My comments couldn’t have gone down at a worst time, I know. Thanks to all who sent me e-mails about your thoughts on the ANS Scandal and her death. Unfortunately, I can’t answer or post all of you. My assistant, Jose Cuervo, quit this morning due to sexual harassment claims. I have compiled some of your comments after the jump for you to read.
Chad White is hot – Towleroad
Baby Panda sneezing – College Humor
More Kim Kardashian sex tape clips – Egotastic!
Posh Beckham battles the elements – Popsugar
Heidi Fleiss teams up with a tranny to humiliate Charlie Sheen – ASL
Does Ryan Reynolds have a new love? – Just Jared
The Police to reunite for the love of money – Mollygood
Cameron Diaz is big in Japan – IDLYITW
John Travolta’s cockpit – Cityrag
Megan Fox in FHM – Hollywood Tuna
Carmen Electra likes to ride the Jett – Hollywood Rag
Cindy Crawford and Naomi Campbell, two supersupermodels from the 90s, came out to support Donatella Versace last night in Beverly Hills. Donatella and her brother Gianni were honored at the Rodeo Drive Awards. WTF is that? Anyway, you know Naomi is doing everything she can to not beat down Cindy. They both look hot, but Cindy isn’t aging so well.
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s current husband, Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt, thinks he could be the father of Dannielynn Hope. JESUS! You know executives at Lifetime and SoapNet are working overtime over this. He claims that he had a 10-year affair with Anna.
He said, “If you go back from September, she wasn’t with one of those guys, she was with me.”
He said that Anna begged him to marry her so she could become a Princess.
Freddy said that if Dani is turned over to Howard K. Stern of Larry Birkhead, he would file a lawsuit. My head is spinning. Someone send Dr. Phil in already!
Did Jennifer Lopez get some work? Is it just me or does she look completely different? It also looks like her skin sucked up any color Skeletor had in his face. She looks hot in a mob-wife sort of way. Here’s the two at an event honoring Gianni and Donatella Versace in Beverly Hills last night.
Here we go! This is my 123,456,896th post about ANS and it’s not even 1pm! So...ET is reporting that ANS and Howard K. Stern were going to officially get married at the end of this month. ET anchor Mark Steines says he was invited to the wedding to be held on February 23rd in the Bahamas. TMZ is reporting that 5 other people were staying at Anna’s suite at the Hard Rock. Howard K. Stern, Anna’s nurse (who is also her bodyguard’s wife), her bodyguard, and two unidentified people were with her.
CNN is reporting that Anna tried to kill herself in the Bahamas by drowning herself. Howard found her and her bodyguard successfully gave her cpr.
It was also reported that before calling 911, Anna’s nurse called Howard and he took a long time to return her call.
FINALLY…Larry Birkhead’s lawyer just held a press conference after a judge ruled Anna’s body must be preserved until February 20th for possible DNA testing to discover the paternity of Dannielynn Hope. Larry’s lawyer is afraid that Howard will do a “bait and switch” of Dani’s DNA so it doesn’t match Larry’s.
Scandal! Drama! Scandal! How soon do you think this whole saga is going to end up on “Law & Order?”
And Dlisted is totally going to change its name to AnnaListed today.