Ewww…They Belong Together

October 25, 2006 / Posted by:

Everyone knows that Vincent Gallo is as greasy as they come, so it’s no surprise that he’s dating someone 29 years younger than him. Vincent, 45 is getting it on with Cory Kennedy, 16. Cory is a Los Angeles party girl that blogs about her party life. Blah, blah, blah…she’s so shiny.

Vincent told Page Six, “With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory’s a great kid, and I’m proud to be her daddy.”

Gulp. Vincent claims he hasn’t effed her yet. I find it hard to believe. Cory is a piece of trash and so he is, so they belong together. I know people are going to say that a 16-year-old shouldn’t be at parties and shit, but I did that sort of crap when I was 16. I’m not one to talk.

She’s really too young to get some kind of dirty STD though. Oh well, you can’t win em all!

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Faking the Shake?

October 25, 2006 / Posted by:

Responding to Michael J.Fox’s commercial for Missouri Senate Challenger Claire McCaskill, radio host Rush Limbaugh said, “He is moving around and shaking, and it is purely an act. If this was not an act, then I apologize”

The 30-second spot feature Michael, who suffers from Parkinson’s disease, speaking for McCaskill who supports stem-cell research. He shakes throughout the spot, a condition that is associated with the disease. Michael’s spokeswhore is outraged and said, “It’s an appalling, sad statement. Anybody who understands Parkinson’s disease knows it’s because of the medicine that one experiences involuntary movements like those Fox shows in the commercial.

I know that when I posted this clip yesterday, some readers also felt he was exaggerating his condition for the cameras. Sure, it’s possible but impossible to prove. Making those kind of assumptions or accusations also attacks Michael’s personal character. Rush has every right to say whatever he wants, but he’s also calling Michael a manipulator and a phoney.

I just want all this to end and Alex P. Keaton to wake me up with a warm cup of cocoa. Not Mallory though, because she’s a bitch.


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Elisabeth Hasselcrack is a Conceited Cow!

October 25, 2006 / Posted by:

BWE has a clip of yesterday’s The View where Elisabeth Hasselcrack goes on and on about a Law & Order episode which featured a character named “Elisabeth Hassenbeck” that was raped and killed. She was upset by this and called the executive producer who basically hung up on her ass. Bitch says that there’s probably only one person with that name and she finds it hard to believe it was just coincidence as the producer suggested. She finds it socially irresponsible for the show and says she can never sit next to anyone associated with the show. Um…well looks like you’re going to be home a lot, because every damn working actor in NYC has been on that show. Dumb slag!

Birthday Sluts

October 25, 2006 / Posted by:

Josh Henderson (25)
Ciara (21)
Adam Pascal (36)
Adam Goldberg (36)
David Furnish (44)
Nancy Cartwright (49)
Helen Reddy (65)


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