Afternoon Crumbs

February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz brags about the size of Kelly Slater’s dick – Hollywood Rag

Is Naomi Watts knocked up or not? The suspense is eating me – ASL

Sienna Miller has stretch marks and cellulite – Egotastic!

Rachel Bilson looking adorable as usual – Popsugar

Kingston Rossdale’s TV debut – Just Jared

The greatest boy band ever – IDLYITW

James Blunt is really annoying – BWE

Nancy Sinatra’s upset with Victoria Gotti – Cityrag

Shocking! American Idol people actually have pasts – Mollygood

Alyssa Milano moves on from JTimberlake to Matt LeinhartHollywood Tuna

Dick in a Box live! – College Humor

Is Angie Jolie anorexic? – Popbytes


Anna Nicole Rushed to the Hospital!

February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Access Hollywood is reporting that Anna Nicole Smith has been hospitalized in Hollywood, FL. She was transported to to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood shortly after 2 pm. EST today. No word yet on where she was coming from or why she’s in the hospital.

Hmm….did the neverending chase for the ultimate high finally catch up to her? Who knows. I’m sure Howard K. Stern will issue a statement soon claiming Anna had “bad fish” or something.

UPDATEMSNBC is reporting that she collapsed at the Hard Rock Casino in Florida. Klassy.

UPDATE 2TMZ is reporting that emergency responders performed CPR and put a tube down her throat at the scene before taking her to the hospital. The streets were also shut down by local police to get her to the hospital quicker. Dramz.

According to local news outlets. Anna was found passed out in her room by her bodyguard. She was unresponsive and so the ambulance was called.


Phoebe Price?

February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

I’ve seen several photos of Phoebe Price in the past and I could never figure out who she was. I mean I never really cared. Lately, she’s been haunting my dreams. Her cheek implants, neon hair and pulled face make her hard to resist. Her IMDB page brings up nothing special. I mean she’s playing a “stripper” in a movie called “Lost in “Transit: The Junkyard Willie Movie.” She’s not exactly a-list or even c-list. She’s always at all kinds of parties. I don’t understand.

She looks like a Rainbrow Bright who got old, moved to the projects, hooked to make ends meet, got a heroin problem, cleaned up and is now performing nightly at a truck stop casino outside of Laughlin, Nevada.

I do love her though.

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Brit Brit Denies Lesbian Orgies

February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Britney Spears denies KFed’s claim that she was into lesbian orgies during their marriage. KFed and his friend, Omar “Iceman” Shariff, have both claimed that they have seen Britney going into her bedroom with sometimes 20 girls to get it on.

Brit’s spokesrep had this to say, “It’s not true.”

Short and sweet. A source close to Brit said, “This is all part of a plan to smear Britney. They are close to agreeing a divorce statement – so this is a warning shot if he doesn’t get what he wants.”

If she is a lesbian I feel sorry for the girl that has to go down on that kitten and by kitten I mean washed up, dirty, flea-ridden, ciggie smoking, herpes carrying kitten.



February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

It was reported that Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler were broken up. Then yesterday Cisco said they were not broken up. Today, Mischa’s rep confirms the split. JESUS! Attention whores.

This statement was issued:

“Mischa and Cisco have decided to part ways. Mischa is moving east soon and they both have very demanding schedules.”

The two have been “canoodling” since 2005. It has been reported that Mischa dumped Cisco after his saggy nuts hit the internet.

Let’s hope this will be the end of Cisco in the public eye. I can’t take another “nut slip” from this foolio. Dried prunes anyone?



Donatella Versace Quote of the Day!

February 8, 2007 / Posted by:

on Hilary Clinton’s wardrobe choices:

“I can understand (trousers) are comfortable but she’s a woman and she is allowed to show that. She should treat femininity as an opportunity and not try to emulate masculinity in politics. She should treat femininity as an opportunity and not try to emulate masculinity in politics. I admire her for her determination, which will hopefully take her to the White House,” Versace told the paper.”

Ed. Note – WTF is she wearing?!!? Is that Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl outfit?


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