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Mimi is officially hating on porn star, Mary Carey, and is trying to block her from trademarking her name. Mary is not only a porn star, but she's also a politician wannabe. She has run for the Governer of California. Unfortunately, she hasn't won. Mary recently put in a trademark application for her name and a few weeks later she received a letter from Mimi's lawyers threatening legal action if she didn't withdraw her application.
What a bully! Mimi needs to focus on her image situation rather than on stupid trash like this. I mean did Vanessa Williams ever sue Vanessa L. Williams? No! People have similiar names and yes Mary Carey (real name Mary Ellen Cook) changed her name to sound like Mimi, who cares.
Doesn't Mimi have bigger fish to fry? No, I'm serious...because you know homegirl loves fried fish and chips with extra tartar!
Sharon Osbourne said that she sends her enemies a very special pressie for Christmas:
"I must have a thing, not about shitting, but about sending it to people. I've done it for an awfully long time. I suppose I find it funny. I mean, I don't just do it to anybody. They have to have done something really bad. The last turd? Three ... No, four years ago: when the first review came out of The Osbournes. And it was from a newspaper in America, a very legit one, not the American version of the Mirror or The Sun. The journalist said something about my kids being fat, and how unappealing that was. And I thought any journalist worth their salt would never write that about children in the society that we live in today. I said: 'I heard you've got an eating disorder. Eat this.'"
Isn't that illegal. She is full of caca anyway, so methinks she has a lot leftover.
Marilyn Manson's wife, Dita Von Teese, performed her burlesque show in Miami on a giant MAC lispstick. Dita is an official whore for the cosmetic giant. Is this really burlesque? It looks like a cheap routine done at the damn Seventh Veil on Sunset Blvd. That being said, she's kind of hot.
If you're bored, take a second to vote for November's HS of the Month. I'm offering you a little Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira, Socialite Casey Johnson, Tom from MySpace, Vivica Fox's plastic face and the hotness that is Rose McGowan.
Happy Voting! Results will be announced on Monday.
Voting is closed y'all!
I posted yesterday a story coming from the UK stating that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would marry before Christmas in South Africa. The report stated that a friend close to the couple was invited and also that Oprah was invited, because of her charity work in South Africa.
Brad Pitt's spokeswhore denies the story and says it is completely made up and there is no truth to it. A friend said that Oprah would never be invited to their wedding, because they can't stand her. No, they said that Oprah wasn't that close to the couple.
Poor Oprah, I'll invite her to my wedding to CoCo so she doesn't feel that left out.
Maddox is behind this, I know it.
Many of you have already seen this "WTF" commercial from Walgreens. BWE posted this Holiday commercial featuring our favorite crazy Canadian, Celine Dion. A family is woken up from their sugarplum dreams only to find this insane ho lying under their tree trying to be a sex kitten.
That bitch better come with a gift receipt!
Click here to watch if you can't see the video above!
Madonna and her husband, Guy Ritchie, caused quite a scene at a restaurant in the Mayfair district of London the other night. What was supposed to be a romantic, candlelit dinner at Cecconi's turned out to be a disaster. Diners witnessed Guy basically bitch her out while she sat there and played with her food.
A witness said, "The atmosphere between them was more than frosty. Guy was the one who was raising his voice the most - you couldn't help but hear what he was saying. They were sitting in a corner booth and he was telling her that he'd had enough of her being so controlling all the time and that something had to give. Madonna tried to give it back to him, but he would just talk over her. She just seemed really embarrassed. They didn't enjoy their meal and left after about an hour and a half."
The couple's 6-year wedding anniversary is only weeks away and some critics say they won't make it. They are apparently seeking marriage help from a top British therapist.
Madonna is also under fire for wearing a real chinchilla coat and almost showing her kitty cat. Poor Madge. She just can't catch a break can she? She adopts a kid and people yell at her ass, she wears fur and people call her ass names. I'm just thankful she's wearing tights and didn't show the key to the underworld.
I'm sure these two crazy kids will work it out. I mean she's richer than Jesus and Guy well..um...
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