Lunch time! Here’s a side of Fuggie Fug’s droopy meth face to go with your sandwich – Hollywood Tuna

Ceiling Eyes gets greasy for Maxim Magazine – Egotastic!

Denise Richards has mom ass (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Jon Hamm, just because – Popsugar

The final “Twilight” trailer – Lainey Gossip

Jude Law as Dr. Watson – Just Jared

Sharon Osbourne is right – Hollywood Rag

The Best of LOLCats – Cityrag

Vadge is a demanding bitch? Naw. I don’t believe it – IDLYITW

Basically, Lance Bass wants to slut around – Towleroad

HoHan is a genius when it comes to picking Halloween costumes. Full Disclosure reports that she’s chosen to go as Sarah Palin. You know, because ten million other people aren’t going to dress as Palin for Halloweenie. Seriously, that’s why I’m considering staying inside. The streets will be covered with Palins. There’s not enough drugs or booze to help me deal with that. Wait. Maybe I should go as Cindy McCain? Then I’d have a valid reason to pop Vicodin all night. That would be a hot costume.

Anynotoriginalcostumechooser, HoHan’s official vagina cleaner SamRo is considering dressing as Todd Palin. TODD?! For real? That’s the best she could come up with?!

If HoHan insists on dressing as Palin, then SamRo should at least wear a Joe Sixpack costume. She doesn’t even have to dress up. She just has to wear her normal clothes and carry a six packer of Natty Ice.

Here’s these two crazy gayelles going to see Vadge at Madison Square Garden in NYC last night.

I doubt they serve cokey cotton candy in the jail cafeteria, so Amy Wino will have to smuggle some in her crack hive for her good friend Mik Whitnall. Mik was arrested yesterday in London for….take a lucky guess. Of course, he was arrested for crack cocaine possession.

NME reports that Dreamboat Doherty’s bandmate and Wino’s friend was busted in a bar at around 4:20pm. It would’ve been ironic if he was caught with weed.

After his arrest, the cops searched Mik’s apartment and found a few crack rocks. He’s still in police custody.

If it’s not Mik, then it’s Dreamy or Wino. Those three take turns getting busted and released. They’re like the 3 Crackmigos!

Seriously, Dreamy gets arrested, then Wino and now Mik. Rinse and repeat. Well, scratch the rinse part. None of those 3 ever take part in that practice.

Snorting coke for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert and all your snacks must get kind of mundane and boring, so you can’t blame the Crackie of Camden for trying to sugar up her diet it a little bit.

A friend of Wino’s tells the News of the World that is obsessed with a new delicious treat: cokey cotton candy!

It all started when Wino showed her friend and fellow crackhead Mik Whitnall her new $1400 cotton candy machine. Mik suddenly got the idea to sprinkle a little booger sugar on a piece of cotton candy.

The friend said, “He and some pals sprinkled a wrap of coke into the mixture and Amy started eating it before she realized what they’d done. She now thinks it’s a hoot to do the same. With her painfully thin frame and her wild beehive hair, she’s actually starting to look like a stick of candy floss herself.”

Wino might be on to something. I have always thought of her as the crackhead version of Martha Stewart. She should put out her own book of recipes: Cooking with CRACK (and other illegal substances). She could make everything from crackchiladas to heroin in a blanket. It’s a crack thing.

Which politically active rapper makes a big show with the ladies in public, bragging about what a pimp he is, but has a thing for small Asian dudes on the side? (Full Disclosure)

DIDDY?! Wisit from “Top Design” should call him up.

Which closet gay Hollywood star tried it on with a straight actor at a party for one of his plays? The poor chap had to make his excuses and flee. (3am Girls)

Kevin Spacey?

Which billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who’s never been married before? She’s been after the old codger since his wife of decades died. (Page Six)

I have no clue, but that gold digger needs to get that cash ASAP with the way that things are going.

Which rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they’ve been squabbling plenty lately. (Page Six)

I immediately think of Jon Bon Jovi with these rocker blind items. I’ll guess JBJ or Sting?

W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt’s “private” photo spread of his blessed holy family. By “private” I mean public.

The photos capture a week of intimate moments of Saint Angelina and her little deities. Yes, this is exactly how they are at home. They hang out in front of walls, Shiloh plays with garlic bulbs (what is that?), Saint Angie sits around in gauzy nightgowns and they laugh all the time. Shit. You would laugh all the time too if you were perfect and knew it. You would lay about in your linen pants and cotton shirt and cackle about how wonderful your life is.

Saint Angie Jo also gave an interview to the magazine and talked about Maddox’s love of knives. She said, “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12. And I’ve already bought Maddox some things. We take him to a special shop.” She explained that the knives are dulled and she talks to him about violence, but they “also talk about samurais and about the idea of defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”

Thousands of Brangaloonie mommies just ran out to their local Wal-Mart to buy their young sons kitchen knives.

Saint Angie just confirmed that she is indeed training a child army. We already know that Maddox is the dagger expert. And Zahara has already mastered the art of bombing bitches with her eyes.

Click here to read the entire interview and to see more pictures. I’ve posted a few below. I think my favorite is the one of Saint Angie puckering up her massive swollen roid lips. That’s what Gay Al Reynold’s ass looks like after a busy weekend.