Nicky Kidman, Jenny Garner and Tommy Girl are laughing all the way to the bank and they don’t even deserve it. Forbes put out their annual list of the 10 Most Overpaid Movie Whores in Hollywood and these three topped the list.

Forbes came up with the top 10 by looking at the ho’s last three major movies. They didn’t count supporting roles, limited releases or movies where the ho got paid less than $5 million. They compared the whore’s salary with the movie’s profits (if there were any).

Not surprisingly, the box office poison queen, Nicky Kidman, was numero uno. I think she injects some of that poison into her forehead.

Here’s Forbes top 10:

1 – Nicky Kidman – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $1 of gross income.
2. Jennifer Garner – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $3.60 of gross income.
3. Tommy Girl – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
4. Pizza Face Diaz – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
5. JLo – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.10 of gross income.
6. Jim Carrey – For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.11 of gross income.
7. Nic Cage – For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.16 of gross income.
8. Drew Barrymore – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.38 of gross income.
9. Will Ferrell – For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.67 of gross income.
10. Cate Blanchett – For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.97 of gross income.

They should have done a Most Deserving list instead. There would only be 3 bitches on that list: Marie (aka Snobby Salesperson #2) from Pretty Woman, Chuck Norris (he would end me with his cold stare if I left him out) and Otis from Milo & Otis.

Obviously, my question is not directed at Posh Spice. She still looks like a hungry power bottom, but her black robe is fine. I’m talking about Marc Jacobs’ purple velvet skirt and his gladiator mandals. I think he’s wearing the tree skirt from Mariah Carey’s purple fantasy-themed Christmas tree.

Don’t tell me we’re wearing skirts in public now. My walnuts would love to hang out in the open air, but I don’t think my dignity could take it. Yeah, what dignity? Shut up! I fucking heard that.

And why didn’t the paps get any upskirts of Marc?! I want to know what color panties he’s wearing underneath that fugness.

I thought I was the only dumb bitch who got the sudden urge to hit a ho with a vase while watching “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” It’s good to know that I’m not alone.

46-year-old Naomi Masuda of Port St. Lucie, Florida was arrested after she attacked her boyfriend during an argument about Kim KardASSIAN’s reality show.

Naomi’s boyfriend was chilling out, watching his favorite reality show featuring the porn star with a fat ass, when Naomi freaked out and said he was “being disrespectful by watching the Kardashian show.” She’s right, he was disrespecting himself by watching that trash. And yes, I’m guilty of the same crime!

The two started arguing over his fascination with Kim and his fondness for porn. Naomi, being the crazy bitch that she is, then started throwing things at him, including a vase that hit him in the face and caused his nose to bleed. The dude also said Naomi damaged a bunch of his personal shit.

Cops described Naomi was being “highly intoxicated.” She admitted to throwing a vase at him, but said it was an “accident.” I love that shit. “Yes, I threw the vase at him. No, I didn’t mean to. The vase just leaped out of my hands.”

That excuse is almost as sad as the fact that Naomi got arrested because of Kim Kardashian’s skanky ass! Oh Naomi. You and your gorgeous eyebrows deserve better.

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The “Brit Brit is A-OK” train is rolling along! Photographer Patrick Demarchelier took a few pictures of Brit Brit yesterday for Vogue. Yes, THAT Vogue. I’m really hoping the pictures are for Vogue’s “Ode to Cheeto” issue.

This is one of the first times, in a long time, that I haven’t gone cross-eyed from looking at Brit’s weave. It usually looks like a tangled up ball of greasy yarn. It probably took an industrial-sized fan, two hot plates and a garden rake to straighten that shit out. Their efforts paid off, but you know by the time she got home, it was back to looking like a big bowl of coleslaw.

In other Cheeto news, Brit Brit told OK! Magazine that she already has a new album coming out this December. She said, “It’s my best work ever.” Better than “E-Mail My Heart“? I doubt it.

In an interview with the Associated Press, Matt Damon doesn’t hold back when talking about Sarah Palin. Matt called the Palin pick a “disaster,” and that there’s a good chance she will become President which is a “scary thing.” Matt also doesn’t understand why more people aren’t talking about it. Um…does he ever go on the internet?

Matt went on to say that the whole thing is a really bad Disney movie. He said, “The hockey mom, you know, ‘Oh, I’m just a hockey mom’… and she’s facing down Vladimir Putin… It’s totally absurd… It’s a really terrifying possibility.”

Come on, Matt! What do you take Disney for? It’s probably already in development under the working title “President Mommy.” Megan Mullally already passed on it, so they are talking to Geena Davis. I can already see the poster. Geena Davis is holding a soccer ball in front of the White House while her kids are pulling at her skirt and her husband (played by Rick Moranis) is rolls his eyes at her. Vladimir Putin can play himself. It’ll be a hit!

Say it ain’t so! No “Arrested Development” movie?! Blame Michael Cera – Lainey Gossip

Kiki Dunst or Elisha Cuthbert? – Hollywood Tuna

The gayest cardboard cutout ever – Towleroad

Solange looking lovely……until she put on some leggings – Just Jared

Mischa Barton is singular – Hollywood Rag

Pizza Face smiles – Popsugar

3 scary words: Jennifer Aniston upskirt – Egotastic!

Matthew McConaughey is suffocating his lil’ package – Jezebel

Shirley Manson is bad ass – Cityrag

Hayden feeling up her troll chichis (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Michael Caine might be confused – IDLYITW