Why are these hot ass dudes getting with Cameron Diaz? Is her pussy made of diamonds or something? After splitting with Justin Timberlake, Cammy has reportedly had Kelly Slater, Djimon Hounsou and now Tyrese. They were spotted at Xenii in L.A. fully making out on the dancefloor. They were also seen earlier in the week at an Oscars party together. Her rep denies they are dating. Who said anything about dating? Let's hope they aren't dating. Tyrese is way too hot for that pizza-faced-piece-of-trash! Source

Laguna Beach star, Jason Wahler, was busted in North Carolina this past weekend after he resisted a public officer during an underage drinking raid. WTF? He was taken to the local jail where he was released on $1000 bail after only a few hours. He's due back in court this April. The 20-year-old was arrested after he allegedly beat down a tow truck driver in September. He was also arrested in September for disorderly conduct in NYC. DOUCHE! It seems like he's arrested every week. He's like the Pete Doherty of the US without the talent and looks. Hah. Source

Whenever I see Nicole Kidman, I judge her as someone who sucks in bed and probably always has a frown on her face. It's nice to see her actually loosening up a bit. She gave Keith Urban a little pole dance while on a boat trip in the St. Barths yesterday. She looks as sexy as a maggot eating a dead rat, but it's nice to see her not being such an ice queen! Source

Tom, Katie and Suri were spotted in Beverly Hills yesterday to attend Connor's basketball game. Tom is probably pissed camera aren't allowed inside the auditorium. He doesn't look as chunky. Did he get a new girdle? Suri is the hotness, but let's be real. homegirl is Asian. Her real daddy is probably Jackie Chan. Source

Tori Spelling's dog has a look on its face like "Please poison my doggy chow." I mean who was she in a past life to deserve this? Hitler? Methinks Bobby Trendy put together that look. Anyhow, a 45-month pregnant Tori Spelling and her husband celebrated the opening of their new bed and breakfast in Temecula, CA called "McDermott Baby Farm." Baby farm?! Damn, I'm surprised Brangelina didn't attend the opening of that. Source, Source

Those Purim parties at the Kabbalah Center are so weird. They are always dressing up. Eww. Guy Ritchie dressed up like some gay, 1970s cop and Madge channeled her inner flipper while attending a party in L.A. at the Kabbalah Center on Saturday night. The festival celebrates the foiling of an ancient plot to kill Jews in Persia. And I guess they celebrate by dressing in costumes? Um...I'm not pretending to understand. Source

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen need their own horror movie. These glamour trolls really scare me. They are ripping out my soul with their eyes! So hot, though. The two look like two, rich, albino gangsters as they attended the Giambattista Valli party in Paris last night. Do you think they keep razors in their hair?

Harvey met The QUEEN! How awesome is that? Oh and that other slag met her too. Harvey helped open an eye center at a local hospital and the Queen attended. Jordan, Peter Andre and Junior also came along for the ride. Harvey is in a wheelchair, because he's still recovering from burns to his leg from New Year's eve. Thanks Leslie

David Beckham has busted his knee cap after he finally had it with his wife and showed her who's boss. Not really. He messed up that precious knee during a soccer game in Madrid last night. He strained his right leg after reaching for the ball and crashing into advertising signs near the opposition goal. He tried to go on with the game, but quickly found he couldn't. He was later diagnosed as damaging the lateral internal ligament of his right leg and is undergoing further tests Monday. This injury could possibly effect his $250 million contract to play soccer in Los Angeles. The Real Madrid coach said, "It looks serious but I do not want to say how bad until the doctors do the scan." Hmm...I know how it is! Real Madrid can't have him, so nobody can!!!! You know they did this. Posh is probably searching Match.com as we speak for a new meal ticket. Source

Star Jones is back! Thankfully it's just for a quick minute, but still. Star hasn't had much success since being kicked off "The View" last year. She did some kind of real estate show and some other small-profile gigs. She has landed an acting role on "Law & Order:SUV" playing a lawyer. Ludacris will also guest star on her episode. A lawyer? Bitch should've played a corpse. No make-up needed! Source