Brenda Dickson

Kate Moss (33)
Trent Ford (28)
Greg Strause (32)
Jill Sobule (46)
Sade (48)
Debbie Allen (57)
John Carpenter (59)
Dr. Laura Schlessinger (60)

Methinks Angelina Jolie knows she's way too good for this. She's standing there thinking "I'm so beautiful...so perfect...I am a goddess...I feel so sorry for these peons. They don't know the meaning of life." Come on, you know she is. Yes, she's gorgeous, stunning, dazzling, blah blah blah...but she's also a stuck-up HO! Brad needs a nap. I can't even comment on him.

All I have to say is.....TRANNY ALERT!!!

Jennifer Lopez looks absolutely stunning, because she's wearing 50 pounds of make-up and fake hair. Take that all away and she'd look like any other broad serving me delicious fried chicken at KFC. Marc Anthony is trying hard to look remotely human, but I'm still not convinced. He's the living dead.

Swedish porn star alert! Sienna Miller's face was meant for baby batter loads. It seriously looks like her foundation is made from cum. You know who it is. She looks OK from the neck down, but from the neck up....ugh! I just want to take those neck braids and put them around her neck!

Cameron Diaz looks hot and now that I just said that I think a giant zit is going to land on me, killing me instantly. Yes, I think she looks hot at the Golden Globes tonight. I can't believe this. My world is over now that these words have come out of my finger tips.

Cojo at the Golden Globes 1/15/07

The Golden Globes are in like 1 hour and here are my predictions for the film categories, because who really cares about TV? Anyway, enjoy and I'll post some red carpet pictures in a bit! Get my picks after the jump!

Best Picture - Drama
Babel
Bobby
The Departed
Little Children
The Queen

My Pick: The Departed

Best Picture - Comedy or Musical
Borat
The Devil Wears Prada
Dreamgirls
Little Miss Sunshine
Thank You For Smoking

My Pick: Dreamgirls

Best Actress in a Drama
Penelope Cruz, Volver
Judi Dench, Notes on a Scandal
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Sherrybaby
Helen Mirren, The Queen
Kate Winslet, Little Children

My Pick: Helen Mirren, The Queen

Best Actor in a Drama
Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Departed
Peter O'Toole, Venus
Will Smith, The Pursuit of Happiness
Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

My Pick: Forest Whitaker, The Last King of Scotland

Best Actress in a Comedy
Annette Bening, Running with Scissors
Toni Collette, Little Miss Sunshine
Beyonce Knowles, Dreamgirls
Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada
Renee Zellweger, Miss Poter

My Pick: Meryl Streep, The Devil Wears Prada

Best Actor in a Comedy
Sacha Cohen, Borat
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Aaron Eckhart, Thank You For Smoking
Chiwetel Ejiofor – Kinky Boots
Will Ferrell, Stranger Than Fiction

My Pick: Sacha Cohen, Borat

Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza, Babel
Cate Blanchett, Notes On A Scandal
Emily Blunt, The Devil Wears Prada
Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi, Babel

My Pick: Jennifer Hudson, Dreamgirls

Best Supporting Actor
Ben Affleck, Hollywoodland
Eddie Murphy, Dreamgirls
Jack Nicholson, The Departed
Brad Pitt, Babel
Mark Wahlberg, The Departed

My Pick: Brad Pitt, Babel

Best Animated Feature
Cars
Happy Feet
Monster House

My Pick: Cars

Best Foreign Language Film
Apocalypto (United States)
Letters from Iwa Jima (Japan, United States)
The Lives of Others (Germany)
Pan's Labyrinth (Mexico)
Volver (Spain)

My Pick: Pan's Labyrinth (Mexico)

Best Director of a Motion Picture
Clint Eastwood – Flags Of Our Fathers
Clint Eastwood – Letters From Iwo Jima
Stephen Frears – The Queen
Alejandro Iñárritu – Babel
Martin Scorsese – The Departed

My Pick: Martin Scorsese, The Departed

Best Screenplay of a Motion Picture
Babel
The Departed
Little Children
Notes on a Scandal
The Queen

My Pick: Babel

Best Original Score
The Painted Veil
The Fountain
Babel
Nomad
The Da Vinci Code

My Pick: The Da Vinci Code

Best Original Song
"A Father's Way" from The Pursuit of Happyness
"Listen" from Dreamgirls
"Never Gonna Break My Faith" from Bobby
"The Song of the Heart" from Happy Feet
Try Not to Remember" from Home of the Brave

My Pick: "Listen" from Dreamgirls

And who cares about the TV nominations! Click here to see the entire list!

Britney Spears wore some sort of hideous frock while partying in Las Vegas with Isaac Cohen this past weekend. Where did she buy that trash? In the $1 a pound bin at the Salvation Army? Hey, at least she's covered up right? It's funny, because that diseased looking pattern on her dress is probably the same pattern on her coochie lips too.

Source: Flynet

If gorgeous was a 75-year-old, upper east side, socialite with a pill popping problem. Here's Mary-Kate Olsen at a Golden Globe party a few days ago in HellAY. If you told me this was Carol Channing, I'd believe you.