Posh the Wedding Planner

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Katie & Posh having lunch in London

TomKat have set their wedding date as November 18th and plan to marry in Italy. Katie Holmes is going to wear Giorgio Armani and Posh Beckham is their wedding planner. Sources say that Posh is helping Katie with everyone wedding detail, because she has such good taste. Yeah, their tablecloths are going to be leopard and the cuisine will be ice cubes and alfalfa sprouts.

The source said, “This is fantastic news for Katie. Not only has a date been set for her big day, she has got fashion queen Victoria helping with her wedding plans. She wants to have a stylish low-key hen do and if Victoria’s around she’ll be there helping her celebrate.”

Don’t you need to have actual conversations in order to plan a wedding? Methinks that Posh and Katie never speak a word to each other. Lots of nodding and lots of awkward smiles, but nothing beyond that. Here are some pics of Posh looking like a call girl with her son as they made their way through Heathrow airport last week.
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Girls Kicked Out of School for Being Nude (Sort Of)

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Long Beach High School in Long Island, NY has a day they call “Superhero Day” in which students can dress up as their favorite superhero. Well, three seniors decided they wanted to dress up as Captain Underpants. The popular comic book spins the tale of two kids who accidentally create a superhero from their school Principal. His uniform includes cape and some tightey whities.

When Chelsea Horowitz, Ashley Imhof and Eliana Levin waltzed into school wearing beige leotards, red capes and tightey whities, everyone went crazy. Principal, Nicholas Restivo was highly offended and ordered them to change or go home. They decided to go home.

The principal said that he knows they weren’t nude, but it looked like they were. I don’t see a problem, I just see gross. These are bad nerds, right? Anyway, it could’ve been worse…they could’ve dressed up as Rambo and shot everyone.

Source VIA JJB


What Did You Think of Madge on Oprah?

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

I’m so sick of that damn accent! Madonna laid it on thick yesterday as she explained to Oprah the reasons for adopting a baby in Africa. We didn’t learn anything new. She went into great detail and it almost sounded rehearsed. She wanted to say the right thing and seemed nervous. She came off pretty intelligent and she almost won me over, but I couldn’t get her phoney ass accent out of my brains.

She feels that in attacking her and the adoption process, the media is discouraging other people from adopting children. She also said that she didn’t receive any special treatment and that everything goes slow in Africa. Later she did say that it is customary to live in Africa for 18 months during the adoption process, but they allowed her to return to London with David instead.

The “Borderline” Madonna was so much more fun. Oprah’s eyelashes creep me out. Lastly, David Banda is a doll.

It’s a Small World After All!

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie is currently in India filming “A Mighty Hard-On” with Brad Pitt and company. She’s grown to love India so much that she’s looking to buy a very special memento; a baby! Yup, bitch is looking to add yet another flavor to her harem.

A source said, “They hope to be able to bring the child home by Christmas. Brad would prefer a boy no older than 18 months to even out the sexes but Angie has told him she can’t guarantee she won’t fall in love with a little girl. Whichever they end up with, they’d like to name the child India to honor its homeland”

The pair have apparently window shopped in a few orphanages last week. Angelina has said in the past that she would love one big multi-cultural family.

Maddox is still the OG and has no reason to worry. I’m sure he’s kicking ass and taking names.


Blohan’s Scared of Being a Dyke

October 26, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Blohan will have to use a British accent in her next film, “A Woman of No Importance.” She stars alongside Keira Knightley and begins shooting in London next spring.

She said, “I’m going to London in the spring to make a movie with KEIRA KNIGHTLEY. It’s a period piece and my character has a British accent. But it’s crazy. If I hang out with a British person for an hour or so, I start talking just like them. I can pick up accents pretty well. But I don’t want to be remembered like Van Dyke.”

She can pick up accents well? What the hell is she talking about? The only accent she can do well is moron. I can’t wait for this shit, because it’s going to be so good. Her accent is going to be worse than Julia Roberts’ in “Mary Reilly”.

Oh and these pics are from the Xbox party last night. She totally took these two after the party.

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