Peggy the Beer Drinking Horse! – Peggy’s owner used to take her to the same pub for years. He would tie her outside while he boozed. One day, he tied her using an extra long rope, so Peggy waltzed into the bar and stood beside the other drinkers. Nobody seemed to mind, so it became a regular thing. Peggy enjoyed a pint for almost 2 years until the place got renovated. Now the owner of the bar won’t let Peggy in because she doesn’t want her to ruin the new carpets. Peggy now has to wait outside like the old days. That ain’t right. If Heidi Montag’s hooves doesn’t ruin carpets, neither will Peggy’s.

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JHud is engaged to Punk from “I Love New York,” because her vagina just can’t say no. When I first heard the news, I figured Punk must have a 12-inch dick and he tied the engagement ring to it when he asked her to marry him. That’s the only way I would have said yes to a dude who has probably had New York’s nutsack in his mouth. See a big dick and the word “YES” just comes pouring out.

Well, that’s not how it happened. JHud said: “I had no clue at all… We went to the beach during the day and he blindfolded me… and he gave me a purple shovel, because purple’s my favourite colour… and I had to dig. I ended up digging through all this sand. When I found it, it was like a bunch of beautiful cards… one related to the other, and the last one said, ‘Look around, take the moment in, turn around and I have a gift for you.”

Does anybody see the irony in this? She’s basically digging her own fucking grave. That’s a sign right there. If that bitch handed me a shovel and told me to dig, I would’ve dug that shit right into his ass. And you know he paid for that ring with her AMEX.

Here’s JHud looking like she escaped from the methadone clinic in NYC last night.

Tommy Girl is always holding on to Stepford Katie like she’s David Beckham’s erect peen. She’s not a mindless, frail old hag who has no idea where she’s going…. Oh, wait. I mean, it’s not like the little robot is going to run away anytime soon. I gave up on that shit a long ass time ago. She’s already been brainwashed to the point no return. Hopefully, all those alien drugs she’s been fed making her feel like she’s walking on sunshine.

Anylittlehomoman, Tommy Girl put on his shiniest blazer from the big boys section at Brooks Brothers to take his raggedy beard to dinner in NYC last night.

When JLo pulls out her “sexy and intense” face, she ends up looking like she’s holding the biggest queef in history. A coochie bubble so big that her ass cheeks and vagina lips have to work together to keep it in. JLo has to open up her mouth just a bit to release a little pressure. Of course, that’s just what her face looks like when she tries to look all lusty and shit. We all know that JLo doesn’t fart or queef. Gas from her body is released when she fucking talks.

JLo was at Macy’s in NYC today to whore out her cologne for men which I’m sure will only be loved by guidos and their admirers. And it’s obvious that she must have pissed off her hair gay and her make-up bitch today.

Kendra Wilkinson flashes her titties for the one or two people out there that haven’t seen them yet – Hollywood Tuna

Rachel Bilson’s copy cat fashion line – Lainey Gossip

Heath Ledger’s estate goes entirely to his daughter – Popsugar

Sean Penn bragged to Vadge about his first gay kiss – Towleroad

Parasite Hilton as the Valtrex fairy – Just Jared

Ceiling Eyes is back in a bikini – Egotastic!

The Dallas Cowboys lost again and it’s all Chestica’s fault – IDLYITW

Brangelina adoption rumors, take 2,459 – Hollywood Rag

Amanda Woodward’s arrest as told through pictures – Cityrag

RiRi dresses up for Colonel Sanders (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather