William Hung Got FAT

January 26, 2007 / Posted by:

Remember the original American Idol reject, William Hung? Well, he’s back and is ready to get back to singing or something. I think between taking opera classes to fine tune his gorgeous voice, he’s been stuffing his face with Big Macs. Just a hunch.

Thanks Josh

Afternoon Crumbs

January 26, 2007 / Posted by:

Kelly Osbourne for Playboy – POTO

Britney Spears is a cheap ass – Cityrag

Posh will soon become a reality – Hollywood Tuna

Rachel Hunter’s new dude is really hot – Derek Hail

Cameron Diaz doesn’t want to be ScarJo’s bff – Hollywood Rag

Prince Harry gets his march on – Just Jared

Jared Leto is a bad ass or something – IDLYITW

Sienna Miller admits the obvious – Egotastic!

Fishsticks tells a bunch of kids she’s sorry she’s not Britney and then she opened her legs and showed her salsa…ok she didn’t do that last part – Popsugar

Jessica and John get caught in the rain – ASL


Disney’s World’s Year of a Million Dreams

January 26, 2007 / Posted by:

Annie Leibovitz was hired to shoot a new ad campaign for Disney. The campaign called World’s Year of a Million Dreams dresses up celebrities as famous Disney characters. The first images of the series will be in the March edition of Vogue, GQ and other magazines.

The first set has David Beckham as the Sleeping Beauty prince, Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella, Beyonce as Alice, Lyle Lovett as the March Hare and Oliver Platt as the Mad Hatter. Annie will soon find celebrities to play The Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and other characters.

I dig em, but please please don’t cast Paris Hilton as Tinkerbell!! You know she’s going to promise Annie a blow job if she gives her the role.




Is This Real?

January 26, 2007 / Posted by:

The fine folks at CollegeHumor.com have a video from some Christian rock duo with a song entitled “God Hates Fags.” The band is called the Evening Service and at first I thought it was a joke, but they have a website and everything. Damn, this is my new jam and now I’m totally going to have this song in my head all day. I say we disco remix it!

Click here to see the video! Thanks JJalleo

Wine Bath?

January 26, 2007 / Posted by:

Teri Hatcher doesn’t drink wine, but that hasn’t stopped her from pouring a glass of it into her bath each day to smoothe her skin. Apparently, many swear that a little glass of the grape can make your skin like a baby’s ass.

An expert said, “In 1993, Joseph Vercauterem, of Bordeaux University, discovered vinotherapy. Research has revealed grape seeds’ priceless benefits for the skin.”

So what does her skin still look like a white, leather bag? Please, you know she’s like drinking up her bath water like a thirsty german shepard.



Lindsay is Angering Her Fellow Rehabbers

January 26, 2007 / Posted by:

Residents of the Wonderland rehab facility where Lindsay Lohan is receiving treatment are upset that she’s getting to leave so much. Lindsay left again yesterday to have her car serviced. She then stopped by the set of her movie before returning back to rehab.

Residents have told TMZ that when Lindsay is there, her friends, hairstylists, make-up people and masseuse are allowed to tend to her. The facility has also given her the key to the front door.

Lindsay’s rep said, “Lindsay is 100% not getting special treatment. She’s getting the same as everyone else. This isn’t the Betty Ford Clinic, it’s not a lockdown facility. There is personal time. All these naysayers who keep blogging and speaking out, like the ‘Today’ show, they don’t know what she’s going through, they’re not there. They shouldn’t speak until they’ve gone through something like that.”

She also wanted to make sure that everyone knows Lindsay had her appendix was taken out and was not in the hospital for anything else.

Ok, I’m no expert….but isn’t the point of rehab to stay there and get help. I mean people check themselves in there, so they won’t be tempted to booze or pill pop right? She better watch herself, because some crazed resident is going to beat her ass while she’s getting a manicure from her personal manicurist!

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