1933-2006

James Brown passed away this Christmas morning at an Atlanta hospital. He was 73. He was passed away from severe pneumonia.

George Bush and me would love to wish each and everyone one of you a beautiful holiday! I will be thinking of you while I'm sacrificing my egg nog to the porcelain gods. I hope you will be doing the same or something. I would've got you each something, but I'm a cheap bastard. Anyway, wait for Georgie's call...he's totally going to call you.

Happy Christmas and Kwanzaa!!!

xoxoxoMichael K

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Age: 42
Birthday: April 12, 1964
Birth Name: Stephanie Schik

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 17, 2006
Claim to Fame: Adult star and famous stripper. She made the mainstream in Demi Moore's Stripease.

Where is she now? Semi-retired and living in Toronto.
Why is she HS of the Week? Boobs!

Just say no to botox y'all! Poor Melanie Griffith is slowly becoming a Joan Rivers look-a-like. I mean, I don't know if she's confused to see me or happy to see me. I think Melanie's fug face has taken its toll on Antonio Banderas. Here they are wandering the halls of Aspen for their Christmas break.

Source: Flynet

“I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.”

Source VIA ONTD

Kate Beckinsale and her hot husband take their daughter, Lily, to work the corners on Christmas eve. Hey, nobody gets a free ride in the Beckinsale household! Seriously though, if you're going to put make-up on your brat don't make them look like a Tijuana hooker. All she's missing is the corona bottle for "tricks" and a bad case of genital warts.

Source: ICYDK

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