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Tyra, Tyra, Tyra....now you wonder why people make fun of your FAT ASS. Well, it's because you show up to parties looking like Stevie Nicks on crack. Tyra looked like a straight-up at H.A.M at Clive Davis' party for the Grammy Awards last night. I think there's more hair on her eyes than in her weave. MESS.
Xtina needs to stop!!!! She dresses like she's going to a 40s-themed murder mystery dinner! Come to 2007 sweetie....it isn't hard!
Ashlee Simpson spent a lot of time and money getting her face fixed, but chose to ignore her avalanche chin. I mean that thing makes Jay Leno's look like an ant farm. That being said, she's slowly becoming the hotter Simpson sister. There's something seriously wrong in this world when things like this happen.
Below is Vanessa Manillafolders with some douche and the hotness that is Rihanna. She really can do no wrong.
Ellen Degeneres was the tuna in a lesbo sandwich with Pink and Portia de Rossi being the bread. The three joined lesbo-superforces at last night's pre-Grammy party given by Clive Davis. Vaginas everywhere are just blowing up at the sight of this picture.
This is truly a WTF moment? TMZ claims this is a 100% authentic picture of Anna Nicole Smith's fridge taken after she passed away. The ice box which was located in her Bahamas bedroom contained Methadone, tons of Slimfast, Trimspa, Miracle 2000, Worcester sauce, yogurt, spray butter and several vials used for injecting medicine.
All those ingredients mixed together would make a delicious shake! The methadone will bring out in an interesting texture and the worcester sauce will give it that ting it needs! I say the yogurt is the one that killed her.
I'm sure Lindsay Lohan's fridge looks exactly the same!
Birthday: May 30, 1981
Birth Name: Remy K. Smith
Original Date of HS of the Day: February 8, 2007
Claim to Fame: Female rapper from the Bronx who came to fame as a member of the Terror Squad.
Where is she now? Creating an all-female rap superstar group with Jacki-O and Shawnna.
Why is she HS of the Week? Three words: HOT ASS MESS
I am playing a lead role in a new ABC show called Footballers' Wives. I heard about it weeks ago but refused to go in on it because A) I don't like football and B) I don't play “wives”!
Never say never, eh? For the past couple of months I was having to hang up on Marissa and Eric who were desperate for me to do it. "She's an I-D-I-O-T!!!" they bitched behind my back.
Their other best friend, Marco Penette, the show's producer, and Mike McDonald, show executive and Rob's colleague from Herc and Xena, days both rang me and demanded I come in and at least try the role on for size. I did and I guess it fit pretty good because five minutes after leavng the Network, I had the job. I hadn't even fired up up the P-Bird in the parking lot.
Now Marissa is doing a little jig and they are trying to find the right guy to play my husband. Someone big, stoopid and vulnerable, please!
I am a little bewildered as to how this all came about. It has dropped out of the sky on me with all the subtlety of a falling refrigerator.
Oh, well. Clearly, I am not in control of this bus. Just riding it to the end.
We'll see what happens.
Sources say Xena aka Lucy will play Tanya Turner, the head wife and head crazy bitch of the show. Personally, I sort of see it. I think that there's a lot to Lucy people can't see...like a DICK! Just kidding. I'm sure these hos sort of know what they are doing. I feel so close to Tanya since we're both crazy, cunty, gold digging sluts! That being said, I pray Bryan Singer knows what he's doing.
ET's Mark Steines was with Howard K. Stern when he reunited with Dannielynn Hope in the Bahamas. Mark said he had planned to see Howard and Anna Nicole Smith in 2 weeks for their official wedding. Howard is in the Bahamas to "protect" Dani and keep her away from Anna's mother, Vergie Arthur. Vergie is there to see if she can bring Dani back home with her to Texas. Anna has said in the past that she wishes to never see her mother again.
Mark said, "Howard, in tears, at times unable to speak, shares with me that his daughter is the light helping him go on. As the plane lifts above the clouds, Howard thinks of those his precious Anna Nicole left behind. In a voice barely heard above the din of the jet engines he tells me, 'I want her friends to pray that Anna Nicole is safe, happy and with Daniel.' After the plane touches down in the Bahamas, watching Howard hold Dannielynn for the first time since her mother's death is heart wrenching. With tears rolling down his face he reveals the depth of his pain: 'I wouldn't be here now, but I had to get back to Dannielynn. I held her in my arms and couldn't believe her mom is gone. I know Anna loved her more than anything in the world.'"
ET has been with Anna and Howard through all the scandals even showing her c-section on National TV. Howard has invited the entertainment show into his home and ET will air interviews with him all week. I wonder how much they had to pay for that?
Poor Danni doesn't really have anybody does she? Now that she's possibly worth a boat load, everyone's trying to get a piece. Howard is a nut job, Vergie Arthur wants dough, Larry B also wants dough, Prince Douchebag wants fame and ugh.... I think Sugarpie and Kimmy should share custody.
Whitney Houston made a rare appearance out last night at Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party in Los Angeles. Besides the Medusa-like wig, homegirl looks hot. She has the breasts in check and looks pretty happy. I'm rooting for her to keep on track, get the voice in check and stage a brilliant comeback. She just needs to make sure she stays away from the pipe, for real.
A Quantas stewardess may find her ass in an unemployment line after getting frisky with Ralph FineASS during her shift. The 38-year-old was suspended after co-workers saw her leave the bathroom seconds after Ralph during a long flight from Australia to India.
The stewardHO in question, Lisa Robertson said, "While conversing with Mr Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet. I went to the nearby toilet and entered it, he followed me and entered the same toilet. I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr Fiennes became amorous towards me and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did. I left the toilet a short time later."
LIAR! Who could resist that hunk of man? I'd be happy to get fired from my job for a quick prostate tickle with that hotness. She needs to stop lying and give it up like she gave it up to Ralph. There's nothing wrong with a little sexy time on the job.