The hotness that is David Beckham brought his Thai, tranny maid along for dinner with Gordon Ramsay last night. That was nice of him...oh you say that's his wife, Posh? Hmm...anyway he brought that old thing to dinner with him. He looks perfect and she looks...well...err...she needs to get her nipples rotated.

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Parasite Hilton with Kim Kardashian in tow arrived in Sydney yesterday. They spent no time going back to their hotel and changing into their bikinis to hit Bondi Beach. They also brought the same Louis Vuitton bag along. Isn't that a little tacky to carry the same exact bag? They must've gotten it for free. Anyway, they did their best at trying to be sexy. Paris tried really hard to look like a screen sex kitten while she showered. Polar Bears at the zoo getting a bath are sexier.

Paris is in town up until New Years. Kim is with her...well...because she doesn't have anything else to do.

Isn't it shark season down under? Couldn't one of them do us a favor just this once!?

Eva LongWHORIA was Harrod's guest last night in London to start the beginning of the winter sale. She joined Harrod's owner, Dodi Mohammed Al Fayed and some cute pups for the occasion. I'm surprised that puppy is still alive from being that close to her witch bref. It's probably trying so hard not to go into the light. Anyway, Eva later changed into the same fug outfit Lindsay Lohan wore last week.

Lindsay Lohan spent 3 hours early yesterday at Scores strip club in NYC. She spent her time dancing onstage, jumping around and trying to perform. She's calling it "research" for her new movie I Know Who Killed Me. Lindsay also called all the strippers into the bathroom where she apologized for calling them "whores" in an email she wrote to friends that got out to the public last week.

A source said, "She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," said our source. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. It was hot. But while everybody was drinking, Lindsay was not. It was strictly Perrier for her."

Lindsay also complained in emails that her thighs were sore from "practicing" on the stripper pole. Since when does it take 3 hours to learn how to be a stripper? It's not hard. Just stand there looking uncomfortable in lucite heels and a thong and kind of move around, looking bored. Please, she knows where the good coke is. The strippers should've gave her a beat down in the bathroom.

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The feud between Donald Trump and Rosie O'Donnell went on a little hiatus, but is back in full force. Rosie left another message for Donald on her blog. The post is a little lengthy, but here's the gist of it.

so what happens
when u say the emperor has no clothes
the comb over goes ballistic
via phone to mr king

beauty pageants
where women were paraded around
judged valuable or not
by old white men

it is always old white men
they added a talent portion
and gave away college degrees
they evolved - beauty pageants
and eventually - nearly faded away
for good

remember the seventies
a young girl in nyc
meets a pimp
he cons her into a life of illusion
she works for him

no fun - no fucking - no future
she is owned
when she sneaks out -
to party the night away
he freaks

he roughs her up a bit
shames her in front of the others
teaches her to behave
for his own benefit

and just when we lost all hope
cagney and lacey showed up
they cuff the pimp
they free the girl

Donald Trump responded with, "Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she's a mental midget, a low-life. I think she's got a death wish. It's too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that."

Ok, is it over now? I think they are going to like this until his show The Apprentice debuts next month. They will probably have a huge, public reunion and kiss and make-up. Perfect for ratings, eh? Ugh, this is such a publicity stunt.

First Celine gets a show, then Jacko gets a show and now Britney is going to be spinning the roulette wheel?!? WTF is wrong with Vegas these days? - Starvis

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Karen Black

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First of all, Nicollette Sheridan is a grown ass woman - almost granny age and she shouldn't be wearing furry boots. Only little girls and boys should be wearing those things. I say little boys, because if we had those when I was 7 I'd be wearing them. Yes, I was a huge faggity fag and I don't give an eff. Anyway, she looked like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons as she stalked the shops in Aspen.

on that piece of trash Patricia Heaton:

"I used to think Patricia Heaton was funny, but now I'm just grossed out by her! The whole gay issue, I gotta tell you - when I hear Patricia talking her bull---- and saying it's not in the Bible that gay people should be together - those are the pieces of information that I can't forget about. Patty Heaton has the gayest makeup person you've ever seen," Kathy told the audience. "I can't get beyond it. It's the hypocrisy."

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