Posh Beckham may be playing herself in a new movie for Tom Cruise. Rumors are that Tom is currently talking to her about taking a role in The Thetan, a Scientology sci-fi tale.

Sources close to Posh said, "Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in."

Posh has previously said that she has no interest in returning to music or starring in films. She wants to focus on her fashion line. This may be the perfect vehicle for her.

She would play an alien princess of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Sounds like a loser to me. They might as well just make a documentary about her, because she's already an alien princess. Now send her ass back to Mars!

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Rihanna is perfection and don't deny. Here she is backing it up at Y100's Christmas thingee in Florida on 12/16. Her farts smell like gardenias dipped in honey.

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Judith Regan obviously didn't learn from Mel Gibson - NYT

Dick in a box courtesy of SNL and Justin Timberlake - BWE

Nicole Kidman's "Invasion" sucks hardcore - SOW

Screech's huge dick needs to lose some weight - Gabsmash

Gwen prays for another baby - INO

Sandra Bullock's hubby looks like a psycho - ICYDK

Hopefully Britney Spears short-lived romance with JR Rotem is over. However, I don't like that he's not hitting up the craziness that is Bai Ling. TMZ has video taken from over the weekend of JR and Bai trying to sneak out of Hyde and getting into his silver Maserati and speeding away. JR has already been spotted with the cheerleader from Heroes. It's safe to say that things are most likely over with Brit.

I'm not surprised that Bai is hitting this, but I am disappointed. Can't she at least sleep with a major Zlister like Corey Haim or Corey Feldman?

I'm watching The View and Rosie O'Donnell just said that she bought Britney Spears this little panty set, but didn't intend for her to wear a lace dress over it. Brit wore this super-high-classy number while dining with her mother last week. Why doesn't homegirl just walk around butt-nekkid already? I mean we haven't seen her butthole yet. She should just bend over and spread her cheeks and just get it over with already!

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There might be trouble in the one-year marriage of Pink and Carey Hart. Sources close to the couple claim they are considering calling it a day. They wed last January in Costa Rica after dating for years.

A source said, "Pink and Carey's marriage is in trouble. They're both crazy busy with their separate careers, and it's beginning to take a toll on their relationship. They're hardly ever together."

Pink has been touring Europe while Carey stays here tending to his tattoo shop. Methinks Pink isn't strictly dickly although she thought she was. If I was Carey I'd get sick of wearing a rubber vag over my dick too so Pink can suck it. Have you seen those rubber twats? Awesome! Perfect stocking stuffer!

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Why did I just discover this show? It debuted a couple of week's ago on the Oxygen network and it seriously is going to sweep the Emmy's next year. The premise is taking 7 "bad girls" aka drunk hos and putting them up in a Los Angeles house and giving them lots of booze. It's The Real World without annoying gays and homophobic frat dudes.

The greatest moment ever in TV history comes when Ripsi drinks a whole bottle of Tequila and starts attacking Kerry (the bad girl of country music) for absolutely no reason. She honestly chokes the ho and tries to kill her! The other girls rip Ripsi off of Kerry and put her down on the sofa. Ripsi passes out for about twenty seconds and suddenly gets up and starts throwing apples at the windows. She takes her fury upstairs and starts attacking a sleeping girl named Jodie (the wannabe Pamela Anderson.) I mean Jodie is sleeping and minding her own business when Ripsi tries to tear her weave out and punches her in the eye! She passes out and wakes up not remembering a thing! I mean...

I'm telling you...this show is the stuff dreams are made of! This clip is long, but it's worth every minute. Ripsi deserves an Oscar and a Grammy.

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Mary Kate Olsen has bleached her hair out. Plain and simple. What do I think? I think she looks like a Russian mobster's wife aka she's hot. The purple fur, the white hair, the weird purse...it works for me. She really needs to buy a bugandy Cadillac to go with this new look.

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Britney Spears actually covered her stuff up to join her sister Jamie Lynn Spears at a Lakers game last night. Well, she covered herself up for a quick minute and then she let her wonky breasts come out to play. She still looks inbred in the face I'm sorry to say.

In other B news, her infamous belching video has topped the chart for the most watched video of 2006. The video was shot by KFed while she was on tour. B is definitely drunk and high during the tape. It certainly is a classic, because it documents an average conversation with this dumb ass.

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Lindsay Lohan has finally realized her future and has given up acting and is now stripping to make the rent. Ok, not really but she's training as a topless dancer for her new film "I Know Who Killed Me." Linds is working with stripper pro Sheila Kelly and will spend the next 5 weeks taking her undies off and actually getting paid.

She told friends in an e-mail, "They're all whorez, they're all whorez . . . xcept for some obviously! So . . . 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere . . . I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised . . . like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cuntz now. . . I'm not gonna lie to ya."

Using the word c-u-next-tuesday to describe women? Who does she think she is? Me?!

Lohan's rep confirms that she's stripping now, "Her character is a stripper, and she now realizes that the job isn't easy. We should give these women credit."

I would love to see the original script! You know her character is like a supermarket checkout girl and Lohan comes in and is like, "Ok, I really think it would be like (sniff) really intense (sniff) and important emotionally if she's like a cuntz of a stripper (sniff) you know like really cool and like real."

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