Cheese Ass

March 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Remember when Britney Spears went to that NYC night club and changed into a bikini given to her by a go-go dancer? Well, looks like a snapper caught Britney’s naked ass and is currently shopping around the pictures. The going price is said to be $150,000. WASTE OF MONEY!

To make matters worse, sources are saying that Britney was caught on video by the club’s security with two of the dancers and that tape could surface soon. The club denies that a tape featuring Brit exists.

A source said, “If that thing goes on the Internet, there’s going to be big trouble. It might be what they need to take [Spears’] kids away from her.”

I’m not sure what’s on that alleged video, but how is a bare ass going to get her kid’s taken away? Are the dancers doing lines off her bare ass? Ewww…don’t answer.



Hot Slut of the Week: Beth Ditto

March 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Age: 25
Birthday: 1981
Birth Name: ?

Original Date of HS of the Day: March 9, 2007
Claim to Fame: Lead singer of the band “The Gossip.” She is a lesbian and currently dating a tranny dude.

Where is she now? She’s big, literally, in Europe.
Why is she HS of the Week? Homegirl loves being called a fat bitch and I love calling her one!


All An Act

March 11, 2007 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor tell the media that everything is lovely and they adore each other…blah…blah…blah…but inside sources say that they are on the brink of falling a part. JLo doesn’t have a very good track record since she’s been married 3 times and linked to every dick in Hollywood.

Children and Scientology seem to be their biggest issues. JLo doesn’t want to be knocked up right now and Skeletor is really into the crazy cult. Um…probably cause he wants to knock bones with some Tom Cruise.

The source said, “There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.”

According to this source, Lopez stood up and talked about her upcoming album and said, “This is my dream and Marc and I worked so hard on this album . . . Marc, would you like to say something?” – to which Anthony coldly said, “No,” and looked away.”

Yeah, their days are numbered. She’s a bitch and he has to return his soul to the last virgin on Earth soon. Seriously, I’m surprised they lasted this long.



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