Mel B Swears Up and Down That Eddie is the Father

December 7, 2006 / Posted by:

Eddie Murphy recently told a Dutch reporter that he’s not with Mel B aka Scary Spice anymore and that he isn’t sure who her baby daddy is. He’s already moved on and is dating Babyface’s ex-wife, Tracey Edmonds. Mel B released this statement today:

“I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media. I have no idea why anybody would want to conduct themselves in this kind of manner about such a personal matter in such a public way. My main concern is for the well being of my (seven-year-old) daughter Phoenix and of course the baby. I was astonished at what Eddie said – there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father.”

I just have one word – MAURY!

Mel claims she found out that Eddie dumped her when she received calls from friends saying that he had told a reporter they weren’t together. COLD! What do you expect from Eddie?! He just wants to party all the time!


Afternoon Crumbs

December 7, 2006 / Posted by:

Lane Garrison gets on his knees and prays – TMZ

The Scientologists want Jlo – IDLYITW

Ahahah! some circus ahole gets his thumb bitten off by a crock – SAYOR

It’s Shania Twain and I’m not sure why – Hollywood Tuna

Mischa Barton’s new weave kicks off her Keds campaign – Popsugar

Men would rather hit on Jessica Simpson’s mother than her – Hollywood Rag

Seriously is Jennifer Connelly pregnant? – Just Jared

Britney’s crotch gets dangerously close to showing itself again – Cityrag

Bette Midler sounds off on Britney and I’m not sure anyone cares – A Socialite’s Life

Jessica Biel’s new body – Egotastic!

Aniston’s rep bitchslaps a certain blogger, if you ignore will go away – Celebrity Nation

Justin Timberlake will never want Brit Brit back again – Popbytes

Check out Nerve to see myself and other bloggers give sex advice. Ignore the picture, I look FAT!


A Restaurant Full of Fug

December 7, 2006 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Posh Beckham, JLo and Skeletor all had a meal together at Wolfgang Puck’s The Cut restaurant in Los Angeles last night. Well, the rest had a meal while Posh drank Diet Coke. She doesn’t like the taste of water you know. What on Earth do these people talk about?

Methinks Katie just grins and never blinks, Posh looks down a lot and looks at herself in the silver knife, Tom flirts with Skeletor and JLo goes on and on about her empire.

Since they obviously wanted to be scene they really should’ve called in a stylist and had all their looks put together. They are a mess.



Who is November’s Hot Slut of the Month?

December 7, 2006 / Posted by:

Take a moment from jacking off to pictures of Sylvester Stallone and vote for November’s Hot Slut of the Month! We’ve got Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira, Socialite Casey Johnson, Tom from MySpace, Vivica Fox’s plastic face and the hotness that is Rose McGowan.

Happy Voting! Results will be announced on Monday.



Mary J. Blige Leads Grammy Nominations

December 7, 2006 / Posted by:

Mary J. Blige picked up 8 Grammy nominations today. Red Hot Chili Peppers received 6. The awards will be announced February 11, 2007 in Los Angeles. Justin Timberlake, Mary, James Blunt, Chris Brown, KT Tunstall, Amy Lee, Ludacris, Corinne Bailey Rae and Rascal Flatts announced the nominations this morning.

Album of the year nominees went to the Dixie Chicks, Gnarls Barkley, John Mayer, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Justin Timberlake.

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood was nominated for best new artist.

Click here for a full list of the nominees!

Unfortunately, Parasite Hilton sucked the wrong dicks and didn’t receive one nomination.

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