Aniston boobies - IDLYITW

Michelle Rodriguez gets eloquent about community service - Mollygood

Xtina in Maxim - Hollywood Tuna

The Police announce a world tour - SOW

Justin Timberlake was too hungover sick to perform for Clive Davis - ASL

Blohan is still alive and still in rehab in case you cared - Hollywood Rag

A Grammy Awards mega-picture-post - Egotastic!

MK Olsen looks so uncomfortable - Popsugar

Whitney and Bobby B reunite - Just Jared

The story of Derrick "hands" Wilson - Cityrag

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I know many of you will sell the tip of your clit for a little Jake Gyllenhaal, so here he is at the BAFTAS in London last night. Helen Mirren, Forrest Whitaker, Jennifer Hudson and Alan Arkin all picked up awards.

Britney Spears loves to party. We all know this. You would've thought that with the whole ANS tragedy would keep her down for a good minute. Nope. Homegirl was out in full force on Saturday night in NYC. She partied at Tenjune until 3:30am and her bodyguard shielded her from the paps. They couldn't shield the fact that her SUV was covered in puke. Some saying Brit Brit had one too many screwdrivers and probably let it rip all over her ride.

She was also spotted at Club One chatting up the go-go dancers in this hot ensemble. Lesbian orgy anyone? That red dress is like 5 sizes to small for her ass. Ten pounds of sugar in a five pound sack!

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Why are Bai Ling's nipples wet? I don't think I want to know the answer. She slipped one last night at an art exhibit in Berlin. Bai was pure...Bai...as she posed on absolutely any kind of object. That necklace is so FUG! I think she got it on Amazon's Paris Hilton collection.

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I'm usually not a fan of JLo's overall look, but at the Madrid call for "Bordertown" she looked the hotness. Those shoes are beyond and she actually looks youthful. It's probably because Skeletor isn't by her side sucking every bit of life out of her.

Now "Bordertown" is about...oh who cares it's going to suck anyway! I mean, homegirl can't make a good movie. I'm just saying!

Howard K. Stern gave an interview to Entertainment Tonight and The Insider one day after ANS's passing. It has been reported that he was paid for this interview. Both entertainment shows plan a week long of Howard interviews.

I'm not one to judge...ok yes I am...but he looks like he's on all sorts of crazy pills. I mean, he looks like he's on the verge of laughing! I'm sure he was crazy in love with ANS, but it was probably more obsession than love. Everyone in her life is using this tragic event to whore themselves out. Howard is no different. He's a shady one!

Where's KIMMY?!!!! We need to hear her side of all this madness!

Did ANS use sex to gain permanent residency in the Bahamas? - TMZ

ANS may have died from complications due to plastic surgery - ICYDK

Dannielynn Hope's last footage with her mother - ONTD

Thieves hit ANS's Bahamas home - Access Hollywood

Worst blind item of all-time - Jossip

eBay burns up with ANS memorabilia - Monsters & Critics

I am kind of shocked! I thought Norbit was going to tank at the box office. Nope! It brought in an amazing $33.7 million to score the top spot. It also proved that fat suits equal box office gold. Big Momma's House 1 and 2, Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion and The Nutty Professor all opened above $20 million.

So all you gotta do is put on a fat suit and you'll be guaranteed a winner!

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Lily Allen was brought up with money and privilege, but claims she didn't get much love from her parents. Lily's parents were successful in their own right. Her father Keith Allen is a musician and her mother is a film producer. They were so involved in their own lives they didn't have much time for poor Lily.

She said, "I probably did lack the tender loving care that most kids get if their mum's at home all the time. I suppose, all I wanted was for someone to give me a big hug but that never really came. I feel like I've dealt with a lot of emotional s**t people don't deal with until their twenties or thirties and I am on my way of figuring out happiness."

I know...who really cares right? I'm just stalling on Anna Nicole news. I'm so over it, so I had to write something. Lily, you're loved now. Ok, that was that.

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He has been dubbed "The Fidel Castro" of "American Idol." Sean Michel auditioned in Memphis and proved you shouldn't judge a book by its cover when he blew everyone away with his version of Johnny Cash's "God's Gonna Cut You Down." It's now been reported that he was eliminated in the Hollywood round of the reality show after he refused to cut his hair and shave his beard.

Sean was unable to discuss this matter due to his confidentiality agreement, but he confirmed that he hasn't shaved his beard or cut his hair.

I wouldn't be surprised. This show is mostly about image. They say they want people that are different, but it boils down to what you look like or what they can market you as. Yes, Taylor Hicks was different but he was dubbed "the George Clooney" even though he looked nothing like him.

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