Harvey Price has been in the hospital since New Year's Eve after he was burned by hot water in his England home. The son of Jordan and stepson of Peter Andre got away from his mother and father, crawled into a bath tub and turned on the hot water, severely burning his leg.
It was confirmed that Harvey was released from the hospital this past Sunday and is currently recovering at home. His leg is heavily bandaged, but he's going to be alright! Harvey's father, Dwight Yorke, also spent time with him in the hospital.
My prayers worked! Harvey is going to live. All is well in the world. Now somebody call child protective services on that watermelon-tittied ho! Just kidding, we all make mistakes..and yes this mistake scarred her child for life, but whatevs!
Jennifer Aniston has agreed to reunite with Courtney Cox on the season finale of Dirt. Jen will play Tina Harrod, a rival editor of Cox's character. The show will air March 27th and will be the first time the two shared screen time together since Friends ended in 2004.
Dirt is about a ruthless tabloid editor that will do anything to get the story.
A season finale? You mean to tell me this show is going to get a second season? Jennifer Aniston is going to play a bitchy, magazine editor? Ugh, they should've had her just play herself. She's going to do that anyway. Let me know when Lisa Kudrow will make a stop in.
on award show dates:
"Even if I had a girlfriend, I'd still take mom. She's cool and fun and she taught me how to act so it makes perfect sense that she's there. And there's something about parading a girlfriend around in front of the press that seems wrong. Some things have to be sacred."
Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is currently seeing Girls Gone Wild douche, Joe Francis. Apparently, Joe wanted to fly Blohan on his private jet to his Mexican estate following her "appendix" surgery, but Lindsay opted to party in Los Angeles.
Doesn't Blohan have the best taste in men? I mean at least when they shoot a sex tape, her co-star will know what he's doing. Actually, I think Joe is kind of hot. Ugh, I'm just like Blo...I have the worst taste in douches.
Us Weekly is confirming that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have moved their family to New Orleans. Angelina confirmed this at last night's Golden Globe Awards. Angelina was seen mixing with the locals on January 12th.
She said, “We love it there. The kids are going to go to school there. We're really looking forward to it.”
They are living in a $3.5 million mansion in the French Quarter. Angelina has also asked locals what charities were in the area. She's looking to be just a normal Southern mother.
This is a good move! Seriously, they seem like they want nothing to do with the Hollywood life and just want to be normal hos. Now let's go to New Orleans STAT and stalk their asses!
Renee Zellweger was seen out on a date this past Thursday with Dylan McKay himself, Luke Perry. Renee and the 90210 star were seen at the Tower Bar restaurant where witnesses say they were definitely on a date.
The witness said, "They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees."
Score for Luke! He'll never have to work again! Wait, is he even working? I just wish Renee would open her damn eyes! Seriously, put some chili powder up in there or something!
I know Mary-Kate Olsen has more money that Al Qaeda, but I didn't know she had the kind of money to go down to the Titanic and fish out old wardrobe chests. I mean, I know this was worn by an Astor on the night the ship went down. Either that or she's the ghost of an Astor. Anyways, she decided to channel her inner 100-year-old woman at last night's InStyle party for the GGs. Ashley Olsen looks a little less freaky, but not by much.
Sacha Baron Cohen won Best Actor in a Film Comedy at last night's Golden Globes. He also gave the best speech like ever. He is also way hot without that beard and Borat getup. He's probably hung like an elephant too. Do elephants have ding-a-lings? Anyway, here he is with his fiance Isla Fisher and Reese Witherspoon, who looked 20 years old!
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