Look at these two precious lesbians being all smiley and married. Well, Prop 8 has come along and stomped all over their pure happiness. They’re just two sad lesbians now and that is a sin! Gayelles should never be sad.

Prop 8, which re-bans gay marriage, will most likely pass. Right now 95% of the votes have been counted. 52% are for and 48% are against. There’s still around 4 million absentee ballots that need to be counted, but it’s probably not enough to turn things around. The state is no longer marrying the gays as of today. It’s looking grim and gross.

A few of the 18,000 couples that were married will file lawsuits. Civil rights groups are also challenging the measure by asking the Supreme Court to strike it down based on the argument that you can’t just take shit away from one certain group.

I don’t get this shit. I’m a tax-paying dumb bitch like everyone else. I should have the right to fly to California, catch a sugar daddy on his death bed, marry him, wait a couple of months for him to kick it and then collect all his cash. Seriously, that’s my lifelong goal and now a bunch of fun killers in California have stopped me from being able to achieve this!

We finally got to hear Kim’s gift from god on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” last night and I hope she got a gift receipt with it, because her voice is whacked. The bitch sounds like a deaf seal who hit her head on a rock before falling into a well where she’s squealing in misery. NeNe was definitely right when she said that Kim’s wig is on too tight, because the bitch is delusional if she thinks that she really has a beautiful voice.

In addition to learning that Kim has a voice like a bruised mammal in pain, we also learned some other things about her. I put it in a list since everyone loves lists!

Kim Gets Botox – 30-year-old Kim has been getting Botox every 6-months since she was 24, because “white cracks.” She needs to get Botox in her vocal chords to shut her ass up so we won’t have to hear her sing anymore.

Kim Doesn’t Know The ABCs Of Music: After meeting with a vocal coach, Kim is told she doesn’t know what she’s doing. The vocal coach tells her she’s a beautiful house with a crack in the foundation. Kim says she doesn’t need to know the ABCs of music because she’s a singer. No, you’re a dumb fuck, not a singer.

Kim Doesn’t Know Her ABCs At All: During lunch with Dallas Austin, Kim tells him about her conversation with the vocal coach. In the conversation, the vocal coach asked Kim what “2+2″ is? Kim answered 4. The vocal coach then asked, “How do you spell cat?” Kim answers, “K-A-T.” KAT! Sheree was also at the table and gave a look, but didn’t say shit. KAT! I can’t….

Kim Has Never Had Guacamole Before: Who hasn’t had guacamole before?!

Kim Drinks And Drives: In one scene, Kim is playing her god awful song for Sheree in her Porsche with a big, glass of white wine in her hand. What’s the number to 9-1-1?!

Kim Has A Lot Of Nerve: Kim and NeNe get into a fight, because NeNe has a sense of humor and Kim doesn’t. Basically. Kim sends NeNe a mean text and calls her a “Low Budget Bitch!” Kim needs to look up the phrase “low budget,” because staring back at her will be a supersized picture of her WIG!

And Sheree needs to go to the Free Clinic and get hers ears checked, because she actually said Kim has a beautiful voice. NO. You know who has a beautiful voice on that show? NeNe! She’s the real music superstar of Atlanta. Above is Kim’s whoreiffic warble and below is NeNe’s beautiful song about Kim. You be the judge:

Weed was definitely in the air for James Franco last night – Popsugar

Katie Holmes or Angie Harmon? – Egotastic!

Put a picture of Katherine Heigl’s fat mouth on a milk carton. It’s missing – Lainey Gossip

Avril Lavigne hates rock n’ roll – Hollywood Tuna

How does Robert Pattinson keeps his hair looking so magical? – Towleroad

Taylor Swift is a comedienne – Just Jared

Yogurt box cat! – Cityrag

HoHan goes to Panda Express (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Leonardo DiCaprio had girl problems – IDLYITW

Pamela Andrerson loves living in a trailer – Hollywood Rag

Wow. Michael Crichton unexpectedly passed away in Los Angeles at the young age of 66. A rep issued a statement saying he died after a “courageous and private battle against cancer.”

Michael is credited for making me fall in love with dinosaurs in the 90s thanks to “Jurassic Park.” He was also the author of such thrillers as “Disclosure,” “The Andromeda Strain,” “Sphere,” and “Congo.” I can go on and on. In addition to writing books, Michael also created “E.R” and was an executive producer on the show.

He is survived by his wife and daughter.

He was a talent that will be truly missed. Rest in peace, Michael….

Source: Mom Logic

Elisabeth Hasslecrack put herself together this morning after exploding last night, dressed herself in mourning black, popped a few Valiums, rehearsed her speech in the mirror, adjusted the stick in her ass and then went to work.

On “The View” this morning, Hasselcrack put on a fake face and said she would support Obama as our new president. I could almost hear the chorus of screams coming out of her ears.

Don’t worry. This bitch will be back to her old whining tricks tomorrow.

After Hasslecrack spoke out of her ass and fisted everyone around the table, Sherri Shepherd gave her thoughts. Sherri usually makes my eyelashes fall out, but I felt something tingly in my dead heart when listening to her talk. I even felt something watery coming out of my eyes. I don’t like that feeling, so I had to rewind to watch Hasselcrack again, so that my dead heart could return to its charcoal state.