I still can't believe Alanis "horsefaced" Morissette is banging the hotness of Ryan Renolds.
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Keanu Reeves needs new clothes - Cityrag
Xtina didn't give out to Ryan Gaycrest on New Years - Popsugar
Teri Snatcher's reasons for not going to the gym - Hollywood Rag
Jessica Simpson never dated Tony Romo - IDLYITW
Rihanna keeps bending over - Crunk +Disorderly
How did Tara Reid spend her New Year? - ASL
No talent Cassie looking hot in a bikini - Egotastic!
Courtney Coxsucker's Dirt premieres tonight - Popbytes
Jessica Alba and her longtime boyfriend, Cash Warren, spent their holiday in Miami. You know I can't ever figure out if I think Cash Warren is hot. I mean the Alba is really hot, but is he hot? I mean is her hotness just transferring to him? Is he just average. I'm so confused. Ugh, who am I fooling? I'd hit it harder than Britney hitting the floor on New Year's Eve.
UPDATE: See the ho behind the lips after the jump! Congrats to Kristi for getting it right first!
A Russian Billionaire paid George Michael, $3 million to perform at his New Year's Eve party 20 miles outside of Moscow. The unnamed businessman paid that crazy ho to perform an our-long concert for his 300 guests.
A source said, "The businessman contacted George directly and asked him to perform. He has a vast private estate just outside Moscow and had turned his sports hall into a nightclub especially for the party.
"It was a fun night and George was back home in Britain by morning."
This makes George the highest paid entertainer in Russian history. Christina Aguilera previously received $2 million to perform at the wedding of some rich Russian.
$3 million for George Michael?! What is that crazy Russian smoking? I mean if I'm going to pay that kind of dough, I at least want someone with a little more talent. The Captain & Tennille weren't avaible. Their rate is probably much higher anyway.
Meg Ryan is turning into the Scarecrow. I mean, what happened to America's Sweetheart? The kid she purchased is cute, though. At least she spared an innocent child by NOT passing her fug genes over.
Nicole Kidman calls the po-po - ICYDK
KFed finally wins something - SOW
Not to be outdone, Donald Trump wins something too - INO
Ashley Olsen is back to blonde - Mollygood
Ugh, the Saddam video found itself everywhere - Gawker
Benji Madden is engaged to his girlfriend Sophie Monk, an Australian actress her rep reports to People.
The rep said, "Benji proposed to Sophie in Australia on Christmas Eve with a Neil Lane diamond ring. They are very excited and enjoying this time with family and friends."
Um...why did he have to say the name of the ring? Product placement!
Sophie and Benji have only been public with their relationship for about 4 months. Benji's other brother, Joel Madden, is currently dating Nicole Richie after a public break-up with Hilary Duff.
Both of these Maddens are all sorts of fug. I have no idea how in the hell Benji scored this hot chick? Does homegirl just want a green card? Image Source
Coke eyes anyone? Fell asleep my ass!!!
UPDATE - Here's a video of Britney counting down. Thrilling.
Justin Timberlake and pizza-faced Cameron Diaz have been denying rumors that their sick relationship is done. Well, they didn't help matters by spending their New Years apart. Star Magazine reports that Justin was with his family at their home in Tennessee while Cameron was skiing with her family in Colorado.
Justin also spent his Christmas in Tennessee where he told friends at a local club, "Me and Cameron? We're done."
He is apparently spending his time with a longtime family friend, Veronica Finn. She's a local real estate broker in Tennessee. Justin partied with her over the holiday and she apparently stayed at his mother's house a few nights. Sources claim the two are just friends even though they are very affectionate with each other.
Hopefully this means Justin can get back together with Britney Spears. I really need to see them work out that denim duo outfit they sported a few years ago. That will totally jumpstart my 2007. Oh and seeing Cameron Diaz's fug face cry into a plate of soggy spaghetti would jumpstart my 2007 too.