According to Star Magazine, KFed has turned down an offer from Britney Spears to settle their divorce for a whopping $25 million. Sources say that it isn't about money for KFed, but about love for his two sons. HA!

The source said, “Kevin says that Britney offered him $10 million to walk away from their marriage and to relinquish custody of their kids, but he just laughed. Then she came back with $20 million which he turned down too. Now he says she’s offering a whopping $25 million, and that’s her final offer. He told her to take a hike! He loves his two little boys, and there’s no way he’s going to disappear from their lives.”

Riddle me this....if it isn't about the dough why doesn't KFed just tell her doesn't want a red cent but he wants to share custody of their two kids? That's what I thought. It's about the cash which is a shame, cause he's just gonna smoke that up in a year.

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ParisExposed.com is seriously the greatest website that has ever been created. It needs to win the Nobel Prize. Here's a little video of a drunken and most likely high, Paris Hilton, being videotaped by Nicky Hilton singing some racist song to the tune of "We Are a Family." Yup, she talks about Jews, Japs and Blacks. Lovely. She also tries to dirty dance with some dude (who is most likely gay), but her dancing looks more like a skanky cat trying to get the fleas off his coat.

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Miss USA, Tara Connor, is slowly fessing up to being a drunken, coke sniffing whore. In an interview with Matt Lauer set to air on "The Today Show" tomorrow, Tara will come clean about the snow.

She admits to sniffing coke, taking antidepressants and others drugs.

She said, "I've tried several different things. But, you know, it's always the same effect. The more that I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself. It's not healthy for my recovery to sit here and hold things back."

She snorted coke off her own chest? Spoken like a true cokewhore. I'm guessing she was high as a kite too when she took this picture last year with Axl Rose. I'd need more than a 8ball to get through that 10-seconds of posing.

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People Magazine got a quick interview with Jennifer Aniston to allow her ass to tell her side of the nose job rumors and if she's going to play tonsil hockey with Courtney Cox on the season finale of Dirt.

People: You guest-star on the season finale of Dirt as a lesbian. What was it like working with Courteney again?
Aniston: We had a ball. It was completely fun. I forgot just how much fun we have together in the work world.

People: So what about that kiss between you and Courteney? It was touted as a passionate lip-lock.
Aniston: It's a good-bye kiss. I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it.

People: Did you two laugh when it became such a big deal?
Aniston: Of course! I think I won a bet. I told Courteney, "How many days will it take to come out? 'Lesbian kiss! Lip-lock!' " It was a record: about a week.

People: Currently the tabs are having a field day over rumors about plastic surgery – your nose, your boobs. What's going on?
Aniston: (Laughs) It's funny. I had [a deviated septum] fixed – best thing I ever did. I slept like a baby for the first time in years. As far as all the other [rumors], as boring as it sounds, it's still mine. All of it. Still mine.

People: They're still gonna run before and after pictures ...
Aniston: Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don't know what else to do. I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.

People: What gives you the most joy right now?
Aniston: Beginning a new day. When you see what else is going on on the planet, it's pretty hard not to go, "Wow, thank you."

Lies! Lies! Lies! Yeaaaah! Why doesn't Aniston just come clean about having her schnoze fixed. She should've just pulled a Cameron Diaz and broke it in a "surfing accident" and then go get it fixed. Voila!

I'm also happy to hear she's not going down on Monica anytime soon. I don't think my DVR is capable of being reduced to record that.

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen came out from their troll cave to celebrate the DVD release of "Farce of the Penguins" which is directed by their Full House daddy, Bob Saget. Has their head of hair felt the cleanliness of shampoo at all in 2007? I think not. There's enough grease up in there to put in a pan and fry up some bananas. Delicious! You know Saget wants to hit it.

Why do celebrities even need to go through hair and make-up for photoshoots anymore? I mean they seriously don't need them there anymore. They need to just take one of their childhood photos and put on the body of some model. That's what it looks like they did to Gwen Stefani for UK Elle. There is not one wrinkle on her face. She looks more like a doll than a human.

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Star Magazine is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel hooked up before they were spotted flirting at a Golden Globes party. Justin apparently invited Jessica to join him on tour in San Diego on January 8th, just a few days before the GGs. Jessica also joined Justin at Sundance where he was promoting "Black Snake Moan." Friends close to Justin say that he's had his eye on her for awhile.

The source said, "I've heard him say a million times that he thinks she's the sexiest girl out there."

Jessica will also join Justin on tour this Spring to be closer to him.

Biel better watch her ass, because you know Cameron Diaz has bought a vodoo doll and is conducting some black magic crap on her ass! That being said, Biel and Timberlake make a cute....boring...but cute couple.

Paris Hiltons OB-GYN prepares for another regular check-up of the heiress. - rumla1978

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