Kelly and Sharon Osbourne attended the premiere of It's a Boy Girl Thing in London tonight. The film was produced by Elton John's piece, David Furnish. Kelly actually looks swell, but Sharon is a hag as always. I'm sorry, I don't like that slag. When she opens her mouth diarrhea comes out and not pretty diarrhea either.

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New York Dog Magazine and Hollywood Dog Magazine conducted an online poll for the best and worst dog owners of 2006. Britney Spears won by a landslide. Brit Brit used to have a chihuahua she named Bit Bit, but BB hasn't been seen in a while.

Hilary O'Hagan of NY Dog Mag said, "She once had three Chihuahuas … and never left home without at least one of them on her arm As soon as she met K-Fed and had kids they (the dogs) disappeared."

Last year's big loser, Paris Hilton, fell to second place. If you ask me she should've been first. I mean Baby Luv anyone? You know Baby Luv is now a throw over her chaise lounge.

On the other side of the coin, Oprah Winfrey was voted best dog owner beating Tori Spelling and Nicollette Sheridan. Um...shouldn't Oprah's servants be voted best dog owneres? They are the real ones taking care of those mutts!

And correction..Tori Spelling's husband should've been in the running for best dog owner.

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Janet Jackson graces January's cover of Haper's Bazaar in an outfit probably worn by Jane Fonda in the 80s. She looks hot from the neck down, but her face is worn and used even Photoshop can't help.

That being said, I can't wait for her sister's reality show. Now that's the real star in the family!

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Last night was the season finale of one of the greatest seasons of Survivor in a long time. It started months ago when 4 tribes made up of different ethnic backgrounds battled it out in a battle of the races if you will. Last night Adam, Becky, Ozzy, Sundra and Yul fought it out for the final 3 that would compete for the $1 million prize. Adam was the last of the whites and he went first, then Sundra leaving Becky, Ozzy and Yul to fight it out for votes.

Becky basically didn't get any votes and it came down to Ozzy and Yul. Ozzy garnered votes for winning challenge after challenge and sticking to his guns and Yul garnered votes for basically being the brains behind the game and manipulating everyone perfectly.

In the end brains beat brawn and Yul won the prize by just 1 vote. He honestly deserved it, because he turned the game on its head. Sundra should've won something for the biggest makeover. Homegirl looked like she stepped out of Dreamgirls!

Is Papa Knowles mad at Jennifer Hudson? - Concrete Loop

Beyonce and Shakira make beautiful liars - Popbytes

Kate Moss tries to give Pete Doherty rules - A Socialite's Life

The Top Celebrity Video Viral List of 2006 - Egotastic!

Kingston is biting off Maddox's style - Popsugar

Hilary Duff is acting again - Hollywood Rag

A first look at JLo's new video - Just Jared

Angelina Jolie is on the pill, but wants another kid - IDLYITW

The newest elf - Cityrag

Cory Kennedy grosses me out - Mollygood

More of Tara Conner, because she's so hot - Hollywood Tuna

Dlisted was voted Best Gossip Blog of 2006 at The Weblog Awards by you hos! Thanks to all who voted! I would do each and everyone one of you, but I don't want my a-hole to explode. I've probably done a lot of already. Yay!

Paris Hilton, Brooke Hogan and Kellie Pickler did make The Top 10 Used Up Trash list, they made AOL's Best New Artists of 2006. Yeah, AOL actually referred to them as ARTISTS. That just doesn't make sense. Since when does having a computer sing for you make you a music artist? The list is also filled with a bunch of WTFers? This list should be THE WORST MUSIC of 2006.

25. Mario Vazquez
24. Vanessa Hudgens
23. Paris Hilton
22. Lady Sovereign
21. Daniel Powter
20. Brooke Hogan
19. Wolfmother
18. Taylor Swift
17. Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
16. Cherish
15. Hinder
14. Kellie Pickler
13. Jibbs
12. The Raconteurs
11. Cassie
10. Lupe Fiasco
09. KT Tunstall
08. Danity Kane
07. Daughtry
06. LeToya
05. Yung Joc
04. Corinne Bailey Rae
03. The Fray
02. Gnarls Barkley
01. Ne-Yo

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Tom Cruise bought a new toy and it's not a 10-inch plastic dick. Well, this time anyway. He showed off his new gift this past weekend at the Burbank airport. He didn't take off though, probably cause the plane can't carry his fat ass.

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Posh Beckham may be playing herself in a new movie for Tom Cruise. Rumors are that Tom is currently talking to her about taking a role in The Thetan, a Scientology sci-fi tale.

Sources close to Posh said, "Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in."

Posh has previously said that she has no interest in returning to music or starring in films. She wants to focus on her fashion line. This may be the perfect vehicle for her.

She would play an alien princess of an alien leader called a thetan, which Scientologists claim is an immortal spiritual being, present in all humans.

Sounds like a loser to me. They might as well just make a documentary about her, because she's already an alien princess. Now send her ass back to Mars!

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Rihanna is perfection and don't deny. Here she is backing it up at Y100's Christmas thingee in Florida on 12/16. Her farts smell like gardenias dipped in honey.

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Judith Regan obviously didn't learn from Mel Gibson - NYT

Dick in a box courtesy of SNL and Justin Timberlake - BWE

Nicole Kidman's "Invasion" sucks hardcore - SOW

Screech's huge dick needs to lose some weight - Gabsmash

Gwen prays for another baby - INO

Sandra Bullock's hubby looks like a psycho - ICYDK