Page Six is reporting that Julia Roberts is knocked up with child number 3. Julia has two twins with her husband, Danny Moder. Julia had a lot of trouble with her first pregnancy back in 2004. After several tests and lots of heartache she finally gave birth to two countrymice named Phinnaeus Walter and Hazel Patricia.

Julia has a busy working schedule ahead of her and it is unclear whether or not she will take some time off. Julia's spokespeople would not comment.

Julia, please do not name them folktale character names this time. Phinnaeus and Hazel? It still pains me to hear those names. I automatically think of two little mice living in a mushroom cottage.

UPDATE - It's true, her rep confirms it. Homegirl is due this Summer.

Mike Tyson was arrested on suspicion of DUI and for having coke in his car. Mike was stopped at around 1:45 this morning in Scottsdale, Arizona. He was leaving a club when his car almost hit a police car. Yeah, why don't you just handcuff yourself too? Ugh, anyway Mike submitted himself to sobriety tests which he did not pass. He was arrested and booked and will see a judge later today.

The above mugshot is from December 2004. He basically looks the same, like a total douce.

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I drank too much last night… I got up this morning and I shit a synchronized swimming team… Literally. Now I’ve got this shit covered team down in my office, don’t know what to do with it. - Lizzle

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According to InTouch, Jennifer Aniston was dining with friends when billionaire, Steve Bing approached her and gave his telephone number to her. Steve has previously been linked to Elizabeth Hurley. A friend of Jen's said that they've known each other a while, but since she's single now Steve decided to make a move. Fortunately, Jennifer hasn't use his digits yet. Jen has also been approached by Lance Armstrong, but declined his date because she's friends with horsefaced Sheryl Crow.

Steve Bing also recently had a really bad date with Pamela Anderson. Poor ho can't catch a skirt. He should hit me up, I'd tap that. I mean he probably cums hundred dollars bills.

James Brown was given a public viewing at the Apollo Theater in NYC today. Thousands lined up at the theater where James got his start over 40 years ago. His body was brought to the theater by a horse drawn carriage. After today's viewing his body will be taken to Augusta where he will be buried after another public viewing on Saturday.

The guest list for his funeral has included names like Tom Cruise, Usher, Jamie Foxx, Aretha Franklin and many more.

Open caskets have always creeped me out. What if they come alive and grab you? Ugh.

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Geri Haliwell and Posh Beckham spent a little qt in London today. While Geri and family had fun on the ice rink, Posh held Geri's baby, Bluebell. Posh also fed the little baby and I'm not sure how she figured that one out. Will someone please tell Posh to stop wearing that stovetop hat! She's just missing a corncob pipe and a button nose!

Brandon and Dylan reunite at the Peach Pit - Popsugar

Pamela Anderson finds herself on a bad date - ASL

Matt Damon and his daughter - ICYDK

Vintage Pamela Anderson upskirt pics! - Egotatic!

Sylvester Stallone might've been a little too old for Rocky - Hollywood Rag

Daniel Craig is the best Bond ever - Just Jared

The Grindhouse trailer - IDLYITW

Jake Gyllenhaal is a real-life hero - Mollygood

What happens after you pass out - Cityrag

Willa Ford in Maxim - Hollywood Tuna

Popbytes has scans of Star Magazine that claims Nicole Richie is half an inch wider than Mary-Kate Olsen. How they know this I'm not sure? Maybe they hid out under the dressing stalls at Marni and waited for them? Anyway, they also point to signs that MK is a big ano. She recently had a stint in rehab to deal with her eating issues. Nicole still looks skinnier to me, I don't know. Both of them should take a weekend trip down to the south and visit each pancake house and waffle factory. Hell, I'd go with them! I'd stand far away from them though, cause next to them I'd look OBESE.