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Lindsay Lohan is in my fair hamlet this weekend and I’m sure some good “sober” pictures are going to come out of it. She went shopping (of course) yesterday and her lips looked sort of weird to me. I’m not talking about that dick-sucking pink lip gloss, but they look puffy. Perhaps she bites on them to stop the cravings.
Gisele Buttchin graces the cover of Italian Vanity Fair and yeah she looks sort of hot, but I’ve never gotten the appeal. She looks like a slightly more attractive Jennifer Aniston. I’d still let her stick the tip in and possibly give me a cum fiesta.
Courtney Love is being sued by Beau Monde International for $181,286, because they claim she didn’t pay her rehab bill. Courtney checked into their facility in Orange County, CA backin 2005 and initially put up the $10,000 to check in. She didn’t pay anything after that and stayed over 2 months.
$10,000 a week?! What the hell kind of rehab is that? Yeah the kind of rehab that gives you a fugly nose job. Seriously, bitch looks like she got fucked in the nostrils.
Please vote for Dlisted’s HS Slut of February. We have H.A.M of the millenium Remy Ma, crazy astro-lady Lisa Nowak, fashion granny Betsey Johnson and tranny extraodanaire Kimora Lee Simmons! You can vote all week to your right! Winner will be announced on Saturday. Click on the ho to get their info:
Ever since Salma Hayek announced she was engaged and knocked up from Francois Pinault…I’ve become intrigued with this French dude with the face of a foot. I guess dude is richer than Jesus and tried to buy Gucci once. He has kids from a previous relationship.
I have found pictures of the two in the past. They attended an event in Italy together last April (above). Can’t you feel the chemistry between them? It’s like oil and water! Please, you know she’s only with him, because a)his dick is worth more than what she makes a day and b) she wants a baby for her lover Penny Cruz.
Once she has that kid, she’s going to cash her check and run away to Holland with Penny.
OMG and her tits are going to get HUGE!