What's wrong with Cameron Diaz's face? Stoooonnnneeed and orange. Cameron met up with Drew Barrymore in NYC last night.

Kiki Dunst came out of a NYC restaurant on Saturday looking drunk and looking 50. Talbots anyone?

Why does Andy Dick keep trying to prove he's into chicks? While on the Jimmy Kimmel show, Andy Vagina was thrown off the set after he wouldn't stop touching Ivanka Trump. She probably has warts on the leg now. I mean, she doesn't have a dick Andy! He needs to stop pretending he likes to lick the cat.

Kim Kardashian is a damn slut of a liar. She swore that a sex tape she made with Brandy's brother, Ray-J, did not exist. She's singing a different tune. She's now saying there are tapes, but that she isn't involved in selling them.

She said, "Have there been tapes? Maybe, yes. But are they for sale? No. Not for sale. That's our business."

There have been multiple reports that Kim is involved is selling the tape hoping to make some cash. SugarDVD and Joe Francis have been names rumored to be interested in buying the tape.

She went on to say, "I'm not poor; I'm not desperate. I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I have two successful businesses, and I don't need the money."

Of course it's not about the money. Kim saw how Paris Hilton became an overnight celebrity due to sucking dick on camera. I think she wants a piece of that. The tape is also said to feature Kim and Ray-J performing a little water sports. Golden showers y'all!!!

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Farrah Fawcett recently was told by her doctors that she's cancer free! How did her ex-husband, Ryan O'Neal celebrate? He got into a fist fight with his son, Griffin! During the fight at Ryan's Malibu home, a gun was fired by Ryan. Sources say that Griffin's friend sustained some kind of injuries and was taken to the hospital.

Ryan was arrested yesterday morning and booked on charges of assault with a deadly weapon and negligent discharge of a firearm. He was released after he posted $50,000 bail.

Damn even rich people get hillbilly? Fighting with guns? That sounds like something KFed and Britney would do.

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Beyonce Knowles is gearing up to start heavily promoting her album, B'Day, even though it's been out for awhile. Beyonce is apparently trying to save money by making her backup dancers pay for their own flights from New York to Los Angeles. They are also only being paid a measely $400 per video even though Beyonce is making millions. They aren't complaining, because if they do they will be out of a job.

A source said, "They were told that they couldn't call their agents and that if they didn't agree, they would not be hired."

Hey, it takes a lot of money to look that manly. Methinks this is the work of Papa Knowles. Beyonce probably has nothing to do with it and I know how he rolls. He needs to take up company with Papa Joe for real.

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Age: ?
Birthday: ?
Birth Name: Audrina Partridge

Original Date of HS of the Day: January 30, 2007
Claim to Fame: Lauren & Heidi's neighbor on the MTV show "The Hills"

Where is she now? Working at Epic and still a cast member on "The Hills"
Why is she HS of the Week? Honestly, I don't know? No...she's my favorite girl on that show, because you can literally see sentences being formed extremely slowly while she talks. I'm surprised she even can put sentences together!

This is a video taken from Ludacris' New Year's Eve party this year. Yeah, it's old but there's nothing more entertaining than a drunken, bear-woman aka Serena Williams getting her dance on. Dlisted commenter Snoopy once said that Paris Hilton's dancing looks like a wookie trying to get a nut. The same analogy could also be used here.

Thanks Marcus

Her fake eyelash is about to come falling off! Pull it together Victoria Silvstedt! Can't your nasty ass sugar daddy invest a little super glue? Victoria attended the Ocean Drive Super Bowl party last night and I think she thought "super bowl" was going to involve smoking a lot of weed. I think she was a wee bit disappointed.

JLo and Skeletor performed at a Super Bowl and Ocean Magazine party last night in Miami. This is making me really uncomfortable. They seriously need to keep their "canoodling" to themselves and by themselves I mean locked in a basement 90-feet under. Thank God pictures can't sing or else my ears would be bleeding. JLo live sounds like a hyenia getting anally assaulted with a splintery broomstick.