Angelina Jolie Was Not Hating on Madge

January 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Angelina Jolie was quoted as saying a lot of trash on Madonna regarding her adoption of David Banda in a French Magazine. She is now saying that the article was not accurate.

She said, “The article included many falsehoods. I said many positive things that were omitted. I feel we must focus on the present and I encourage everyone to be supportive so that every child can adjust nicely to their new home.”

Boring! Come on, call her a name. Spit on her face. Give me something! I mean send Maddox over to beat up David. Something! Anyways, she’s lying. You know she meant it and said those thing. She’s the Head Adoption Ho In Charge. HAHIO, doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.


The Hottest Group Ever

January 8, 2007 / Posted by: has confirmed that rappers, Remy Ma, Jacki-O and Shawnna have teamed up to form a rap-girl-supergroup. The group is currently recording tracks for a Spring release.

A source said, “They have been recording tracks over the past month, Jacki-O has been in New York, Shawnna and Remy have been in Miami. The album is going to define all three of them and the material is going to speak for itself.”

One of the rumored names of the group is HBIC (Head B*tches in Charge), but sources claim there isn’t a name yet.

TLC what? JJ Fad who? Seriously, this is going to be the hottest female group in the history of music. You know it’s only going to end in tears, torn weaves and razor shanks to the face!


He’s Over Her Ass

January 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Justin Timberlake has sort of confirmed that he’s split with Cameron Diaz. Rumors hit last week that the two parted a short time ago and that Justin may be “canoodling” with Scarlett Johansson. He apparently told a Toronto Star reporter at his Alpha Dog premiere that he couldn’t talk about, but that they were done.

Justin also was seen flirting it up with Kate Hudson on New Year’s. Homegirl recently called it off from Chris Robinson. Cameron to Kate? Ugh, that makes sense. Justin has terrible taste in women. He’s so going to start dating Paris Hilton next or worse, Kim Kardashian!


Who is 2006’s Hot Slut of the Year?

January 8, 2007 / Posted by:

It’s that time of year! Who will be Dlisted’s second HS of the Year? Bai Ling already has the honor of being the first, but who will join her crazy ass? So go ahead and vote for your favorite from this lovely list of 12. The 6 with the highest votes will battle it out on Thursday. The winner will be announced next Monday! Click below to get all their info! Thanks for voting!

JanuaryRichard Simmons
FebruaryHenry Rollins
MarchWilliam Shatner
July Parker Posey
AugustHarvey Price
September Anna Nicole Smith
OctoberHelen Mirren
NovemberTom from MySpace
DecemberPadma Lakshmi


Afternoon Crumbs

January 8, 2007 / Posted by:

Happy Birfday Zahara Jolie-PittJust Jared

Scarlett Johansson is demanding – Hollywood Tuna

Bloc Party’s lead singer comes out – Towleroad

Scary Spice is scared of Eddie Murphy’s crazed fans – ASL

Kate Moss goes topless in Thailand – Egotastic!

Cameron Diaz is sad and lonely, oh and don’t forget fug – Hollywood Rag

Sienna Miller is over old men – Popsugar

Ivanka Trump hates Rosie O too – IDLYITW

Deelishis’ birthday bash – Concrete Loop

MK Olsen needs help getting down a flight of stairs – Mollygood


Fake Dick

January 8, 2007 / Posted by:

David Hans Schmidt is a known celebrity-porn-tape agent is tired of Dustin Diamond’s lies. Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved by the Bell said he was shocked and bewildered when a sex tape he made with two lovely ladies made it to the internet. The 40-minute sex tape showed Dustin’s large dong and featured a lovely act called “a dirty sanchez.”

David is saying that Dustin was in on the tape the whole time. They set up the scene in a St. Louis hotel room knowing very well that David would try and sell the tape. David also claims that a stunt penis was used and Screech isn’t that huge. Screech told Howard Stern last year that he’s packing nearly 9 inches of hot bayside man meat. David also said he has a document with Dustin’s signature on it confirming the plan.

However, Screech’s girlfriend and co-star on the tape, Jennifer Misner, questions the validity of the signature. She said that Dustin had no choice but to sell the tape since it was going to get out anyway. She also said that a stunt dick was definitely not used.

I believe it. His ass tried to get some fame by asking for dough to save his ass. He saw how much attention he got that he tried to set it up. Next he’s going to pull a Vincent Gallo and try to sell Screech sperm. He should go on The Surreal Life like any other respectable has-been.


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