All Glocks Down

April 5, 2007 / Posted by:

The Sanjaya Show lost another cast member last night in Gina Glockson. The Pink wannabe found herself in the bottom with Haley Skankarto and Phil “Bug Eyes” Stacey. Haley was spared AGAIN and Gina was given the boot.

I’m going to call the Final 4. I’ll be wrong, but this is who I’m going with: Melinda DoLOTS, Sangina, Blake and Chris R.

In honor of Gina getting kicked out, here’s a little diddy from my favorite Real World castmate of ALL-TIME: Heather B!



Shiloh is Not Named After a Dog

April 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Angelina Jolie's  ex-boyfriend  boyfriend continues to gab about sister. He revealed that Shiloh is named after him and not that cute, little movie dog .
James Haven said that his parents originally gave him the middle name of Shiloh meaning "gay one." No, it means "peaceful one."
He said, "At the last second, my parents gave me Haven instead. It was very cool when Brad and Angie came to me and said: 'We're thinking of names and our favourite is Shiloh. We know that was your original name, so would that be OK?'. "I was almost in tears – I was so honored."
He thanked them by sticking his tongue down Angie's throat while Brad looked on in horror.

Hilary Nachos?

April 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Is Hilary Duff "canoodling" with Paris Hilton's leftovers? The other night at Les Deux (of course) in Hollywood, Nachos was partying with Paris while Hil was across the room. When Paris left, Nachos immediately headed toward the horse ranch and for Hilary.
Witnesses say the two were "getting cozy" the rest of the night and " traded numbers — and a kiss — before they left.”
Nachos is hot, but he did dip his pretzel into the Hilton cheese. That should be enough for young Hilary to steer clear.  
Source: MSNBC


April 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Some kids in North Carolina decided it would be a good idea to set up a lemonade stand near George Clooney's film set. It was a good idea, because the Clooney gave the kids $20 for his $0.25 lemonade.
The kids' mother offered the drink for free as well as her pussy, but Clooney insisted and even posed with them.
Ok I'm joking about the pussy part. She actually offered him her butthole. I mean there were kids around. You can't say that p-word around the youngsters.

Nipples and Fat Juice

April 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Sherlock Whore is on the case! Britney Spears was spotted at Ruth Chris Steak House in Beverly Hills for her sister's 16th Birthday.  
Those wigs attached to the hats are becoming her signature. She should hawk those on HSN. She also needs to learn how to eat, because homegirl always gets food fat all over her. Food fat near the nipple is not hot.   

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