Paris Hilton will Sign Anything

January 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton took some time out from being a “serious actress” to sign a gas tank in Los Angeles. A gas tank? Ugh, too bad it’s not full of gas so that dude could’ve poured it all over her ass and lit a match!

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Oldies But Goodies

January 12, 2007 / Posted by:

It’s a slow news day, so here’s some pics of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer being drunken messes on New Year’s Eve. Yeah, pretty much boresville. Am I the only one that wants to punch Jessica in the mouth?

Thanks Maria

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Best Boy Band Ever?

January 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Bryan Abrams (Color Me Badd); Jeff Cronin (LFO); Jeff Timmons (98 Degrees) and Chris Kirkpatrick (N’Sync) will join has-been forces to create a new boy band and document the experience for Vh1. The untitled project will ask the question we all want the answer to (not really) “Can four grown up boy band heartthrobs join forces to capture new fame and fortune?”

The new group will live together for one year, fall in love with each other make new music, perform as a group and try to defy the odds. Every man is in a differet place in his life. Some are comfortable and just want to make good music and some need the dough badly.

Boy band? These hos are hardly boys, more like Pepaw group. Furthermore, where’s Jordan Knight?! No has-been, boy band group is complete without him!

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Saint Britney is a New Mommy

January 12, 2007 / Posted by:

Britney Spears, Larry Rudoloph and SPF purchased a teacup chihuahua the other day and have apparently named her “Snow White.” She was overheard calling her new $3,200 purchase the name. She has previously owned three teacup chihuahuas, but they haven’t been seen around. Britney also won (or lost) Peta’s Worst Pet Owner Ever!

Brit was probably in a good mood after her purchase, because shortly after she gave a homeless man $300 in cash.

A source said, “Britney rolled down the window and handed the guy $300. She said, ‘Good luck and happy new year!’ The guy almost had a heart attack. Britney wants to do good — for herself and the world. That’s what she’s all about.”

She’s such a generous person! I think we should give her Sainthood! You know Snow White was thinking “Can you give me to the homeless dude instead?”

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Paula Abdul “I’ve Never Been Drunk in My Life!”

January 12, 2007 / Posted by:

First of all, thanks to all of you who sent me this amazing video of Paula Abdul’s interview with a Seattle TV station yesterday morning. Since Paula claims she’s never been drunk in her life, this is probably the first time we’re seeing her drunk. Homegirl is on something! Her eyes are playing trick on me, she’s slurring her words, she’s bouncing around and she’s just an all-around nutcase!

Um…I’ll drink whatever she’s drinking!

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