Yet another lame photoshoot on last night’s America’s Next Top Model. Tyra Banks was as annoying as ever. She doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about. One minute she’s telling a girl that she looks like she doesn’t want to be here and then she’s telling a girl that she wants to be here too much. Blah, blah, blah…bitch needs to eat her own wig. And they still haven’t sent home Jaeda the she-lady! I don’t get it?! Is Tyra really sucking her dick?
The photoshoot featured Fabio in various situations with the girls. They each shot their own romance novel cover. Give me a damn break. This week I didn’t have a favorite or a least favorite. They were all stupid.
TomKat have set their wedding date as November 18th and plan to marry in Italy. Katie Holmes is going to wear Giorgio Armani and Posh Beckham is their wedding planner. Sources say that Posh is helping Katie with everyone wedding detail, because she has such good taste. Yeah, their tablecloths are going to be leopard and the cuisine will be ice cubes and alfalfa sprouts.
The source said, “This is fantastic news for Katie. Not only has a date been set for her big day, she has got fashion queen Victoria helping with her wedding plans. She wants to have a stylish low-key hen do and if Victoria’s around she’ll be there helping her celebrate.”
Don’t you need to have actual conversations in order to plan a wedding? Methinks that Posh and Katie never speak a word to each other. Lots of nodding and lots of awkward smiles, but nothing beyond that. Here are some pics of Posh looking like a call girl with her son as they made their way through Heathrow airport last week.
Long Beach High School in Long Island, NY has a day they call “Superhero Day” in which students can dress up as their favorite superhero. Well, three seniors decided they wanted to dress up as Captain Underpants. The popular comic book spins the tale of two kids who accidentally create a superhero from their school Principal. His uniform includes cape and some tightey whities.
When Chelsea Horowitz, Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin waltzed into school wearing beige leotards, red capes and tightey whities, everyone went crazy. Principal, Nicholas Restivo was highly offended and ordered them to change or go home. They decided to go home.
The principal said that he knows they weren’t nude, but it looked like they were. I don’t see a problem, I just see gross. These are bad nerds, right? Anyway, it could’ve been worse…they could’ve dressed up as Rambo and shot everyone.
I’m so sick of that damn accent! Madonna laid it on thick yesterday as she explained to Oprah the reasons for adopting a baby in Africa. We didn’t learn anything new. She went into great detail and it almost sounded rehearsed. She wanted to say the right thing and seemed nervous. She came off pretty intelligent and she almost won me over, but I couldn’t get her phoney ass accent out of my brains.
She feels that in attacking her and the adoption process, the media is discouraging other people from adopting children. She also said that she didn’t receive any special treatment and that everything goes slow in Africa. Later she did say that it is customary to live in Africa for 18 months during the adoption process, but they allowed her to return to London with David instead.
The “Borderline” Madonna was so much more fun. Oprah’s eyelashes creep me out. Lastly, David Banda is a doll.
Angelina Jolie is currently in India filming “A Mighty Hard-On” with Brad Pitt and company. She’s grown to love India so much that she’s looking to buy a very special memento; a baby! Yup, bitch is looking to add yet another flavor to her harem.
A source said, “They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas. Brad would prefer a boy no older than 18 months to even out the sexes but Angie has told him she can’t guarantee she won’t fall in love with a little girl. Whichever they end up with, they’d like to name the child India to honor its homeland”
The pair have apparently window shopped in a few orphanages last week. Angelina has said in the past that she would love one big multi-cultural family.
Maddox is still the OG and has no reason to worry. I’m sure he’s kicking ass and taking names.