My Daddy’s An Alien

January 29, 2007 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez has confessed that her father, David Lopez, has been practicing Scientology for the past 20 years. JLo was raised Catholic, but she embraces all spiritual beliefs. It has been rumored for months that JLo is considering switching to Scientology, because of her association with Tom Cruise.

She said, “I’m not a scientologist, I was raised Catholic. But it’s funny the way people come at it. To me it’s so strange. These are some of the best people I’ve ever met in my life. You know, they’re just lovely, genuine people. They way they ask is such a, ‘Uh, are you (a scientologist)?’ It’s such a negative thing and I just don’t see it that way.”

I give it three months before JLO and Skeletor board the mothership. Dumb ass. It’s such a waste of money. Hopefully, she’ll listen to Posh Beckham and buy a pair of Louboutins instead of giving those crazies her cash.



A Huge DUH!

January 29, 2007 / Posted by:

Above is a picture that should be illegal. It was taken from and is a picture of Cisco Adler and his saggy ballsack. I mean those things look like two dried up prunes. You can see the NSFW version after the jump, but I’m not recommending it. Seriously, if you die…it’s not my fault.

Anyway, speaking of ParisExposed. When this site first launched, my initial reaction was that Paris had something to do with it. I guessed that she probably leaked all this stuff herself to make some more money.

Paris’ lawyers claim they will file a civil suit today to shut down the domain. Joe Francis who is also featured in tapes and photographs is also considering legal action. Paris is also seeking legal action for leaking her medical records which states she takes Valtrex for herpes. DUH.

Something isn’t quite right, though. Sources say that Paris actually owns the rights to the videos and photographs. They claim that Paris edited the videos to remove any sex acts and then leaked them. They claim she is profiting financially.

DUH! Of course she’s profiting. Paris would easily sell photos of her friends, her own vagina, anything to make a little extra cash. That’s why I haven’t paid to get into this site, because I don’t want that ho to see a dime from me!


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Hottest Woman at the SAG Awards?

January 29, 2007 / Posted by:

The SAG Awards are really boring fashionwise. Usually, people play it safe and don’t try anything too unique. Reese Witherspoon, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett, Helen Mirren, Jennifer Hudson and Ellen Pompeo pretty much kept it low-key. To me Anne Hathaway looked the hottest. She knows how to wear a dress. Ellen Pompeo still looks like Michael Jackson’s skeleton in drag. I mean…somebody tell her that looking like a wet cat is not hot! Helen Mirren is ageless….

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What’s With All the Kissing?!

January 29, 2007 / Posted by:

Did producers of the red carpet portion of the SAG Awards offer a million dollars to any couple that kissed? I mean, keep it in the limo or the bathroom! Anyway, Teri Snatcher brought her new boyfriend, Stephen Kay to the event. As Cher from Clueless would say “She’s a full on Monet.”

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The Pink is Growing on Me

January 29, 2007 / Posted by:

In the past I have gone on and on about how much I hate Rachel McAdam’s pink streak. It’s actually growing on me, because I think at last night’s SAG Awards she finally wore it in a modern way. Either that or it’s just fading and she’s too lazy to get it done. No, it’s not for a movie role…she said that she just wanted to do it.

Rachel escorted boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, to last night’s awards where he was nominated. They make a pretty cute couple. So cute that it makes me want to puke all over her pink hair to make it blonde again. Chunky blonde lowlights!

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