50 Cent has sold everything from music to vitamin water to clothes to video games to books and he's now selling rubbers. Yeah, penis raincoats. He's hoping that if he puts his name on a sperm blocker that kids will use them and not get diseases or knocked up.

He said, "The kids become immune when you constantly beat them over the head. We have to be a little more creative about it. It's the same with safe sex. As opposed to being part of a safe-sex campaign, I'm going to make condoms and donate a part of the proceeds to HIV awareness."

Part of the proceeds?! Cheap ass. How much is that mess going to ask? If it's more than half a dolla, I'm not buying it. I'll stick a rubber band and ziplock bag!

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DJ AM reportedly told friends that he wanted to date someone famous. He got used to the perks of dating Nicole Richie. He said that when he dated her his DJ rates went sky high and when they stopped, he lost business. Perhaps, he found his next PR stunt in Mandy Moore. The two looked quite cozy at the Coffee Bean on Sunset Blvd. the other day. DJ AM is grinning ear to ear. This couple is not cute.

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on her Mailbu beach house being burned down:

"My nature is to look at the glass half-full. I don't have a son or daughter in Iraq. I haven't lost a loved one. We will rebuild, and I truly believe we will learn something great from this experience."

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Yesterday, new pictures of Britney Spears in an elegant neon orange bikini hit and had everyone wondering who the mystery dude was. The dude has been revealed as actor/model Isaac Cohen. I couldn't find his IMDB page so who knows what his credits are. He looks much hotter in his MySpace pics than in those boat pics. Upgrade, I guess.

Britney really loves them broke and a little "slow." I mean he calls himself Eyezik on his MySpace. Come on.

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BWE is on fire today! You can basically skip the middle ho and go directly to them for the rest of the day! They posted one of the greatest All My Children scenes ever that did not involve Susan Lucci. Zoltar, Zarf(or whatever his name is) loses it in a mess of cheap, black lingerie and hidden eyebrows. This scene is riveting and deserves its own category at the Daytimes Emmys. Tranny breakdown = HIGH ART.

Thanks Caitlin

Blohan's drink of choice - BWE

Joel and Nicole take their grossness to Mexico - Mollygood

Vanessa Mannilowwhatever is all nips - Hollywood Tuna

Tara Conner gets horny around dogs - ASL

Meadow Soprano is opening to get nude - Egotastic!

Gwen Stefani looking the hotness in Elle - Popbytes

Justin Timberlake thinks he's a rock star in San Diego - Popsugar

Who is Mary-Kate Olsen's style icon? - Hollywood Rag

Brad Pitt shirtless!!!!! - Just Jared

Paris Hilton is the dumbest individual alive - IDLYITW

The true story of Bambi and Thumper - Cityrag

Halle Berry fuels pregnant rumors by looking pregnant - ICYDK

As expected, Apple announced the new iPhone today. Steve Jobs introduced the touch-screen phone that will integrate features from the iPod with a mobile phone. The phone does everything from play music, search the web, wipe your ass, slap your kid, fight with your mom and serve you corndogs in 9 different flavors.

Visit Gizmodo to hear all about the 1,998,444 features this thing has to offer.

Paris Hilton needs to clear her shelves at home for all the awards she will soon receive. This stupid piece of trash is now focusing on her acting career since her musical career joined the gallons of baby batter from her stomach in the toilet. She's currently taking acting lessons and is determined to be like the best actress that ever lived.

She said, “I’m serious about acting and have been reading this book, ‘The Power of the Actor’. “I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Paris is currently shooting "The Hottie and the Nottie" which is expected to sweep the Oscars in 2009. The film is about a hot girl that won't marry her boyfriend until he finds a boyfriend for her ugly friend. So which one does Paris play?

UPDATE - In an unrelated Paris matter (I didn't feel like doing another post on her dumb ass) she just pleaded NOT GUILTY to DUI charges from September. She will most likely not serve time or do any kind of community service. She will probably pay a fine and be on her way. Her next court date is January 23rd. She did not appear in court today - VIA People

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Donald Trump wrote this letter today to Rosie O'Donnel. He CCed the WORLD:

Dear Rosie,

I hope you had a wonderful vacation with your wife -- you needed the rest.

An article in today's New York Post, indicates that you blew up at BARBARA WALTERS for being a 'liar.' Actually, I don't blame you, but in fact she lied to both of us! After your maniacal and foolish rant against me two weeks ago, Barbara called me from her vacation (I did not call her) in order to apologize for your behavior. She had heard that I was going to retaliate against you and tried to talk me out of it. She very much wanted me to go on the show as soon as she got back so that she could 'patch things up' (I said no). To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.' Barbara knows exactly what she told me over the phone and she has to live with it. Perhaps that's why her initial statement was so mild!

In another incident, when I saw her eating at Le Cirque about two months ago and asked how 'Rosie was doing,' 'she sarcastically rolled her eyes and said 'Donald, do you have to ruin my meal.'

In any event, you have a good reason to be angry. Please give my warmest regards to Kelly!

Sincerely, Donald J. Trump

P.S.

I was surprised that you let your spat with Barbara get into the newspapers, but, as I have always said and as you proved with Rosie, the magazine, you are very self destructive. You must work on this for your own good!"

CHEESE AND CRACKERS! This is like a playground school fight with 2nd graders. Melania Trump needs to control her husband and Kelly needs to control her husband. I mean, seriously. Donald's show bombed on Sunday and he's trying to save it hardcore. It's not going to happen.

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Best Week Ever has delivered this video of an annoying teenager getting a soft sock from Tigger and basically making a big deal out of it to get some dough from Disney. The video is nothing. Tigger probably almost fell and was swinging around and accidentially hit that ho in the face. Disney will pay, because that's what they do.

A while ago, I auditioned to be one of those damn characters in California and it's hell. That suit is hotter than a cat's pussy, so I can only imagine it in the hot sun. That boy is lucky it wasn't me, because I would've taken that head off and shoved it up his pimply ass!