The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for January 18th!!!

holy mash potatoes with hair in it!!!! - krazyfreak
Runner-ups:
Letting go of Heather Locklear has not been easy for David Spade. - flossyb
Joel Madden’s view when he’s hitting Richie from the back. - mofolissa
Feeling rejected after the sharks all raised thier heads above the water and laughed at her - the hoople
Thanks Jen
Birthday Sluts: Happy Birthday Dolly!!!

Dolly Parton (61)
Jodi Sweetin (26)
Coral Smith (28)
Drea de Matteo (35)
Shawn Wayans (36)
Cindy Sherman (53)
Katey Segal (53)
Robert Palmer (58)
Paula Deen (60)
Shelley Fabares (63)
Michael Crawford (65)
Tippi Hedren (76)
Jean Stapleton (84)
Isaiah Washington Apologizes

Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington has issued an apology for using the word "faggot" in the press room during the Golden Globes. The statement reads:
“I apologize to T.R., my colleagues, the fans of the show and especially the lesbian and gay community for using a word that is unacceptable in any context or circumstance. By repeating the word Monday night, I marred what should have been a perfect night for everyone who works on Grey’s Anatomy. I can neither defend nor explain my behavior. I can also no longer deny to myself that there are issues I obviously need to examine within my own soul, and I've asked for help.I know the power of words, especially those that demean. I realize that by using one filled with disrespect I have hurt more than T.R. and my colleagues. With one word, I’ve hurt everyone who has struggled for the respect so many of us take for granted. I welcome the chance to meet with leaders of the gay and lesbian community to apologize in person and to talk about what I can do to heal the wounds I’ve opened.
T.R.’s courage throughout this entire episode speaks to his tremendous character. I hold his talent, and T.R. as a person, in high esteem. I know a mere apology will not end this, and I intend to let my future actions prove my sincerity.”
His apology comes after ABC issued a statement saying that they were going to deal with Isaiah using the slur twice in four months. GLAAD also demanded an apology.
Well, he's apologizing because he was going to lose his job. Let's be real. I bet you didn't even write that, just signed his name. That being said, at least he's apologizing and hopefully will learn to keep his mouth shut.
This Is How It Begins...

Britney Spears has traded Kevin Federline in for well....another Kevin Federline! Isaac Cohen enjoyed what it was like being Mr. Britney Spears as he shopped to his heart's content at Ed Hardy in L.A. Yes Isaac is way hotter than KFed with a better body, but can't homegirl get a dude that at least has a part-time J-O-B? Girlfriend needs to look up the word "dickmatized" and deal with it! Once she gets good dick she will give a dude anything. I swear. Oh well!

Source: Celebrity Babylon
Warning!!! Don't Look Too Close!

Paris Hilton is seen here doing what she does best. It's not like the Universe hasn't seen it a million times over. Anyway, she's filming the future Oscar-winner, The Hottie and the Nottie, in San Pedro, CA. In the words of Julie from Showgirls, "She wants to smile her snatch, she probably cut that string herself."

Image Source: Flynet Online
Still Perfect at 66

Raquel Welch is still as sexy today as she was 40 years. Yes, she's had a little work but I won't fault her for that! Here she is at a MAC Cosmetics benefit for her in NYC.
Afternoon Crumbs

Did Clint Eastwood get face work?! - Cityrag
Pamela Anderson is the world's greatest human - Hollywood Tuna
Becks doing what he does best....being hot - Mollygood
Sienna Miller took her Edie Sedgwick role a little too seriously - CN
Take a tour of Brangelina's New Orleans mansion - Hollywood Rag
The top 20 richest woman in entertainment - Just Jared
Beyonce's daddy is pissed off, AGAIN - IDLYITW
Noel Gallagher doesn't have love for Robbie Williams - ASL
You mean to tell me Adam Brody is getting down with Kiki?! - Popsugar
Olivia Munn is Wonder Woman - Egotastic!
STFU: Mischa Barton Edition

Mischa Barton was gloriously killed off of The O.C. last season in a blaze of glory. I don't even watch the show and I was happy to see her ass off network TV. Britney Spears' vagina lips put on a better performance than this ho. Anyway, the show recently was given the guillotine by FOX and Mischa knows why.
When asked if she was surprised the show ended, she said, "No. They killed me off." The reporter followed that question up by asking her if she's the reason people tuned in to which she responded, "That's what I think they discovered."
Is Cameron Diaz Hittin' This?

Reportedly, after Cameron Diaz's fight with Jessica Biel at the GG Awards she got on a plane the next day and headed to Hawaii to be with pro-surfer Kelly Slater. TMZ reports that the couple had a romantic dinner at Haleiwa Joe's before heading back to Kelly's place to get cozy. Cameron is still there according to sources.
Kelly recently was linked to Gisele Bundchen, but they broke up . He's following the hotness that is Gisele with that mess?! That's karazy!


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