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First of all, this video is NSFW.
Second of all, this woman is amazing. She’s probably high, drunk, crazy, all of the above…but she is a treasure. If you’re eating, do me a favor. Put down your meal, go to the toilet and just get the puking out of the way before you watch this video.
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Just in case you care or watched Felicity, Keri Russell got married in New York yesterday. Keri married longtime boyfriend, Shane Deary, in a Valentine’s Day ceremony. The two are both 30 and expecting a brat this Summer. Shane is a contractor. She married blue collar? Wow. Anyway, only a few close friends braved the ice storm to celebrate with the couple. Off topic, but I love how the news is calling this “storm” in NYC a major ice storm. That thing was nothing. I’ve seen more ice in my freezer! Source
Pamela Anderson showed off what got her to the top at Kelly Slater’s birthday party last night. We all know she can suck a mean one. I’m guessing Pammy and her friend were stoned and drunk. I don’t want to see that tongue! Sick! I think I see the hep crawling through it. I think she rescued that shirt from a $3 bin at Joyce Leslie.
This Bai Ling photoshoot looks like a really bad episode of “America’s Next Top Model.” She’s really into that rose and working it hardcore. I think it’s speaking to her. She thinks these pictures are going to like land her in the pages of Vogue. More like the pages of the Pennysaver. Bai is still in Berlin at a photo exhibit of herself.
A Milli Vanilli movie!!!! – ICYDK ANS’s Dr. Methadone is revealed – The Evil Beet Remember Brit’s assistant, Fee? She wants Brit to get herself some help – Hollywood Backwash Angelina Jolie in New Orleans just because – Gabsmash Paula Abdul continues to lie – Tabloid Whore Tyra Banks to recreate her famous SI cover – YBF Is Fantasia joining The Color Purple on Broadway? – SOW NOTE – Comments are still on the fritz majorly. Hoping to move softwares this weekend and have things back to normal on Monday. Hate this shit. If your comment doesn’t go through, it’s not you, it’s ME!