TomKat is still trying to make us believe they actually like kissing one another. Somebody tell these fuitcakes that we’re not buying their act, so they might as well save themselves some humiliation and drop it! I’m surprised Oprah kept a straight face. Here’s these two at an event for Mary J. Blige hosted by Will and Jada Smith.
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt will file a paternity challenge this week, because he belives his old-man sperm created Dannielynn Hope. He wants custody of her and says he will travel to the Bahamas pick up
his new fortune Danni and bring her back home if the court rules in his favor. Prince Douchebag claims he had a 10-year affair with Anna and that she wanted to be a Princess.
Zsa Zsa’s former publicist has called Freddy a fraud and says he bought his title making him a faux Prince.
Danni already has two men vying for the role of daddy in Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern. Ugh, what does Zsa Zsa have to say about all of this? I mean her and Danni can share diapers!
Aniston boobies – IDLYITW
Michelle Rodriguez gets eloquent about community service – Mollygood
Xtina in Maxim – Hollywood Tuna
The Police announce a world tour – SOW
Justin Timberlake was too
hungover sick to perform for Clive Davis – ASL
Blohan is still alive and still in rehab in case you cared – Hollywood Rag
A Grammy Awards mega-picture-post – Egotastic!
MK Olsen looks so uncomfortable – Popsugar
Whitney and Bobby B reunite – Just Jared
The story of Derrick “hands” Wilson – Cityrag
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I know many of you will sell the tip of your clit for a little Jake Gyllenhaal, so here he is at the BAFTAS in London last night. Helen Mirren, Forrest Whitaker, Jennifer Hudson and Alan Arkin all picked up awards.
Britney Spears loves to party. We all know this. You would’ve thought that with the whole ANS tragedy would keep her down for a good minute. Nope. Homegirl was out in full force on Saturday night in NYC. She partied at Tenjune until 3:30am and her bodyguard shielded her from the paps. They couldn’t shield the fact that her SUV was covered in puke. Some saying Brit Brit had one too many screwdrivers and probably let it rip all over her ride.
She was also spotted at Club One chatting up the go-go dancers in this hot ensemble. Lesbian orgy anyone? That red dress is like 5 sizes to small for her ass. Ten pounds of sugar in a five pound sack!
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