Sinead O'Connor Gives Birth to Jesus!!!!

Sinead O'Connor gave birth to a baby boy around Christmastimes and she named him Yeshua - the Hebrew name for Jesus. Showbiz Ireland reports that Sinead and oldie olsen partner, Frank Bonadio, welcomed her fourth child on December 19th.
Sinead is no stranger to religion. She infamously ripped up the pope's picture on Saturday Night Live and she also starred as the Virgin Mary in Neil Jordan's The Butcher Boy.
I wouldn't expect anything less from Sinead! JESUS! I'm sure he is the second coming.
Thanks Megan
Cameron's BFF Also Newly Single

Oh yes it's true Drew. You're an old maid now!
Drew Barrymore has apparently called off her relationship with Strokes drummer, Fabrizio Moretti. The two have been dating for 5 years. She's 31 and he's 26. The pair have taken several breaks in the past. Friends say that Fabrizio doesn't like the Hollywood life and isn't really comfortable around her friends. Um...do you blame him?
Fabrizio has moved out of Drew's NYC apartment and is back in his own place. A source close to the couple doesn't think it's over though.
The source said, "She broke up with him twice before this. He’s younger, and she’s more worldly. This is exactly what happened last time they took a break.”
You know who's going to start dating his ass? Yup, Cameron! She's just the type to backstab her lisp-speaking friend! Drew is a dumbass for dropping that piece.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NBC has ordered up several pilots for the upcoming season and one of the pilots order is an Americanized version of one of my favorite shows of all time, Kath & Kim. Kath & Kim is a hilarious Australian comedy about the dysfunctional relationship of a daughter and her mother. It's sort of like Absolutely Fabulous without the glamour and money. Ben Silverman will executive produce.
Why God why?! This show is perfect just the way it is! If you haven't seen it, you can catch reruns on the Sundance Channel in the US. It's seriously one of the funniest shows ever! America is going to eff this up by casting Molly Shannon and Julia Duffy I know it. Some things should be left in Australia. Vegemite and Kath & Kim being too shining examples of that!
She Actually Has a Sense of Humor?

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn actually won awards (besides Razzies) for their roles in The Break-Up. Jennifer told the audience when winning, "Thank you for loving The Break-Up – I did."
Oh Snap! And she actually cracks jokes! Who knew?! Vince looked absolutely miserable, but I don't think that had anything to do with Aniston. He was probably having twinkie withdrawals.
Did Cameron and Justin Reunite?

No that's just Ellen Degeneres and Cameron Diaz at last night's People's Choice Awards. Ellen won Favorite Gay Talk Show Host and Cameron Diaz won Favorite Leading Piece of Trash Lady.
Cameron looks hot from the neck down, but I'm sorry...I can't stand that bird's mug. Her body looks hot when it's covered up with chiffon and her face should follow suit.
Evan Rachel Wood is Stupido

38-year-old Marilyn Manson is dating 19-year-old actress Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn's wife of one-year Dita Von Teese recently filed from divorce. Friends of Dita claim that Marilyn is crazy and a real boozer. Marilyn and Evan have been friends for a while and she stars in his Alice in Wonderland film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.
Evan has had roles in Thirteen, Running with Scissors and the Upside of Anger. She's also now one of the dumbest broads in Hollyweird and that's an understatement. I mean does Marilyn even have a peen?
Did Page 6 Reveal Their Own Blind Item?

Page Six had this Blind Item a few days ago:
WHICH Tinseltown sex siren with a humanitarian streak has resumed her old habit of dabbling with heroin? She paid a recent visit to an old rock star friend and joined him in narcotic stupor.
Today they write this about Marilyn Manson and Angelina Jolie:
Another Manson-watcher tells Page Six he's also close pals with Brad Pitt's paramour, Angelina Jolie - who caught up with the rock star when she was in L.A. a little over five months ago. "They've known each other for a long time," said our source, "since she was way more wild than she is now - they are still good friends, though."
You do the math. Actually don't, cause I know you're bad at it. Basically, Angelina Jolie loves to shoot up. She probably does it between her toes.
Thanks Jen
The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for January 9th!!!

They were trying for a 69 but Pink is bad at math. - Randi

Congrats to Randi for being the winner of yesterday's CAPTION THIS. Randi will receive the season 1 DVD of HBO's EXTRAS starring Ricky Gervais. The box set features never-before-seen deleted scenes featuring Kate Winslet, Samuel L. Jackson and Patrick Stewart. If you didn't win, don't fret! I'll be giving away EXTRAS DVDs all week!
Also, don't forget to watch the season 2 premiere of EXTRAS featuring Orlando Bloom this Sunday, January 14th at 10pm on HBO! Click here to watch a preview.
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