Surprise, Paris Hilton's got some herpes - IDLYITW

It's Brad Pitt's turn to take Maddox to school - Just Jared

Janice Dickinson slams Mick Jagger - Cityrag

Tommy Lee loves flashers - Hollywood Rag

Penny Cruz in a bikini...again and again - Egotastic!

Katharine McPhee only flirted with Scientology to get some dick - Mollygood

Jennifer Garner's finger wants nothing to do with her wedding ring - ASL

Are Hudson and Wilson back on? - Popsugar

Sienna Miller stuffs her mouth wide - BWE

Jean Claude Van Damme's got the moves - Defamer

Vanessa Paradis needs to keep her mouth CLOSED. She's a lot of hotter when she hides those things. It's a good thing she's snogging Johnny Depp, because if she was a dyke she'd give a ho a damn hysterectomy!

Bugs Bunny in drag anyone?

Fishsticks Paltrow read to a bunch of brats at Sundance yesterday. She read like Dr. Seuss or something, because she's such a good person. Those kids deserves prizes for not tackling her ass and scratching her eyes out. She was probably super annoying too, doing voices and everything. Ugh. Can you she please cut off that mop and donate it to locks for love?! There's people out there that need that hair and since she's such a giving person she should make it happen.

A friend of Linday Lohan's claims that she's happier than ever since checking her ass into the Wonderland rehab facility. Lindsay has spent the past week taking hikes, staying sober and attending treatment meetings.

Her friend said, "She's been sending text messages from rehab saying she's the happiest she has ever been. She seems under control right now."

Since it's so great there, she sould stay. Seriously. I'm sure we'll do fine without her. We should send Paris Hilton in there to keep her company too.

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Lance and Reichen are over again - Queerty

Save this iguana's dick! - MSNBC

Dakota Fanning's Hounddog is bombing at Sundance - SOW

Tom Brady moves on to Gisele Buttchin - Gabsmash

Sharon Stone shows off her Razzie nominated wonk-breasts - ICYDK

Nicole Kidman has been rushed to the hospital after an accident on the set of her movie "The Invasion." Nicole is currently doing re-shoots on the sci-fi thriller. She was shooting a car chase scene when the stunt driver lost control of the Jaguar and crashed into a pole and garbage can. The pavement had been wet down for the scene.

Nicole and several crew members were taken to the hospital for injuries. It's not known if anyone was seriously hurt.

While there, you know Nicole is going to have a little nip and a little tuck. I'm sure she's fine. Ice queens never die!

UPDATE - Don't worry Kidman is alive and well. She resumed filming that night.

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Scott Baio is currently shopping around a tell-all he calls BaioWatch: How I Dated and Loved Hollywood's Most Beautiful Women and Ended Up Alone. Radar has gotten a hold of 60 pages from the book. Scott talks about his relationships with Pamela Anderson, Heather Locklear and Liza Minnelli. Yes, Liza Minnelli. He claims that Liza wanted his sperm, because she thought he was hot. ICK. Beverly D'Angelo also told him that she had a "cocksuckers mouth."

One of the funniest entries is Scott's account on losing his virginity to his "Joanie Loves Chachi" co-star Erin Moran.

"I didn't know what to do. I didn't know what to say after we got naked. So for the first five minutes, maybe less—hell, it might have been the first twenty seconds—I'm doing it and thinking, man, this is really uncomfortable. What happened was, my thing was between the cushions on the couch and I didn't even know it. Instead of being inside Erin, I was humping a corduroy sofa!"

I'm sure Erin is thrilled about that one. He's comparing her vaginal corridors to corduroy!

Superstar,dancer,singer, whatever...Ian Bernardo, returned to reality tv last night as one of the rejects of American Idol. He has previously starred in So You Think You Can Dance? He was actually quite funny when he demanded to see Simon Cowell's work visa. I was kind of hoping he'd ask Paula Abdul what the hell she's drinking?!

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Dead or Alive singer and tranny extraordinaire, Pete Burns, is suing his plastic surgeon for a reported £1m (around $2 million). Petey hired the surgeon to remove lip implants and the surgery didn't go as planned. He's now claiming that the messed up procedure has ruined his career and life.

He said, "It has taken away my life and my career. I saw doctors in London who said the only option was to amputate my lips. I was suicidal.

"Eventually I found a doctor in Italy who knew the product and said he could remove it. I had 17 months of procedures and now I am back again having more."

He has had almost 100 procedures in Italy to correct the mess.

Petey claims that instead of removing the implants as he requested, the surgeon injected him with several fillers. His lips immediately began to swell and lumps surfaced. Instead of stopping the injections, the surgeon continued them.

Pete said, "What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisaged. Not only was it agonisingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme. It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever. I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling.

"At times it leaves me seriously suicidal and depressed and I could have problems for the rest of my life."

Oh and we're talking about the lips on his face! And...SICK. See kids, plastic surgery KILLS faces! Now his plan to become Faye Dunnaway has been foiled! Damn those surgeons.

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When these pictures of Tyra Banks hit the internet, everyone was shocked to see how chunky homegirl got. Tyra Banks spoke out about her extra chunk. She confessed that she's 5'10" and 160lbs, 30lbs heavier than her Sports Illustrated days.

She said, "I still feel hot, but every day is different. It's when I put on the jeans that used to fit a year ago and don't fit now and give me the muffin top, that's when I say, 'Damn!' "

Tyra is ok with her weight and says throughout her career she's always gone up and down. "I've made millions of dollars with the body I have, so where's the pain in that? If I was in pain, I would have dieted. The pain is not there – the pain is someone printing a picture of me and saying those (horrible) things."

She must have lost weight since those pictures were taken, because she was straight-up fat then. She's not as bad now, but I bet that if she lost the wig she'd also lose a good 25lbs.

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