A Russian Billionaire paid George Michael, $3 million to perform at his New Year's Eve party 20 miles outside of Moscow. The unnamed businessman paid that crazy ho to perform an our-long concert for his 300 guests.

A source said, "The businessman contacted George directly and asked him to perform. He has a vast private estate just outside Moscow and had turned his sports hall into a nightclub especially for the party.

"It was a fun night and George was back home in Britain by morning."

This makes George the highest paid entertainer in Russian history. Christina Aguilera previously received $2 million to perform at the wedding of some rich Russian.

$3 million for George Michael?! What is that crazy Russian smoking? I mean if I'm going to pay that kind of dough, I at least want someone with a little more talent. The Captain & Tennille weren't avaible. Their rate is probably much higher anyway.

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Meg Ryan is turning into the Scarecrow. I mean, what happened to America's Sweetheart? The kid she purchased is cute, though. At least she spared an innocent child by NOT passing her fug genes over.

Nicole Kidman calls the po-po - ICYDK

KFed finally wins something - SOW

Not to be outdone, Donald Trump wins something too - INO

Ashley Olsen is back to blonde - Mollygood

Ugh, the Saddam video found itself everywhere - Gawker

Benji Madden is engaged to his girlfriend Sophie Monk, an Australian actress her rep reports to People.

The rep said, "Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends."

Um...why did he have to say the name of the ring? Product placement!

Sophie and Benji have only been public with their relationship for about 4 months. Benji's other brother, Joel Madden, is currently dating Nicole Richie after a public break-up with Hilary Duff.

Both of these Maddens are all sorts of fug. I have no idea how in the hell Benji scored this hot chick? Does homegirl just want a green card? Image Source

Coke eyes anyone? Fell asleep my ass!!!

UPDATE - Here's a video of Britney counting down. Thrilling.

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Justin Timberlake and pizza-faced Cameron Diaz have been denying rumors that their sick relationship is done. Well, they didn't help matters by spending their New Years apart. Star Magazine reports that Justin was with his family at their home in Tennessee while Cameron was skiing with her family in Colorado.

Justin also spent his Christmas in Tennessee where he told friends at a local club, "Me and Cameron? We're done."

He is apparently spending his time with a longtime family friend, Veronica Finn. She's a local real estate broker in Tennessee. Justin partied with her over the holiday and she apparently stayed at his mother's house a few nights. Sources claim the two are just friends even though they are very affectionate with each other.

Hopefully this means Justin can get back together with Britney Spears. I really need to see them work out that denim duo outfit they sported a few years ago. That will totally jumpstart my 2007. Oh and seeing Cameron Diaz's fug face cry into a plate of soggy spaghetti would jumpstart my 2007 too.

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson spent their New Year's eve making out in front of everyone at the Hudson Hotel in NYC for Christina Aguilera's party. They apparently spent the entire weekend together in NYC are both are happy that the media hasn't really caught wind of them. Um...probably because they don't care?

A source said, "John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn't really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says 'Dumped: John ditches Jessica.'"

The couple are still in NYC at some hotel in SoHo. They probably aren't trying to hide it from the media, they are trying to hide it from Papa Joe! He doesn't want his main piece cheating on him.

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Oprah Winfrey celebrated her New Year in South Africa by opening up the $40 million girls school she paid for. Oprah made a promise to Nelson Mandela six years ago that she would come to South Africa and help the children. The new school will give an education to 150 girls. The school located in Henley-on-Klip is called Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy. How fitting. Tina Turner, Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige and Spike Lee were all in attendance. They each brought a personally inscribed book for the school. Mariah can't read! They asked her to bring a book and she probably brought her own Tour book with dazzling pictures of her.

Oprah also ruffled a few feathers when she said that she chose to do this in Africa and not the US, because children here don't give a damn. She said, "I became so frustrated with visiting inner-city schools [in the U.S.]. If you ask the kids what they want or need, they will say an iPod or some sneakers. In South Africa, they don't ask for money or toys. They ask for uniforms so they can go to school."

Um...do those girls really need a nail salon and a yoga studio? Because Oprah made sure to include one when she opened the school.

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ABC has greenlit production for a TV version of the film Mr. & Mrs. Smith which starred Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. The movie followed two married assassins hired to kill each other. Doug Liman directed the feature film and will also direct the TV show which is looking to debut in the Fall of this year.

Writer Simon Kinsberg said, "It's essentially 'Married ... With Children' with guns. The show takes all the marital issues a couple has and blows them up to action-genre size."

The show will take place six months after the movie. They are looking to begin shooting in March. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are most likely NOT reprising their roles.

Why does Hollywood do this? Can't they come up with any original ideas. I'm thinking two major D-listers for the leads. Let's see we can have Andrew Shue, Dean Cain, Richard Dean Anderson or David Charvet for the Brad Pitt role. We can have Tiffani Thiessen, Shannen Doherty, Lisa Rinna or Mel Harris for the Angelina Jolie role. Brilliant.

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Pictures of Kimbo Stewart's sexy ass is just the way to start your day! Kim had no business showing this part of her body on the beach in Miami on Sunday. I mean...she needs to cover her ass up and go get those titties fixed! I mean one is like melting into her body. That being said, I'd hit it from behind only.