Al Quaeda Better Watch Out for Maddox!

November 2, 2006 / Posted by:

In what is one of the funniest stories of the day….Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have apparently received death theats from Al Quaeda. Pakistan authorities got word of a possible threat to the couple and alerted British security experts. The couple are currently in India filming the Daniel Pearl biopic. Brad Pitt is also like building houses there or something. The couple are said to have the best security now and won’t be murdered.

I say…WTF? Al Quaeda are after the wrong bitches! This sounds like a huge rumor to me, but Maddox better get his ninja stars ready just in case.



Vote 4 BryanBoy!

November 2, 2006 / Posted by:

The Gay Bloggies Nominations were revealed today and one of my favorite bloggers, BryanBoy, was nominated 5 times including Best Blog. So please stop jacking off and use this time to vote for him in every category he’s in. His anorexic ass needs the dough so he can buy some food and eat. Also, Dlisted was nominated for best design, but don’t worry about us.

So Vote BryanBoy!!! Voting ends like soon or something.

Vintage PSA

November 2, 2006 / Posted by:

This is a PSA from olden times that uses puppets to teach kids not to suck dick. This is my new jam!

Thx NicMak


Afternoon Crumbs

November 2, 2006 / Posted by:

Save the McRibJunk Food Blog

A history of Paris Hilton’s wonk eye – Cityrag

Superhead is knocked up? – Crunk + Disorderly

Rihanna looks like she’s about to take a doody – Hollywood Tuna

Double your AlbaEgotastic!

Somebody shut Diddy’s mouth – IDLYITW

Milla Jovovich to take a year off to get fat – Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston puts on a stupid hat to go to the airport – Just Jared

Kate Bosworth won’t talk about why she’s a skinny bones jones – Popsugar

Sharon Stones hates her own Barbie doll – A Socialite’s Life

Kate Winslet was teased as a child and who gives – Derek Hail

Quentin Tarantino will never tap Uma Thurman – Mollygood


MGM Gives Tom Cruise a New Toy

November 2, 2006 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise and his partner, Paula Wagner, have signed with MGM to bring back United Artists. This comes months after Tom and Paula were fired from Paramount.

Tom will produce and star in films for the new studio and Paula will serve as CEO. United Artists was founded 80 years ago by Charlie Chaplin and Mary Pickford. I’m sure they are rolling in their graves now, knowing this loon is running their ship.

He’s gonna screw it up somehow. Expect this shit to crash and burn in a few years. He should totally remake My Stepmother is an Alien starring Katie Holmes. Isn’t that a UA film?


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