Cojo at the Golden Globes 1/15/07

The Golden Globes are in like 1 hour and here are my predictions for the film categories, because who really cares about TV? Anyway, enjoy and I'll post some red carpet pictures in a bit! Get my picks after the jump!

Best Picture - Drama
Babel
Bobby
The Departed
Little Children
The Queen

My Pick: The Departed

Best Picture - Comedy or Musical
Borat
The Devil Wears Prada
Dreamgirls
Little Miss Sunshine
Thank You For Smoking

My Pick: Dreamgirls

Best Actress in a Drama
Penelope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Sherrybaby
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Kate Winslet, Little Children

My Pick: Helen Mirren, The Queen

Best Actor in a Drama
Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
Peter O'Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happiness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

My Pick: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

Best Actress in a Comedy
Annette Bening, Running with Scissors
Toni Collette, Little Miss Sunshine
Beyonce Knowles, Dreamgirls
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Renee Zellweger, Miss Poter

My Pick: Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada

Best Actor in a Comedy
Sacha Cohen, Borat
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Aaron Eckhart, Thank You For Smoking
Chiwetel Ejiofor – Kinky Boots
Will Ferrell, Stranger Than Fiction

My Pick: Sacha Cohen, Borat

Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes On A Scandal
Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel

My Pick: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

Best Supporting Actor
Ben Affleck, Hollywoodland
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Brad Pitt, Babel
Mark Wahlberg, The Departed

My Pick: Brad Pitt, Babel

Best Animated Feature
Cars
Happy Feet
Monster House

My Pick: Cars

Best Foreign Language Film
Apocalypto (United States)
Letters from Iwa Jima (Japan, United States)
The Lives of Others (Germany)
Pan's Labyrinth (Mexico)
Volver (Spain)

My Pick: Pan's Labyrinth (Mexico)

Best Director of a Motion Picture
Clint Eastwood – Flags Of Our Fathers
Clint Eastwood – Letters From Iwo Jima
Stephen Frears – The Queen
Alejandro Iñárritu – Babel
Martin Scorsese – The Departed

My Pick: Martin Scorsese, The Departed

Best Screenplay of a Motion Picture
Babel
The Departed
Little Children
Notes on a Scandal
The Queen

My Pick: Babel

Best Original Score
The Painted Veil
The Fountain
Babel
Nomad
The Da Vinci Code

My Pick: The Da Vinci Code

Best Original Song
"A Father's Way" from The Pursuit of Happyness
"Listen" from Dreamgirls
"Never Gonna Break My Faith" from Bobby
"The Song of the Heart" from Happy Feet
Try Not to Remember" from Home of the Brave

My Pick: "Listen" from Dreamgirls

And who cares about the TV nominations! Click here to see the entire list!

Britney Spears wore some sort of hideous frock while partying in Las Vegas with Isaac Cohen this past weekend. Where did she buy that trash? In the $1 a pound bin at the Salvation Army? Hey, at least she's covered up right? It's funny, because that diseased looking pattern on her dress is probably the same pattern on her coochie lips too.

Source: Flynet

If gorgeous was a 75-year-old, upper east side, socialite with a pill popping problem. Here's Mary-Kate Olsen at a Golden Globe party a few days ago in HellAY. If you told me this was Carol Channing, I'd believe you.

What the hell is wrong with Denise Richards? Yes, she has a dynamite body...but homegirl has rice krispy treats for brains. Hmm....rice krispy treats. Anywhoo, it has been rumored that Mrs. Charlie Sheen will marry Mr. Heather Locklear this summer in Italy. I don't think either of their divorces are final, but maybe that's why they are waiting until summer.

Friends of Denise claim the wedding will be in Milan, because she loves it so much. They also said it will be an intimate affair.

Ewwww.....Richie has bigger breasts than her!

Source

Methinks that Lindsay Lohan didn't even pose for these photographs. They probably just took her face, some other body and used some CGI techniques to put this ho together. She looks hot, but that's because it ain't her!

VIA ONTD

Ashley Harder (yeah, that's what she said) has had to leave her reign as Miss New Jersey, because homegirl has gotten knocked up. The 20-year-old will not compete for Miss USA. Ashley is due this Summer and says she will marry her boyfriend, so her child is not a bastard. Ok, she didn't say that last part.

Donald Trump wishes Ashley all the best.

Damn! Another beauty ho bites the dust! If you ask me, they should've kept Miss Nevada and Miss New Jersey in. A pregnant ho and a straight-up ho will totally boost ratings!

Source VIA TMZ

Does Blohan have herpes? - IDLYITW

Reese Witherspoon looking cute and young amongst a bunch of oldie olsens - Mollygood

Hos all around at the AVN Awards - Hollywood Tuna

Jenna Jameson wants a piece of ScarJo - Hollywood Rag

David Beckham is a momma's boy - Just Jared

Jacko gets sued for not paying for his meds - ASL

A Keeley Hazell sex tape - Egotastic!

Tara Reid isn't even worth $100 let alone $100,000 - Popsugar

SPF everywhere - Cityrag

Is Tori Spelling trying out for a role in the sequel to Riding in the Bus with My Sister? This outfit is not for a 45-year-old woman, it's for a 4-year-old! Furthermore, when is she finally going to have this baby so I can comment on how fug it is!!! Just kidding, hopefully hideousness will skip a generation and this innocent will be spared.

Here's Dean McDermott and his retarded little sister and the Silver Spoon Golden Globe Suite yesterday.

Steven Tyler isn't afraid of to show the crack while on holiday in Hawaii. For a second I thought Nicole Richie gained a couple of pounds.

Visit Flynet to see more pic of this hotness!!

Splash News caught Whitney Houston and Brandy's brother, Ray J, leaving Maestro's Steakhouse together. Witnesses say the two were "canoodling" and all over each other. Ray J is 25 and Whitney is 43. Ray J is also one of the co-stars of an alleged sex tape with Kim Kardashian.

Hey, I'm not hating on Whitney. After years with Bobby Brown, she's probably ready for some seriously lovin' in the sheets. There's nothing wrong with wanting to get the pipes rolling again. On a different note, what the hell are they wearing?