It’s a slow news day. Keira Knightley doesn’t look half bad leaving her London home on 12/7. At least the photographer wasn’t nice enough to get too close. He probably loves his lense too much. She looks like she has cotton mouth.
Last night was the finale to one of the worst America’s Next Top Model seasons ever. Caridee, Eugena and Melrose all entered into the final 3. Eugena was eliminated leaving Melrose and Caridee to battle it out on one of the most retarded fashion shows in history. It looked like a backyard fashion show with outfits provided by the local costume shop. They were ghosts in like some castle and honestly my third grade Christmas pageant had higher production values.
In the end Tyra Banks and her 50-pound wig had to pick between the girl with the awful runway walk and BEAAAAAAATTIIIFFFUUUUUL photographs (Caridee) or the girl that wants it so bad, but may not have it (Melrose.) Needless to say, Caridee won out.
Finally a natural blonde won, but I think the audience lost in the end…cause that shit sucked!
Beyonce needs some super-super-duper glue to hold that wig down!
KFed who? – USA Today
H&M doesn’t learn their lesson and gives Madonna another shot at designing a clothing line even though that track suit thing failed miserably – INO
Courtney Love realizes her chunk – Mollygood
The “Beast” from Beauty and the Beast molests a youngster! – Gawker
Fantasia hates on Jennifer Hudson – SOW
Us Weekly is reporting that Joel Madden is now dating Nicole Richie. Joel recently broke it off with another skinny bone jones, Hilary Duff. The two were spotted last week at Teddy’s in Hollywood. They were hugging and dancing and laughing…blah…blah..blah
They continued the next night when they were spotted with Joel’s brother, Benji Madden, and his girlfriend. The brothers double dated at the Polo Lounge in Los Angeles.
Hilary now Nicole? He has a small peen. Seriously, that’s what my two cents. He needs to get with chicks that make his wang look bigger. A small dick next to Hil and Nicole probably looks huge.
Dakota Fanning traveled to France to shoot this fairytale inspired spread in January’s Vanity Fair Magazine. The spready was shot by the weirdness that is Karl Lagerfeld. She played like several fairy princesses from Cinderella to Sleeping Beauty. I used to get freaked out by her and then I saw on her on like Regis & Kelly and homegirl is just a normal 11-year-old. I kind of like her now and hope she doesn’t start smoking crack next year and running dps and shit like her peers. That would be sad.