Birthday Sluts

February 3, 2007 / Posted by:

Morgan Fairchild (57)
Jessica Grove (25)
Isla Fisher (31)
Daddy Yankee (31)
Maura Tierney (42)
Linda Eder (46)
Thomas Calabaro (48)
Nathan Lane (51)
Blythe Danner (64)
Joey Bishop (89)

Happy Birthday to Sonya!


She Deserves Better Anyway

February 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend of 4 years, Olivier Martinez, have broken up. They issued a joint statement and claim that it has nothing to do with “false rumors” aka Olivier cheating on her ass with Michelle Rodriguez and some other chick.

The statement reads:

“Olivier Martinez and Kylie Minogue have officially confirmed that they are no longer a couple. They have made it clear that the decision to go their separate ways was mutual and amicable. The media’s false accusations of disloyalty have saddened them both. The two remain very close friends.”

Olivier is now free to “get it on” with Michelle Rodriguez. You know they aren’t getting it on, she’s just showing him how to ride a hog. She’s totally bumping fuglies with Kristanna Loken.



Is “Depends” Going to Sponsor Their Tour?

February 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Original member David Lee Roth, 52, will return to Van Halen it was announced. Eddie Van Halen told TMZ, “It feels like a whole new beginning to be back with Dave and to be playing with my brother and my son. We look forward to going on tour.”

David quit the group in 1985 and reunited with them for a few months in 1996. The band will play dates in major cities across the U.S. Eddie’s son, Wolfgang Van Halen, will play bass with the group on their tour.

Here’s David from today’s Nicole Miller show in NYC with wannabe Paris Hilton, Natalie Reid. Not to take anything away from David Lee, but who the hell would want to be like Paris? Do you think their herpes outbreaks are on the same schedule?

Farrah Fawcett’s Perfect Birthday Wish

February 2, 2007 / Posted by:

Farrah Fawcett has been told she’s cancer-free. This is the best 60th Birthday pressie she could ever receive. She announced that she was fighting cancer back in October.

Dr. Gary Gitnick, Fawcett’s lead physician at UCLA, said the actress “has had a full and complete response to treatment” and “her prognosis is excellent.”

Farrah never said what kind of cancer she was treated for, but methinks it’s cause she had ass cancer. Ryan O’Neal revealed she was being treated for anal cancer.

Long live Farrah! May she continue to bring us craziness for many years to come!



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