Pat O'Brien's Out of a Job

Phone sex lover and overall hotness, Pat O'Brien, will leave the entertainment show The Insider after Paramount decided not to renew his $4 million 3-year contract. Sources say that Pat was fired, because viewers couldn't get over audio tapes from 2005 of Pat telling a woman that he wanted to snort snow with her and have threesomes. Gross.
A source also says that some female stars refused to do interviews with him after those tapes surfaced.
However, a rep from the show says no decisions have been made. "Pat O'Brien has been with The Insider since Day 1. He is currently under contract to us. We are in discussions to continue his deal." If you want to be grossed out. Click here to hear the audio tapes that surfaced in 2005.
Secret Lovers?

David Beckham confessed that he sought advice from his girlfriend, Tom Cruise, before accepting the $1 million a week to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy.
Becks said, "I was on the phone to him for about an hour last night and an hour the night before. He is a very wise man and a very good friend of mine. It's going to be a big help for us to have friends when we arrive in L.A."
Phone sex anyone? Poor Becks has no idea what he's getting into.....Tom Cruise's manpuss!
WTF????

Dear Rachel McAdams,
I know you wanted to wow the crowds at last night's Annual Critics' Choice Awards in Santa Monica, but it's not working. This is 2007 not 1997 and you are not Gwen Stefani. Do me a favor and throw your hair mascara away. All of it. It's not cute!
xoxooxMichael K
Birthday Sluts

Orlando Bloom (30)
William Hung (24)
Nicole Eggert (35)
Patrick Dempsey (41)
Penelope Ann Miller (43)
Julia-Louis Dreyfus (46)
Matthew Bourne (47)
Jay McInerney (52)
Courtney. Cox. Vibrator. Dirt.
Some things should never be filmed. Courtney Cox doing herself with a vibbie is not something that my emotions can handle. I can most likely take Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow and even David Schwimmer doing their own bodies...but the Cox is just a different story.
This clip brought to you by The Soup was on this past week's Dirt.
The Kurt Cobain Movie

Courtney Love has given her consent to a feature film based on the life of her dead husband, Kurt Cobain. Court has purchased the rights to “Heavier Than Heaven,” a biopic by Charles Cross on the late Nirvana frontman.
Several studios are in discussions with Courtney to bring the project to life. Currently just the rights to the book have been bought, so the film is in the first stages.
Court said, "[It] has no script and no director attached, let alone stars."
Gus Van Zant made a loosely based film about Kurt's life in 2005 starring Michael Pitt. It sucked hard.
Who's going to play Kurt and who's going to play Courtney? Let me think about this for a minute. I'm thinking CoCo should play Courtney Love and well...Coco should play Kurt too. She has the skillz to pull it off!
Warning! This Picture Contains 6000 Grams of Fat

This is Jason Davis, brother of Fat Elvis aka Brandon Davis, at one of the Golden Globe's Suites yesterday. Try to keep your tongue away from the screen. I know you want to lick that goodness up and down.
Jesus Has Heard My Prayers!

Queer Eye for a Straight Guy has been cancelled! This should've happened after the second season! The fifth and final season will air the last 10 episodes this Summer. There was rumors of the show's demise last Summer.
Bravo said, “We proudly watched as viewers embraced the series that really helped open the closet doors on gays and their presence on television and in popular culture.”
The show made overnight stars out of Carson Kressley and those other ones. I can say that I enjoyed the first season, but it quickly made me want to scratch out my own eyes and ears!



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