Gong Li is Perfection

Chinese superstar, Gong Li, has been making a splash in American cinema for the past couple of years. In addition to roles in Memoirs of a Geisha and Miami Vice, Gong stars in Hannibal Rising. I'm sure this movie sucks hardcore, but Gong Li is truly the hotness. Look at her...perfect. Yes, the dress is a little Bride of Wildenstein, but I won't hold that against her.
Here's Gong at last night's Hannibal Rising premiere in NYC.
You Know This Thing Will Kill You In Your Sleep
This Japanese commercial above featuring a robotic cat is truly creepy. Have any of you seen Cat's Eye? I bet you that's what this cat is trained to do. Frightening.
Douchebag

Jeremy Piven has an answer to why he's 41 and single. He told Playboy Magazine, "I'd love to have a girlfriend - if I weren't gay. That's right, I'm gay! I'm gayer than Liberace in 1972."
He also played modest when asked why he went out so much. "At the moment, I happen to be the motherfucking pretty girl . . . The pretty girl who goes to the hot spot sure does look like she goes out all the time, right?"
Maybe he's single cause he's a major league douche? Yeah, that's the ticket. He also probably has problems getting the peen up. You know he's the type to cry when his dick ain't working.
Public Indecency!

Mandy Moore and DJ Am confirmed rumors that they are dating yesterday by kissing after breakfast in Los Angeles. Mandy said recently that she didn't like dating in the public eye. Obviously, she doesn't mind it either. They are cute, boring, but cute. I seriously don't know what chicks find in him, but hey....young love is beautiful. Excuse me while I chuck up my morning Krispy Kreme.
Guess the Ho?

UPDATE - After the jump see the ho behind the smile. Congrats to lasuka for being the first to get it right.

Let's Hope It's For Good

Kate Moss has apparently dumped Pete Doherty for the 2,345,678th time, because of this video showing Petey shooting up in Thailand days after his "faux ceremony" to Kate. She has been going to rehab meeting with Petey in London to try and help him clean up his act for good. A source said, “Kate is understandably livid about these pictures. That they were taken just two days after their special commitment ceremony simply adds insult to injury.”
Um...homegirl needs rehab herself. Rehab for being addicted to Doherty dick! Bitch is so dickmatized it isn't even funny.
The "Who Cares?" News

CoCo will fix all your problems - INO
Isaiah Washington returns to work - Mollygood
The final Harry Potter book gets a release date - SOW
Tori Spelling gets her hair dyed while pregnant - ICYDK
Taco Bell wants KFed - Defamer
Ilan Hall wins Top Chef ending a boring season - Reality Blurred
Banged

I still love Mena Suvari even though her bangs are just aching for a tango with a pair of scissors. She's hiding her fivehead, but she should be proud of it. It's the center of everything. Mena's fivehead can cure all. Here she is with that stupid ho, Rachael Ray.
Marcheline's Wish to Angelina

Marcheline Bertrand, mother of Angelina Jolie, passed away in Los Angeles on January 27th. Before she passed a source says that Marcheline asked Angelina to marry Brad Pitt. She also spent several moments with Brad before she passed.
The source said, "Marcheline was heavily medicated, but she was conscious for a lot of the time. Marcheline asked Brad to take care of Angelina and the kids. She spent the most time with Angelina — she told Angelina that her dying wish was for her to marry Brad."
Brad has said in the past there are no plans for them to get married, but this could all change if this little rumor is true.
The Idol Mafia is So Going After Her Ass

Jennifer Hudson has slammed the show that made her a household name. The Oscar-nominee and American Idol star has said the show is "abusive."
She told Essence Magazine, "On American Idol, you go through this mental thing; you've got to get yourself back together. You've been abused, misled and brainwashed to believe whatever they want you to think. You become a character – I became the girl in the turkey wrapping. I just knew I had to sing my way out of it. I don't believe in looking back, and I didn't look back."
Hey she's totally right, but she better watch her ass. Kelly Clarkson said the same thing, but you know if it wasn't for Idol they wouldn't be where they are today.

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