Oksana Baiul (29)
Maggie Gyllenhaal (29)
Missie Pyle (34)
Martha Plimpton (36)
Lisa Bonet (39)
Jonas Akerlund (40)
Diana Krall (42)
Marg Helgenberger (48)
Donna McKechnie (66)
Star Jones: Ok..um…err….well…her…um…her new adam’s apple goes with her tit scar! Is that nice?
Michael Jackson was supposed to perform “Thriller” at tonight’s World Music Awards in London and instead he sang a chorus from “We are the World” surrounded by children. Um…should he really be around all those kids? Thriller was instead performed by Chris Brown in honor of Jacko. He apparently looked nervous and uncomfortable accepting his award. Shit, I’m uncomfortable just looking at him.
Do yourself a favor and don’t look too closely at his nose. I think that’s the 8th Wonder of the World.
Suri Cruise made a rare appearance in Rome this evening. Tom and Katie brought her out as they went to the City Hall in Rome. Is Suri dead? She’s not moving and she’s still Asian. She’s going to grow up looking like a hotter Lucy Liu.
Will Tom cut his damn shag already!?