Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie covered their situations up for dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills last night. They probably wanted to look all smart and conservative after photos of their asses (literally) are everywhere thanks to ParisExposed.com

Paris looks like a porn star playing a secretary and Nicole Richie looks like an Easter vase. Stick some tulips up her ass and voila!

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Ex-Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, was fired after raunchy pictures of her acting like a straight-up in a bar hit the internet. Don't worry about her though. She bounced back by winning another title! Katie Rees is now the official Miss JET Las Vegas of JET nightclub at the Mirage Hotel. Ahahahaah! Queen of the nightclub! Her dreams have finally come true.

I'm thinking, Miss Blow Job Queen of 2007 isn't far off!

Miss USA, Tara Conner, is out of rehab and ready to party! Unfortunately, the Trump organization want to keep an eye on the boozy lass. Tara will move out of the Trump Place apartment in NYC she shares with Miss Teen USA and Miss Universe to a bigger pad uptown complete with a private chaperone. Sources in the Trump organization claim that Tara is being watched hardcore and also isn't allowed to go to bars or nightclubs.

A rep for the Miss USA organization said, "Plans to move to a bigger apartment with a chaperone have been in the works for months, and Tara is free to go wherever she wants."

Party at beauty queen's! You know her new apartment has a wet bar, stripper poll, jacuzzi in the living room and plastic sheets. They don't give a damn if she's a coke sniffing, pussy giving, blow job blowing hooker...they just want her to keep it on the down low.

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Britney Spears' new man, Isaac Cohen, agrees with the world and thinks she should cover up that coochie. Reportedly, Isaac has bought Brit panties for every day of the week. He was spotted at La Bra in Beverly Hills buying his on-and-off again girlfriend a Valentine's Day gift.

He bought her 7 panties and a $358 La Perla tuxedo shirt.

He wasted his money. Britney would've been happy with a big gulp and 7 panties from the Salvation Army.

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Paris Hilton filed a lawsuit in federal court yesterday against ParisExposed.com, the website that posted nude videos, nude photos, diaries, her prescription for Valtrex and other skanky items. The owner of the items was able to purchase them at auction when Paris failed to pay a storage unit bill where the items were kept.

In the lawsuit, Paris claims that a storage company failed to pay the bill. The lawsuit alleges that defendants Nabil and Nabila Haniss of Culver City, Calif., paid $2,775 for Hilton's items and then sold them for $10 million to entrepreneur Bardia Persa, creator of ParisExposed.com.

$10 million for a bunch of used pussy?! Damn, that sucker paid $9,999,999 too much. Paris is afraid that documents on the site which have private information could be used to stalk her or steal her identity.

She said, "I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' (sic) private personal belongings for commercial gain." Paris wants the site shut down and her private items returned to her.

The owners of the website had no comment.

Strangely enough, ParisExposed.com was down for most of the day yesterday with some reports saying it was hacked.

My question is, we knew about this website months ago. Why didn't Paris try to buy her items back if she was so worried about things getting leaked? Methinks idiot knew what was going on and is apart of it. She's "faux suing" them to make it look like she's innocent. She could've easily stopped the website from going up.

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With the cancellation of his saturday morning cartoon, Garfield has fallen on hard times and is now doing internet webcam pornogrpahy. It is also rumored that Odie has fallen into a pit of drug and alcohol abuse. - CBurke

Runner-up:

Wow, PETA has really taken this “Fur is Murder” campaign too far! - rumla1978

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Audrina Partridge from The Hills

Christian Bale (33)
Wilmer Valderrama (27)
Norbert Leo Butz (40)
Jody Watley (48)
Brett Butler (49)
Charles S. Dutton (56)
Phil Collins (56)
Dick Cheney (66)
Vanessa Redgrave (70)
Gene Hackman (77)

Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe will soon begin his role in the London production of Equus. Harry will play a boy who has issues with horses and likes blinds them or something. No, horse/boy sex does not occur. Harry does have to get all naked though. He also needs a tan. He's like the same shade of white as the horse! I'd hit it. Wait, is he legal? I am not about to go to jail for Harry Potter.

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Early yesterday morning, Diddy was caught by cameras escorting Sienna Miller home after a night of partying. Diddy apparently saw the cameras across the street and sent his bodyguard over to get the film. Diddy and Sienna partied together at Sundance last week (above). Sienna has recently been leaked to Josh Hartnett.

Diddy's girlfriend, Kim Porter, recently had their twins.

BUSTED! They belong together. Both are sleazy buckets of straight-up oil. They slip and slide on each other like a greasy ballet.

Visit TMZ to see the video of Diddy getting caught