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American Idol runner-up, Justin Guarini in October '06 (left) and in December '06 (right)

ET is reporting that Anna Nicole Smith is back in the US to determine how much dough she is getting from her late husband's estate. Anna was in a San Francisco court yesterday to mediate with a judge and the family of J. HOWARD MARSHALL II to figure out how much she's getting of his billion dollar fortune.

This is the first time since her son's passing and her daughter's birth that she has left the Bahamas. It is unknown whether or not Anna will travel to Los Angeles to deal with Larry Birkhead's claims that he's the father of Danielynn Stern. He is demanding a paternity test.

Of course she'll leave her cocoon for a little cash! I bet she's not even going to deal with the Birkhead thing. She's going to try and get as much dough as she can and flee back to the Bahamas which is fine by me. The less crazy we have in this country, the better. She better watch her ass, because once she gets her fortune Howard K. Stern is coming after her!

WHICH closeted TV news anchorman uses Craigslist.com to troll for gay sexy time partners? One of his conquests is complaining now because the anchor is using his photo to solicit other men. When he complained, the anchor threatened him with physically?

Anderson Cooper WHICH online gossip has friends worried? He's sent very nasty notes to random people out of the blue, and some say the teetotaller is back on the sauce.

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Lindsay Lohan toted around that Voss water bottle again to tell the world that she isn't drinking booze. Please, you know she put some straight-up vodka in there.

PS - What is that chick wearing in the back? Is that a tablecloth from the 70s?

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Milo Ventimiglia from Heroes is the serious hotness. I don't know why...maybe it's cause he's kind of on the slow side. It's Saturday and you know he's hot.

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Tito Ortiz is Jenna Jameson's new piece. He's also some kind of fighter-wrestler-boxer type. I can't tell if he's hot or not. I think his small head has more brain cells than his big head, but tha hasn't stopped me before. He kind of has a peanut dick and that might mean he also has a peanut wang. On the other hand, Jenna needs a big one since her bagina is probably as wide as the Holland Tunnel. That being said, yes I'd hit it.