Jade Goody is Wanted

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Celebrity Big Brother contestant and douche Jade Goody is expected to be evicted within hours after using several racial slurs against Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty. Jade has named her arch rival “Shilpa Poppadum,” but insists it isn’t racist. After getting a talk from producers, Jade gave Shilpa a half-assed apology.

Thousands have flooded the call lines most likely sending Jade to the crowds. Unfortunately, there won’t be any crowds there since Channel 4 will not allow the usual crowd to greet the evictee. Police is also on hand to escort Jade to a safehouse where she will be kept for a week under 24-hour security.

Everyone from politicians to the India tourism board has something to say about what’s going on in the BB house. Her actions may have also caused an International rift between England and India.

Jade’s actions have also been bad for business. Stores left and right have pulled her perfume line from their shelves. One of the show’s advertisers also pulled out, not wanting to be associated with the controversy.

Jade’s face is full of so much fug that she should be evicted for that reason alone. It’s not fair to TV viewers to be subjected to such nastiness. I say we set her and Isaiah Washington up on a blind date!

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Should Isaiah Washington Be Fired?

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Isaiah Washington issued an apology yesterday for using a gay slur for the second time at the Golden Globes. GLAAD demanded an apology from his ass and T.R. Knight told Ellen Degeneres that he was saddened by Isaiah’s use of the word again.

Neil Giuliano, President of GLADD, said, “We are encouraged by Isaiah Washington’s statement today, and optimistic that it may mark a turning point in this deeply troubling situation.” Isaiah has also agreed to meet with GLAAD next week.

Isaiah’s second apology still isn’t enough for some people and the petition going around demanding his termination from Grey’s Anatomy is still getting signatures.

Personally as a fag I think it’s up to T.R. Knight and nobody else. If T.R. wants him gone, he should go. You know people make mistakes and I think Isaiah probably was drunk, stupid and wasn’t thinking. I know that isn’t an excuse and it’s disgusting, but I’m sure he’s getting punished enough. I really think the producers will quietly write him out very soon. He’s a liability now and probably making problems with some of the show’s advertisers. In the end, ABC will only fire him if they are losing money.

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Courtney Love Can’t Even Get a Date on the Internet

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Courtney Love tried to find love on eharmony.com, but was left frustrated when she didn’t past the website’s personality test. This is what she wrote on her website. I’m not sure it’s in English, but you get the gist of it.

“Gurss what? After an hour plus of this thing they tell me that two percent of thier ‘Cliermnts ar elike me and there was noone for me.”

GURSS! I love that. Is she using Dlisted’s spell check? Most likely. Why did this ho choose eharmony?! I would’ve figured her for a Nerve girl. Poor Courtney. Maybe Pete Doherty will get dumped by Kate Moss again! They seriously are a match made in crackhead heaven!

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Durr!!!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson looks like a hooker caught giving a blow job by the coppers as a snapper catches her shopping at Barney’s in Beverly Hills. What the hell kind of shirt is that?! If you look up close, those badges probably say “Douche Merit Badge” and “No-Talent Ho Badge.”

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Oprah Lost a Baby at 14!!!

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

The all-perfect Oprah has stunned fans by confessing she miscarried a baby when she was only 14. She candidly says in her magazine that she got pregnant after years of sexual abuse making her extremely promiscuity. Oprah fell the need to tell her story in her own magazine when a family member backstabbed her ass by selling the story to the National Enquirer.

Oprah’s wife, Gayle King said, “She didn’t really know who the father was of this child… and hid the pregnancy for a very long time.”

The baby was born prematurely and died shortly after.

SCANDAL! Maybe the baby didn’t die, maybe she gave it up, maybe that baby will come back now and demand half of her empire! I’ve been watching too much Passions.

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