Jenna Elfman and her elf husband came out to support fellow-crazy, John Travolta, at the Wild Hogs premiere last night. Um...who is going to see that crap besides Midwestern grandmas? Jenna is knocked up and I never get when dude's kiss the belly in public. Is that just for show? Can't they do that nastiness in the privacy of their own planet? I wish that alien baby would've broke through and grabbed his head.

Ryan Phillipe spent some qt with his kids, Ava and Deacon, in Santa Monica the other day. I don't think I've ever seen Deacon. He looks like a frog which is cute. Ryan looks like a bum. Someone give him some change. Source

American Idol executive producer, Nigel Lythgoe, said that Antonella Barba won't be disqualified for pictures of her that hit the internet. He said that the only way she'll be kicked off is if the viewers decide this. Simon Cowell seconds that by saying, "If the public wants to keep her in, they’ll keep her in. These people haven’t done anything illegal; that’s their private life."

They did not explain how this is different from Frenchie Davis being kicked off of season 2. Frenchie was kicked off after nude pictures of her surfaced. Please vote Antonella off! Ho can't sing and the quicker she gets kicked off, the quicker she'll get to Playboy...her real destiny!

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The other day Keira Knightley looked like the walking dead. Yesterday, she was spotted near her London home with a little more color. Although, she was still a damn grump. Would it kill her to crack a little smile?

Meet Jake, a daschund dog on speed. Jake was bored one day so he picked up the phone and placed a phone call. No he didn't call 1-900-Sex-Cats. He called 9-1-1. The transcripts are amazing. Jake really knows how to get his point across. His owner has since taken the phone away from Jake. Wouldn't it be sad if his ass really needed help?! Maybe he's getting molested by the neighborhood pit bull! VIA BWE

Diddy reportedly punched a dude out at a post-Oscar party on Sunday night. The "situation" took place outside The Roosevelt Hotel at around 2am. 27-year-old, Gerard Rechnitzer, claims that Diddy was hitting on his fiancee. Gerald said he watched Diddy try and work his magic for about 5-minutes and then stepped in. Soon after he stepped in, Diddy punched his ass sending him five feet and severely injuring him. Diddy left by the time the cops arrived. Lawsuit! First of all, couldn't this dude's girlfriend just walk away? Please she wanted that. Second of all, I'm so sure he flew 5-feet through the air! That being said, this Gerald dude is going to walk away with a boat load. Source

Elizabeth Taylor celebrated her 75th Birthday yesterday in Las Vegas with a star-studded party. The big A-listers that showed included Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher and...and...um...wel...hmm...yeah that's it. No Jacko?! I think his wig is there in spirit on top of Liz's head. Siegried and Roy also showed....damn his face...that tiger is a bitch!

KFed reportedly gave Britney Spears an ultimatium that sent her back to Promises in Malibu. After Britney checked out of rehab for the second time, KFed scheduled an emergency custody hearing for the next day. He told Britney that unless she checks back into rehab, he's going to court in the morning and asking for full custody of JJ and SPF. He has been taking care of his boys along with his mother and Brit's mother. Larry Rudolph said that contrary to reports Britney isn't getting any special treatment at Promises. There were reports that she had booked an entire wing so she would have privacy. He said, "She has a regular room, a regular routine. She is doing exceptionally well." In other KFed news, his ex, Shar Jackson, is denying that they have gotten back together. Um, was it even rumored that they got back together. Oh Shar can't stand someone else getting the attention, can she? Shar's rep aka her best girlfriend acting like her rep said, "Shar Jackson will continue to maintain the necessary relationship with Kevin that is in the best interest of raising their two children. This weekend Shar and Kevin visited together with the four children, and that this was the first time that all four children met. Any insinuation that she is involved with [Kevin and Britney's] problems or break up in any way is preposterous. She has always been supportive of Kevin’s choices, both publicly and privately. Shar refuses to be pulled into their relationship and will not comment further on any personal matters." I think I need rehab from Brit and ANS news. Seriously, I think we should all go and send the bill to H.Stern and B.Spears. Source, Source

Virgie Arthur finally met her granddaughter, Dannielynn Hope, in the Bahamas yesterday. The supervised visit was the first time Virgie met Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. Danni is currently with Howard K. Stern in the Bahamas. Two days before that Larry Birkhead met her for the first time. Howard agreed to these meetings prompting many to speculate that they are in talks for some kind of custody agreement. Virgie and Howard are back in a Florida courtroom today where a judge is considering to overturn the decision to bury Anna with her son in the Bahamas. Virgie really really wants Anna in Texas. The hearing is expected to be brief. In other ANS news. Add Pneumonia to one of the possible reasons for Anna's death. The National Enquirer reports that early findings show that Anna had a severe case of pneumonia. The medications worsened the condition which led to her death. Yesterday, one of Anna's friends revealed that she had Lupus and thinks that is the reason for her death. No, she died of a broken heart and an overdose. Right? That beign said, would it hurt Virgie to put a little make-up on?

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