Jordan, 28, is keen to have a third child and thinks that reducing her fake breasts will help this process. She said, “I hate them. Get them out of me. Yuk. I’m having them reduced and I can’t wait. I want them done by Christmas for Peter.”
“Men may think they’re great but they’re just not pert any more and it’s a turn-off. I used to love them but I don’t need them any more. I hardly ever go out now. I’m always in with Peter so I don’t need to show them off. I want another baby but I’ve got to get a boob job first.”
Jordan’s 30Gs plan to be reduced by Christmas just in time for the release of her truly terrible music album with Peter Andre. Homegirl needs to keep those things. That’s one of the reasons why I love her. Big titties go well with small brains!
Congrats to El Bastardo who is the first winner of our prize contest. Bitch won a Dlisted t-shirt that he can now use to wash a car. They are that elegant! Thanks to all who entered!
WITH PRIZE!! The first CAPTION THIS contest at our new home will feature a prize. Yes, I’m cheap but sometimes I can show some love. The prize is a Dlisted t-shirt worth about two cents. This t-shirt is perfect with ass-less chaps or red panties. Simply, respond in the comments with your caption. Make sure you enter in your e-mail address. Any caption without an e-mail address will not be considered. Good Luck, whores!
This is Lily Allen’s newest video for “Littlest Things” which is one of my favorite songs on her album. The song is gorgeous, the video is gorgeous and she’s wonderful. She’s perfection….
Okay, she kind has downs face, but whatevs.
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