Who knows if these are real, but I'm going to believe it. These are apparently a set of love letters Parasite Hilton wrote to Nick Carter while they are together. Paris basically tells Nick over and over that she can't believe these feelings are true and she hopes to be with him forever. That of course didn't happen. This is exactly how I imagine Paris writing a love letter, like an 11yo. She basically just says the same thing over and over again without offering any explanation. I think her vagina wrote it actually. I want to see the letter she tells him that she just gave him the clap. You know there's at least 5 of those kind of letters.

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Rosie's thinking of the Don while she kisses her wife

The children won't stop fighting! Rosie O'Donnell went off on Donald Trump yesterday calling him some kind of snake man or something. She has a problem with him acting like the good guy for keeping Miss USA when he's really a lowlife deep down. Donald fired back later in the day saying that he feels sorry for Rosie and that she's a failure.

Well, Rosie couldn't just let that be now could she? She went home and blogged about it in true Rosie fashion. Donald denied Rosie's claims that he filed for bankruptcy. So, Rosie posted a lengthy Wikipedia article about Don's finances. She followed it with.

loving the wiki
i use it
do u

i will let u know if the donald sues me
or if kelli leaves me for one of his pals
dont u find him charming

They are both losers. Expect Donald to fire back today by calling her a "really bad fat lesbian" or suing her. Does this mean Donald and Melania will never take an R vacation on the gay ship? I was looking forward to that.

Kiki Dunst is holding some kind of kit to check her poop. The CDSA is a tool used to help hos figure out what's wrong with your ass, literally. She's probably been stuffed up for at least five years. That's why she always has a frown on her mug. Look at all those pills in the bag. Damn, she's gonna go home and party. A poop party!

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your poop is still under my finger nails!!!! - Brandi

Runner-up:

Oh God, his jizz tasted awful….but at least I’ve still got the crown. - Karen

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Prince William

For Viki Vik

Kiefer Sutherland (40)
Julie Delpy (37)
Andy Dick (41)
Flo Jo (47)
Ray Romano (49)
Jane Kaczmarek (51)
Jeffrey Katzenburg (56)
Thierry Mugler (58)
Samuel L. Jackson (58)
Jane Fonda (69)
Phil Donahue (71)

This is a video taken from Jordan's wedding to Peter AnGAY and I'm only posting it, because the beautiful Harvey is in it for a split second. Also, the looks on Peter's face are priceless. You know he's thinking how on Earth he can get out from marrying an actually woman. This looks like a porn wedding and the music actually goes. Harvey is still an angel.

Why did Harper's Bazaar choose that shot for their cover? Janet Jackson looks way better and less alien in the rest of the photos. Any picture where she's covered up and her face isn't completely in view works for me. She's been photoshopped for days though, like for days and days.

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The God Warrior herself, Marguerite Perrin, will be her Jesus trunk back to Trading Spouses in January. Marge refused the $50,000 money, because she felt it was the devil's dollar or something. She wanted to use the cash to get gastric bypass. She has apparently since lost 95lbs.

The networks says that the two-part episode takes Perrin to the Florida home of Abasi Malone and LaToya Brown, where their 7-year-old daughter, Shachamaah, is home schooled by Mom. Dad drives a taxi and has a newspaper route.

FOX promises that Marguerite and Abasi will butt heads over their views on race, politics, and social injustice.

The show will air January 19th so set your Tivos! Click here to see new sexy pictures of Marguerite. I really hope she turns out again this time, because that show has been sucking big time. They really should've put her in with a family that believe in Satan, so we can watch her head and ass explode. I just realized that one of her ass cheeks is bigger than her head.

SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIAAAANN!!!!

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Rosie O'Donnell slammed Donald Trump on The View this morning and he wants to sue her ass for it! Rosie spoke out about Donald Trump's speech during yesterday's Miss USA press conference.

Donald said, "I've always been a believer in second chances. Tara is good person. Tara has tried hard. Tara is going to be given a second chance."

Rosie said, "(He) left the first wife – had an affair. (He) had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."

Rosie said, Donald is like the "snake-oil salesman on Little House On The Prairie. This is not a self-made man."

Donald said, "She talked about the Miss USA contest, which has terrific ratings on NBC. Miss America got thrown off of network television! It's (on cable), where nobody watches it. And my father never gave me tons of money. I think she's just terrible."

Rosie said, "Here comes the lawsuit. Get ready. This is going to be good."

Ugh, can't they fight it out over a plate of eclairs? Rosie is on a talk show where she gives her opinion and Donald loves to give his. They just need to wrestle already. Wrestle in a large tub of Crisco. Sexy, right?

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