Above is a picture that should be illegal. It was taken from ParisExposed.com and is a picture of Cisco Adler and his saggy ballsack. I mean those things look like two dried up prunes. You can see the NSFW version after the jump, but I'm not recommending it. Seriously, if you die...it's not my fault.

Anyway, speaking of ParisExposed. When this site first launched, my initial reaction was that Paris had something to do with it. I guessed that she probably leaked all this stuff herself to make some more money.

Paris' lawyers claim they will file a civil suit today to shut down the domain. Joe Francis who is also featured in tapes and photographs is also considering legal action. Paris is also seeking legal action for leaking her medical records which states she takes Valtrex for herpes. DUH.

Something isn't quite right, though. Sources say that Paris actually owns the rights to the videos and photographs. They claim that Paris edited the videos to remove any sex acts and then leaked them. They claim she is profiting financially.

DUH! Of course she's profiting. Paris would easily sell photos of her friends, her own vagina, anything to make a little extra cash. That's why I haven't paid to get into this site, because I don't want that ho to see a dime from me!

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The SAG Awards are really boring fashionwise. Usually, people play it safe and don't try anything too unique. Reese Witherspoon, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett, Helen Mirren, Jennifer Hudson and Ellen Pompeo pretty much kept it low-key. To me Anne Hathaway looked the hottest. She knows how to wear a dress. Ellen Pompeo still looks like Michael Jackson's skeleton in drag. I mean...somebody tell her that looking like a wet cat is not hot! Helen Mirren is ageless....

Did producers of the red carpet portion of the SAG Awards offer a million dollars to any couple that kissed? I mean, keep it in the limo or the bathroom! Anyway, Teri Snatcher brought her new boyfriend, Stephen Kay to the event. As Cher from Clueless would say "She's a full on Monet."

In the past I have gone on and on about how much I hate Rachel McAdam's pink streak. It's actually growing on me, because I think at last night's SAG Awards she finally wore it in a modern way. Either that or it's just fading and she's too lazy to get it done. No, it's not for a movie role...she said that she just wanted to do it.

Rachel escorted boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, to last night's awards where he was nominated. They make a pretty cute couple. So cute that it makes me want to puke all over her pink hair to make it blonde again. Chunky blonde lowlights!

Demi Moore channeled Courtney Cox at last night's SAG Awards. Demi brought along Ashton Kutcher where she was up for an award with the cast of Bobby. Demi looks hot for a woman of 60, but Ashton looks beat down. What happened the night before that has all these men looking straight-up rough?! I know it wasn't sex with their chicks. I'm guessing all the husband's had a huge gang bang. That's the only scenario I could come up with.

Last night was the SAG Awards which is basically just another boring awards show, but this is where the actors salute each other. Eva LongWHORIA came, because she goes to every single event. She even showed up to my dog's 4th Birthday party. Anyway, she dragged her hotness, Tony Parker along. She looks like a douche and he looks like he can't stand her stupid ass. Ok, he doesn't look like that....but you know he's thinking it. He also looks like he's been up all night with a gaggle of strippers and coke.

Nicolette Sheridan wants his ass and probably has had that.

The female mannequin dispenses Bloody Maries. - Randi

Runner-ups:

Lindsay Lohan’s dream man. - Amalia

Kim Kardashian’s German tour is a huge success!!! - LSquared

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Angelica Huston

Oprah Winfrey (53)
Andrew Keegan (28)
Sara Gilbert (32)
Heather Graham (37)
Thomas Jane (38)
Edward Burns (39)
Greg Louganis (47)
Terry Kinney (53)
Ann Jillian (57)
Tom Selleck (62)
Katharine Ross (67)
John Forsythe (89)

Thanks to Jade Goody, Shilpa Shetty has won herself 100,000 pounds and the title of winner of Celebrity Big Brother. She was the favorite to win going into tonight's finale due to the racist slurs that were used against her while in the house. Goody, Danielle Lloyd and Jo O'Meara were jealous of her ass and said things about her ethnic background and accent. Their remarks created an International scandal with Goody receiving death threats.

Apparently, film offers from around the world are pouring in for Shilpa.

She also beat out American performer, Jermaine Jackson and Dirk Benedict.

Shilpa should now buy Jade Goody a pig dinner for helping her win!

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