Mary-Kate Olsen in Factory Girl!!! Mollygood has this little clip of MK's cameo in FG starring Sienna Miller. And by cameo I mean, an extra. This apparently is her entire role! If you blink you will miss her. So keep your eyes open. She's standing in the back in some black dress. Honestly, she probably puts in a more riveting and honest performance than Sienna!

Paula Abdul will bring her crazy to the big-screen version of Bratz based on the slutwhoreskank dolls. Paula will use her talents to serve as a choreographer, fashion stylist, casting assistant, executive producer and on-screen character in the film.

The live-action film will come out this August and follows four teenage hos from socially and economically diverse backgrounds. What they have in common is their wish to be themselves and realize their dreams and aspirations. They start their journey separated by high school cliques, only to realize that by becoming Bratz, their lives will be more fulfilling.

This movie should just be made into porn. That's basically what these dolls look like. They straight-up look like Thai, tranny hooks. You know they sell their plastic punane on the side. Paula will fit right in.

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Let me sum it up for you. Rosie O'Donnell and Barbara Walters gave each other high-fives this morning on "The View" after calling Donald Trump a "poor, pathetic man."

Donald can't keep his nasty lips shut of course. So...it's his turn:

Blah..blah...blah...Barbara read her statement off a cue card...blah...blah..blah.....Rosie just pushed her out like a pathetic puppet....blah...blah..blah...Barbara has become a sad figurehead dominated by a third-rate comedian and I wish she had not chosen me as one of the "10 Most Fascintating People"....blah...blah...blah....

Read the whole thing here.

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Elizabeth Hurley's lavish wedding to Arun Nayer will have a dress code. Invitations were sent out to Posh & Becks, Elton John and other celebrities for the wedding in March. The ceremony will take place in both England and India.

Elizabeth demands that women must wear pink saris and dudes must wear orange tunics and turbans. The invitation says that the dress code for other events besides the actual wedding must be " glamorous casual" to "glamorous and fabulous".

What the hell is "glamorous casual?" Is that like tight jeans and a rhinestone belt ala Joan Collins at the ranch? Guests do not have to worry about bringing their outfits to India. Elizabeth will open up a "shop" at her hotel in Mumbai for guests to pick out clothes.

How is Posh going to wear pink? Isn't she like allergic to color? She's probably going to be a total ho about it and wear black with a little pink diamond. This wedding is going to be a gaudy mess. Orange and pink everywhere? Ugh, I already need sunglasses for the pics.

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1922-2007

Yvonne De Carlo star of "The Munsters" died Monday of natural causes at the age of 84 in Woodland Hills, CA.

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Michelle Pfeiffer looks so hot in the Hairspray movie. Too bad it's going to suck harder than Travolta in a girdle - Just Jared

Vintage Kurt Cobain in a fight - Cityrag

Ashlee Simpson is beautiful - IDLYITW

Mariska Hargitay and baby in a milk ad - Gabsmash

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are such nerds - Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan's Bobby reunion invite must've gotten lost in the mail - Mollygood

Clive Owen is the new face of Lancome for dudes - CN

Twins for Julia Roberts again? - Popsugar

Nick Lachey isn't ready to marry Vanessa Manillaenvelopes - Hollywood Rag

Katie Holmes deals with the pain from marrying Tom Cruise by spending his cash - ASL

Lady Sovereign isn't a fan of fried dough - Idolator

A People's Choice Awards mega photo post - Egotastic!

Vote for HS of the Year one more time! I'll name the final 6 Thursday.

It hasn't been that long since Orlando Bloom split up with Kate Bosworth, but it looks like he's found his new girlfriend. Hey, his boobs are just as big as hers. Orlando spent some qt with the mysterious hunk of grossness in Hawaii. Who's the top and who's the bottom?

Visit Flynet to see more pics of these two lovers!

I can't judge Tara Reid's overall appearance anymore. I just can't. Whenever I look at her, my "fug vision" immediately turns on and all I say is a big ball of plastic and cheese. She's in Australia now and is seen here at the Magic Millions party today. I guess she looks ok...NO NO NO...she looks heinous!

Angelina Jolie confessed to UK Elle that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt aka The Messiah was not planned. She said that she never had the intention of getting pregnant, but that Brad Pitt was really into the idea.

She said, "I wasn’t planning on getting pregnant. I’m the one that got knocked up. Some men have kids when they’re not ready and some men know they want to take it seriously and wait until they’re absolutely ready."

Not only was Shiloh an accident, but Angelina isn't feeling the love for Shiloh. She has admitted that she feels closer to Maddox and Zahara, because of the lives they might have lived.

She said, “I think I feel so much more for Mad and Z because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her… I met my other kids when they were six months old, they came with personality."

So Shiloh's a boring accident? And here I thought she was a gift from God!

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Since Suri Cruise's birth we have hardly seen her. She did do a photospread for Vanity Fair and was a familiar face when the couple wed in Italy, but she has rarely been shown when Katie Holmes has been out and about in Los Angeles. What's the reason for this? Tom Cruise and Katie are apparently scared that Suri could be in danger if they bring her out too much.

A source tells Star Magazine, "That child is growing up inside a bubble. I think both dad [Tom Cruise] and Katie are so worried that if Suri is exposed to the public, her life could be in danger."

Sources say that Suri Cruise could be the target of kidnapping plots to extort money out of TomKat. I believe it. Tom is crazy. He thinks everyone is after him some way or another. Seriously, who wants to steal Suri? She's not even real! If you're going to steal a baby make sure it doesn't operate with AAs.