Chyna Doll basically broke down on Larry King last night talking about Anna Nicole Smith. The two worked together on "Illegal Aliens." The movie is most likely a piece of crap and is about aliens on earth. Um...it looks like a low-rent "Earth Girls are Easy" and trust me that's hard to do. The film was due to be released in April, but that may not happen.
Chyna got into a fight with Mrs. Trimspa (wife of CEO of Trimspa) on Larry King last night over her sincerity. Mrs. Trimspa called Chyna a "stalker" and said she's using Anna's death to get her own publicity. Um...what is Mrs. Trimspa doing?
Above is the trailer of this masterpiece that may never see the light of day and it probably shouldn't. It's a piece of crap! Oh and Chyna needs to stick Gitte Nielsen's clit in her mouth and shut it!
Zac Posen's front row last night looked like an average night at The Ivy. Nicole Richie, Joel Madden, Rihanna and Rachel Bilson all attended. They all looked hot. Normal. Blah, blah blah.
Rachel's red lipstick is blinding me!
Rosie O'Donnell updated her blog with a simple haiku.
CLAIM: SMITH CHOKED ON HER OWN VOMIT…
CBS: Investigators found illegal narcotics, prescription meds in room…
Mother Blames Drugs…
Lawyer vows no DNA sample…
Battle Over $1.6 Billion Fortune Brewing…
Autopsy to Be Performed…
She Died Like Marilyn…
Final Footage Sells for Over $500,000…
Rosie Rants On Anna Nicole — Hours Before Her Death…
I was hoping to see Rosie's response on "The View" today, but it's a previously recorded episode. Damn! This is probably Rosie's response to her rant yesterday on Anna in the morning. Yeah Rosie has a big fat mouth, but I said bad things about Anna hours before she died. Do I feel guilty? No. How was I to know and how was Rosie to know? However, if the Trump keels over tomorrow...we will know Rosie's true powers!
UPDATE - Thanks to all who just e-mailed me that these are the headlines from this morning's Drudge Report. Hopefully homegirl will talk about it on Monday's The View.
Hugh Grant has said that animals are extremely sexually attracted to him. He said that whenever he's around a dog, they get the sudden urge to hump his leg.
"I used to play football in a park in front of my house but I had to give it up because every time I bent over to do up my shoelaces there was a stray dog called Sandy that used to try to mate with me." Hugh also had to tell his girlfriend, Jemima Khan, to get rid of her dog. It would not stop trying to have sexytime with him. Dogs aren't the only ones feeling the Hugh. During a film, a bear cub also tried to get nasty with Hugh.
I'm going to tear you away from Anna Nicole Smith coverage for a quick minute to tell you about Anna Wintour's fashion week stunt. Yesterday, I posted about Elisabeta and Nicolae Petrescu, two siblings that claimed they were super-rich socialites from Romania. The pair have been doing the fashion week rounds with a fat cat in tow.
Fashion line, Trovata, devised the entire stunt. They hired two L.A. based actors, gave them a cat and threw them into the Bryant Park tents. Anna Wintour helped Trovata by making believe she knew the two. She air-kissed them in front of the media. She saw the stunt as a "different kind of fashion show."
A source said, "They just walked around, got photographed, and kept people talking." The pair made sure not to lie to the press.
That ANNA! Next thing you know she's going to make Justin Timberlake cry by telling him she's with the IRS and must collect all his valuables!
Larry Birkhead updated his website this morning with a statement about the death of Anna Nicole Smith. It reads:
Chance brought us together, our love
couldn't keep us apart. We loved, we
laughed, we shared a connection that
couldn't be broken, regardless of the
challenges. I loved her in life and I will
love her long after.
Our daughter, Dannielynn is a constant
reminder of the love we shared and the
life that we desired.
My heart is broken, my tears are
endless. She called me her angel, I
called her my sweet potato, and every
night before we went to sleep, she
made me say to her...........
"GOODNIGHT MY SWEET ANNA BABY"
Larry's lawyer, Debra Opri told TMZ that an emergency court hearing was called this morning to ask a judge that Anna's DNA be tested before her body is released. She said, "there is no known biological father at this point in time. Larry has been prevented from giving a DNA sample, Howard K. Stern has refused to give a DNA sample."
She also thinks that Anna's mother, Virgie Arthur, be granted temporary custody of Dannielynn Hope. Dannielynn is currently in the Bahamas. Anna was estranged from her mother and said in the past that she will never forgive or speak to her again.
UPDATE - A Judge refused Birkhead's request of DNA testing on Anna, but ordered that her body be preserved until a hearing on February 20th.
It hasn't even been 24-hours since the death of Anna Nicole Smith and details are pouring in. Access Hollywood is reporting that a credible source close to Anna's nurse said that Anna appeared to have choked on her own vomit. The source claims that she took a children's sedative earlier in the day and kept passing out. She went to take a nap and a couple of hours later the nurse found her, already dead.
WCBS is reporting that the police have found some sort of illegal narcotics as well as prescription medications in Anna's hotel room. An autopsy is current underway, but it could take weeks before results are revealed.
The video receiving CPR has already been leaked to the internet. The video shows Anna on a stretcher getting medical attention from paramedics. The video has apparently been sold by Splash News for a staggering $500,000 to Entertainment Tonight. Splash won't show the video until Tuesday, but it has already leaked. I won't link it here, but you can easily find it I'm sure.
Furthermore, today will be a true test on how many different photos of Anna I can find!
Several of you have e-mailed this theory and now Janet Charlton is reporting that she's heard the same thing. Sources say that a judge's recent decision demanding that a DNA test be performed on Danielynn Hope took a toll on Anna Nicole Smith. When she arrived at the Hard Rock Casino in Florida, she was out of it and slurring her words. Sources speculate that her daughter's real father is neither Larry Birkhead or Howard K. Stern. Several suspect that Anna's deceased son, Daniel Smith, could be the real father.
Sources also speculate that Anna didn't want this to be revealed, so she killed herself. Yes, this is VERY far fetched but this whole saga is extremely far fetched. The speculation goes as far to say that Howard had something to do with Daniel's death, because he knew he was the real father. But how was Howard to know that Larry Birkhead was going to challenge the paternity of Danielynn? I'm sure hundreds of stories like this are going to surface. Drama.
Just like most people, I trashed Anna Nicole Smith left and right. I probably have said in the past that she was going to OD eventually. Yesterday morning I even said terrible things about her being a pill popper and freak. So....why am I so sad? People die everyday. People die for our country everyday. I don't understand why it feels like a relative died? Is this wrong? I'm obviously not alone, because I've received hundreds of e-mails from you guys mourning Anna and several TV stations are devoting hours and hours to her. Yes, this is a tragedy...but tragedies happen every single day.
I do feel very guilty that I feel this way over Anna Nicole Smith, but I don't feel this way when I turn on CNN and see how many soldiers are dying in wars. I simply change the channel and move on, but Anna Nicole dies and my eyes and ears are glued to the TV and I'm scouring the internet for any piece of information I can find. Why don't I feel this way over things that really matter?
Maybe it's the scandal of it all? Anyway, there's more rant. It's not meant to mean anything. I know it sounds kind of sick, but methinks this is the way Anna would want to go. Still young and still beautiful...a legend.
Anyways, let the hours and hours of Anna Nicole Smith coverage continue. One last question? Where's SUGARPIE??????