Taylor Swift Performed “Dear John” For The First Time In 11 Years And Seemingly Told Her Fans Not To Start Trolling John Mayer Over It Again
Hopefully, John Mayer has access to some kind of underground bunker (under Andy Cohen’s low bar should be deep enough) in preparation for Taylor Swift’s Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) album release because Taylor just performed her song “Dear John” (that’s pretty obviously about him) for the first time in 11 years at one of her recent Eras Tour shows. Though she prefaced it by seemingly telling her fans to LEAVE JOHN ALONE, I’m pretty confident that before she even finished singing the song, at least one of her diehards probably DMed John a video of the performance and threatened to smack the stanky guitar face right off of him–despite fellow (but considered to be less nefarious in Taylor’s fandom) Speak Now muse, Taylor Lautner, also recently sending John his prayers for mercy leading up to the (legal) July 7 album re-release.
The HSOTD Hall Of Fame: Abandoned Couch!
This Friday, Dlisted will hang a closed sign on its door after 18 years of spreading the industrial-strength fuckery, and yes, I’m still slightly in denial. And I’m the trick that brought this on! But Dlisted cannot say goodbye to the internet without paying tribute to one of its most popular and weirdest features: Hot Slut of the Day! For me, there are dozens of memorable HSOTDs who have permanently taken up residency in my brain, but I’ve managed to narrow it down to five for our Hot Slut Hall of Fame.
Our first inductee into the HSOTD Hall of Fame is a Hot Slut from 2008. It landed in my inbox as an HSOTD nomination from former regular commenter LA (shout out to LA!). Abandoned couch was… wait for it… wait for it.. an abandoned couch left on the curb in the 10000 block of West Victory Boulevard in North Hollywood. It made HEADLINES after a driver lost control of their car, flipped sideways, and landed on somebody’s memaw’s old couch. The driver wasn’t injured, and it was obviously thanks to Abandoned Couch! AC was a perfect HSOTD because it was smothered in pure glamour (see: its gold jacquard ensemble), and it was an unlikely hero. AC went on to become Hot Slut of the Week and Hot Slut of the Month but didn’t get the Hot Slut of the Year crown. That went to Spaghetti Cat. But former and current readers still bring up Abandoned Couch to me today, and some say it’s their favorite HSOTD in HSOTD history. Hopefully, Abandoned Couch has re-branded as Lounging Couch and is spending its retirement lounging on a beach somewhere. It deserves it!
Original HSOTD post from September 15, 2008:
Abandoned couch in North Hollywood, CA – This lonely couch saved a 30-year-old passenger in a car accident! The car just happened to land on the couch this way. Cops say the couch probably cushioned the blow. The passenger walked away without any injuries.
I need to show my lazy ass couch this story. It just lays there, feeding on my crumbs, when it really should be out in the world, saving others!
via Curbed
Pic: Flickr
Birthday Sluts
Harley Quinn Smith (24)
Jacob Elordi (26)
Ariana Grande (30)
Melanie Amaro (31)
Jennette McCurdy (31)
Angelina Pavarnick (37)
Vili Fualaau (40)
Jason Schwartzman (43)
Michael Vick (43)
Nathan Followill (44)
Ryan Tedder (44)
Derek Jeter (49)
Gretchen Wilson (50)
Rebecca Budig (50)
Chris O’Donnell (53)
Pic: Instagram
Paul Thomas Anderson (53)
Sean Hayes (53)
Matt Letscher (53)
Nick Offerman (54)
Lisa Eldridge (57)
Harriet Wheeler (60)
Terri Nunn (62)
Patty Smyth (66)
Chris Isaak (67)
Mick Jones (68)
Robert Davi (72)
Eleanor Parker (1922-2013)
Colonel Tom Parker (1909-1997)
Peter Lorre (1904-1964)
Open Post: Hosted By Scooter, The Winner Of The 2023 World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
The time has come again this year when certain dog owners proudly march to Petaluma, California, to loudly declare, “I have the world’s ugliest dog!” However, amongst a sea of dogs with weird hair patches and gnarly underbites, only one can be crowned ugliest. And this year’s winner is Scooter, a hairless Chinese Crested dog whose face only a dog mother could love!
Kourtney Kardashian And Travis Barker Had A Gender Reveal
Move over, 2015. 2023 is here, and gender reveal parties are still happening! And who better to extravagantly tell the world what color onesie the baby will wear for the first five years of its life than Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker? Instead of using a sign at a concert to announce whether or not the baby will play with trucks or dolls, the couple posted a video of the gender reveal on Instagram.
Birthday Sluts
Lele Pons (27)
Annaleigh Ashford (38)
Lauren Bush (39)
Rain (41)
La La Anthony (41)
Sheridan Smith (42)
Busy Phillips (44)
Layla El (46)
Linda Cardellini (48)
Angela Kinsey (52)
Jason Lewis (52)
Hunter Foster (54)
Pic: Instagram
Ricky Gervais (62)
Sonia Sotomayor (69)
Jimmie Walker (76)
Carly Simon (78)
Mary Beth Peil (83)
June Lockhart (98)
George Michael (1963-2016)
Anthony Bourdain (1956-2018)
Larry Kramer (1935-2020)
Sidney Lumet (1924-2011)
George Orwell (1903-1950)