I get so many requests to post more about Hugh Laurie. The dude from “House.” Strange, but true. The panty pudding is a-flowin’ for Hugh Laurie.

One whore e-mailed me once and wrote, “PLEASE POST ABOUT HUGH LAURIE.” I wrote back and told the ho there wasn’t any new pictures of him or anything. The crazy answered, “SO! POST OLD ONES!” There must be a support group this kind of obsession. And you thought my PP, Rojo and Shauna addiction was bad? Ok, it is, but that’s beside the point!

Anyway, when I read that Hugh’s house in Los Angeles was broken into, I immediately figured one of you crazy bitches had something to do with it! You see, Hugh said that while he was sleeping upstairs with his wife, some burglar type broke into his house and stole his laptop. That’s all they took! Hugh said: “I came down this morning and said, ‘Where’s the laptop?’ Then we realized.”

The police think it’s the work of a band of thieves. They have already struck the home of Faith Hill who lives in the same area.

Hugh moved to Los Angeles 4 years ago. His family recently joined him there from England. A friend of Hugh’s told The Sun that he’s kind of shaken up from the incident. The friend said: “Hugh keeps thinking about what would have happened if he had woken up to confront the burglars. There are some crazy people in Los Angeles who don’t think twice about using violence. He was very lucky that he slept through it all.”

I just know one of you picked his lock, went upstairs to his bedroom and posed for pictures next to his sleeping body! While you were leaving his house, you noticed his laptop just lying there and you figured he probably had some dirty pictures on that shit! Wait until Hugh finds the “surprise” you left him in his panty drawer!

First of all, Brit Brit totally busted a fart in the picture above. Fortunately for everyone around, her farts smell like Frapps.

Brit Brit continued her “I’m Fine, I Swear” tour by visiting P.S. 142 in the Bronx, NY this morning. Brit signed autographed for the children and posed for pictures with them. Yes, I said “children.” Don’t worry, I’m sure there was a lot of security around. I’m sure the kiddies were happy to see her ass, but they were probably disappointed when they found out she didn’t come bearing Cheetos.

This is one of the first times I find myself not being able to find one thing wrong with the way she looks. Wait. I lied. Her bags look like they could store a couple of Cheeto factories, but other than that, she looks surprisingly good. Gulp. That’s no fucking fun. Moving on….

In other Cheetos news, Adnan Ghalib tells Star Magazine that there is no sex tape. He also said that Heat Magazine made up the quotes and that he never filmed himself doing gross things with Our Lady of Cheetos. He said: “I don’t know where these quotes I’m supposed to have said have come from. What I do know is they certainly didn’t come from me and they are completely false. I’m extremely upset and distressed and I’m taking legal action… This story has caused a lot of hurt to my family and people close to me.”

Translation: Daddy Spears cut him a check.

On “The View” this morning Elisabeth Hasselbeck finally got her chance to tell the country why she thinks Sarah Palin would make a good president and she totally fucked up!

It all started when the hens in the coop started arguing about Palin and Obama’s experience and other shit like that. Joy and Elisabeth started going at it and finally Barbara Walters interrupted them and said, “Every single day you never ever say, maybe there’s another point, so this is your chance. Tell us now why you think that Sarah Palin would make a very good President.”

Elisabeth’s white cotton panties must have gotten twisted because she got all bitchy with Babs and said,”Well, since I’ve been studying for this pop quick forever! I….tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. Give me three tangible things he has done.” Answering a question with a question. Get ’em Hasselbeck!

Elisabeth should have just called Meredith and asked to use one of her life lines. (Thanks, Tina Fey!)

Right after Elisabeth’s response, Joy asked to go to a commercial! Ha. A few seconds later Elisabeth gave all her reasons and then they went right to commercial. UGH! Why do they do that shit? The only reason I watch these crows is to see them fight and then they ruin it by cutting them off. REFUND!

his shit was also entertaining because Barbara was dressed like a little old harlequin doll. She should pose for the Naked Clowns Calendar!

Clip below:

The Cloudman who blows the wind better watch his puffy ass. Joan Collins is going to storm into his office and slap the air out of him for trying to blow off her wig. The evil part of me (basically 99.9%) wishes her wig did come off so that we could see her running after it in her jewels and furs. Lucky for her, it stayed on. But bitch should still go and get a lacefront so that doesn’t happen again. Beyonce will hook her up. Even if Joan’s wig did go flying off, she would still look hot with two thin hairs on her head. Alexis Carrington will be beautiful and glamorous forever!

I always knew Justin Timberdouche was a bottom – Just Jared

Anne Hathaway never said she loves it in the shit hole – Defamer

Nicole Richie and Sad Clown Baby go to the mall – Popsugar

An inside look into Parasite Hilton’s jeans – Towleroad

The devil and the robot – Lainey Gossip

Jessica Simpson covers up her bacon slices – Hollywood Tuna

I bet you Ken Paves did this shit – Hollywood Rag

Diora Biard is topless and whorey in Maxim UK – Egotastic!

Moose knuckles galore – Cityrag

Tony Romo is fucking stupid – IDLYITW

Hayden Panatroll doesn’t know how to work an ATM card swiper (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Are you one of those fraidy cat bitches who are deathly afraid of clowns? Like this bitch? Well, if you are, let the naked clowns help cure your phobia! A group of 16 clowns in San Francisco came together to take it all off for a new calendar. The proceeds from the calendar will benefit MS research.

There’s nothing creepy about a naked clown! If your pee hole is dripping a little because you’re so scared, then your case is probably worse than you thought. Don’t think of them as clowns. Just think of them as naked people baring their genitals for your viewing pleasure. Most genitals are not scary.

A couple of the clown dudes are kind of hot. Don’t focus on the scary clown face that looks like it will wake you in the middle of the night and hack you into a million pieces. Think of the peen hiding underneath those silly clown props. Is it fat? Is it skinny? Is it smiling at you? Does it honk when you squeeze it? Does it have a round red nose? Well, if it has that then the clown needs to go get that checked out. The idea of seeing wang rules out the creepiness of the clown face…..

….Okay, I take that all back. I just went through these pictures again and I’m officially a little scared. I also can’t wait to buy this shit and give it to all my clown-hating friends for Christmas. They will shit themselves. Literally.

Click here to see more pictures from this shit. Unfortunately, you have to buy the calendar to see the full Bozo.