Halle is Pregnant With a Burger

For the past couple of weeks, internet sites have started the rumor that Halle Berry is knocked up. She has been seen around town sporting a little (and I mean tiny) bit of baggage in the bun area. This has caused many people to think that she's expecting boyfriend Gabriel Aubry's baby. Halle squashed rumors at the People's Choice Awards.
She said, "I wish they would stop that because being pregnant is such a serious event in a woman's life and to make light of life when I had an extra burger is getting a little annoying."
How is that making light of life? Why she got to put it like that and she had an EXTRA burger? Fat ass!
Meryl Streep is a Dancing Queen

Meryl Streep will star in the feature-film version of the Broadway hit Mamma Mia. The International hit musical uses the songs of ABBA to tell the story of a single mother of a young girl who doesn't know who her father is. The daughter tries to find out who her father is and invites three candidates to her wedding in Greece.
Theater director, Phyllida Lloyd will make her film directing debut. Shooting will begin shortly in London and Greece for a 2008 release.
What's gayer than gay? Meryl Streep in Mamma Mia the movie! I don't even know what to say. Hopefully since Meryl is involved it won't be that bad. She has made bad movies in the past, but she can usually turn a sour movie good.
Richard Gere Heart Hookers

Richard Gere spoke in front of 10,000 hookers in Mumbai, India and urged them to always use rubbers on the job. Richard previously played a lover of hos opposite Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. He continues to love the ladies of the night and support them.
He said, "Before, there was a total lack of knowledge among sex workers about HIV . . . Now there is a radical change. When sex workers speak of condoms as a norm, it is a powerful statement, it empowers them. No condoms, no sex."
Many customers in India don't like wearing condoms, refuse to or are willing to pay more in order to skip the rubber. Many hos in India don't even know what condoms are.
Richard Gere, the Queen of the hookers! Who knew? I wonder if he also taught them how to quickly get a gerbil up your bum!
Yay! Katey Segal Has a Baby!

Katey Segal and her husband, producer Kurt Sutter, have welcomed a baby daughter into this cruel world! Their new daughter, Esmé Louise Sutter was born via a surrogate. Esme joines Katey's two daughters from a previous marriage.
Katey played Peg Bundy on Married with Children. I will never forget the season where producers wrote in Katey's real life pregnancy on to the show. Well, unfortunately Katey lost the baby and writers/producers have no idea how to handle it. When Katey came back to the show, they simply just dropped Peg's pregnancy making it nothing but a dream.
So it's nice to see Katey get some joy in her life!
She Probably Should've Just Kept Her Mouth Shut

Angelina Jolie's comments about Maddona have annoyed adoption advocates, because they think that she's not one to talk. Angelina adopted two children, one from Cambodia and one from Africa and advocates say her adoption of Maddox ruined it for a lot of people wanting kids.
Angie apparently adopted Maddox through a group that was later charged with fraud. After this situation, adoption laws in Cambodia got even tougher and almost impossible.
Adoption advocate Tatiana Beams said, "Angelina is not a hero in the adoption community. She does nothing, or at least very little, to keep international adoption open and legal for American families and children."
According to her Angie used a questionable agency to adopt Maddox and when the scandal went down, the Cambodian government shut the door on many familiest that were waiting for a child. She said, "She [Jolie] adopted Maddox under a questionable agency, where the directors went to prison. It would be nice to see her speak out on issues and policies surrounding international adoption."
Oh leave everyone alone! Madonna, Angelina, everyone. They did a good thing and yes they probably didn't do it the right way or made mistakes, but who gives a fig. Ask Maddox if he'd rather be carried around Robertson Blvd. or dodging land mines in his country and I'm sure he'd settle for the former.
PS - Is that Aniston in that pic above?
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Congrats to THE HOOPLE for winning this contest and getting the season 1 DVD of HBO's EXTRAS starring Ricky Gervais. The box set features never-before-seen deleted scenes featuring Kate Winslet, Samuel L. Jackson and Patrick Stewart. If you didn't win, don't fret! I'll be giving away EXTRAS DVDs all week!
Also, don't forget to watch the season 2 premiere of EXTRAS featuring Orlando Bloom this Sunday, January 14th at 10pm on HBO! Click here to watch a preview.
Birthday Sluts

Stanley Tucci (47)
Jamelia (26)
Nadia Turner (30)
Amanda Peet (35)
Mary J. Blige (36)
Kyle Richards (38)
Kim Coles (41)
Naomi Judd (61)
Alfonso Arau (75)
Is Jay-Z Delivery Beat Downs to Beyonce?!

This rumor is a little far fetched, but MediaTakeOut.com is reporting that an assistant of Beyonce is fearing for her safety from the jaws of Jay-Z. She wrote this e-mail to them:
Seems that for a while he's had a problem with keeping his hands to himself. Now I've never seen him just flat out strike Bee, but too many times have I seem him shove and push her.At first I thought that it was just a little horse play thing between the two - but once I saw how embarrassed Bee was to be man-handled in the front of me in St. Tropez - I realized that it was no joke.
I've been [Beyonce's assistant] and friend for a while now and I've always wanted to say something but I never felt it was my place. He treats Beyonce like she's an object and not a person. The [EXPLETIVE] should be happy that a beautiful woman finally wants and loves his ugly [EXPLETIVE] for more than just what's in his pockets.
What does expletive mean? A video was passed around the internet a couple of years ago of Jay-Z delivering beat downs to a woman. The truth was apparently that Jay was friends with the girl and they were just messing around.
Yeah, I'm not sure if Jay is the type to deliver blows to his girl. Furthermore, I'm sure Papa Knowles would immediately go into PR overdrive if he found out about this and immediately sell the story to anyone who would listen.


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